C o r w i n - piano, synthesizer, percussion, lyrics, vocals...
Influences
David Bowie, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, Disturbed, Dresden Dolls, The Faint, Modest Mouse, Nine Inch Nails, Rilo Kiley, She Wants Revenge, Elliot Smith, VNV Nation, Amy Winehouse.
It's too bad you aren't into that because I'm pretty sure my girlfriend would "do" your girlfriend, but whatevah. Have your people call my people. I'm off to score major points because all my plans are last minute and crazy! This is her... http://www.myspace.com/shigeta
I have a female, you have a female, we must commune. Double Date? Then at the end we can swap! Joking... or am I? Actually I wouldn't share with you, I don't want to share my Chlamidagohnaherpasyphlaiditis.
What amazing plans have you for St. V-Day? I'm at a loss, I just started dating my woman and I didn't have time to plot. Damn. Plus I work. And its a dumb holiday. But besides that, I feel the impending pressure of pop-culture. I think I am going to buy her a package of Valentines day Deelishus Weenies! (My father is the owner of the Deelishus Weenie Corporation {Why does that sound nasty?})
There's this string quartet called (WARNING: lame-ass quartet nameage impending!) Vitamin String Quartet that covered one of Rright Eyes' albums. You may love it. Look it up on iTunes and thank me later. :)
In other news, school is killing me slowly. SURPRISE!!
So... you and this "Brittney" are an item now, eh? Does she know about your anal fetish yet or are you still taking it easy on her? Anywho, when you are comfortable enough, we should all get together, maybe I can have ya'll over for dinner... I suppose I'll have to get a dining table first. But these matters are of little importance. I hope I get to meet this one before you throw her away. I've never met any other members of your harem.
I don't know whether it's good or bad that my bitch of a little brother... well... former bitch. The brother formerly known as bitch... is the closest thing I have to a fan. I guess it's good. If nothing else your critiques are highly amusing. William mostly gives me abstract critiques because I never send him anything for fear that he will beat me into never wanting to touch a keyboard again. Anyway, thanks as always. An just so you know, your number two on my friends list too. Biatch. It just so happens that William is number one. Got to give him seniority. Anywho, Sic Semper Tyrannis! ~Richard~
I cannot believe you bumped me down on your top list for some slut. You are so fired as my brother. By the way, I responded to your comments, I just did it on the blog. Das ist alles.
Ah, you listen to Amy Beergarden. Starbucks sells her CD. Lame. And I don't think your allowed to have all those bands as influences. You can say you "like" them. But the silent music that you produce for you site cannot possibly incorporate elements from all of them. Foo.
And I used to have a lovely advertisement for 'Stalin Tea,' an actual brand of supposedly soothing beverage that I was going to post here, but I can't find it :-(
Yeah, that girl's really cool. She criticizes my English and kicks me when I'm down. I figured you'd like her. I would make a woman, but think about what a woman would be like if you made her with a broken rib. Actually... that's good short story material. P.S. Your a bitch and I should kill you. And by bitch I mean pathetic, lonely, fat, whore and by kill you I mean stake you down in the desert, bound in barbed wire and watch the Coyotes pick you apart bit by bit whilst I laugh maniacally.
