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Gabrielle Birchak
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Political Humor
my butt is crunchy

Female
36 years old
D.C., DC
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
Mood: adventurous Mood Image
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WebsiteGabrielleBirchak.com
InfluencesJoe Birkman, my dad, Albert Einstein, Roger Penrose, my brother John, Dave Barry, Lily Tomlin, Stephen Hawking, Whoopee Goldberg, Bill Clinton, W.C. Fields, Groucho Marx, Drew Carey, Karrie Kracknickle, Brian Greene, John Belushi, my dad, Copernicus, Will Ferrell, Professor Snardfark, Richard Feynman, Amy Sedaris, Thomas Jefferson, George Carlin, Kip Thorne, Lewis Black, Jon Stewart, Marie Curie, my dad, Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, Nancy Pelosi, John Smith, Henrietta Puckerbutt, Jay Leno, Chris Kattan, Albert Einstein, my dad, Gilda Radner, Joy Behar, Amy Poehler, Joe Birkman and my dad. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." - Albert Einstein
TV Shows
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
FilmsBatman. But then who hasn’t done Batman.
AlbumsGab’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1
Gab’s Greatest Hits Vol. 2
Gab’s Worst Hits Vol. 1
Gab’s Opera Album - Featuring Aqualung

    Gabrielle Birchak's Interests
GeneralI'm interested to know why most weather people are not really weather people, but rather some actor/magician reject.
Music
MoviesBulworth, Big Fish. Being John Malkovich ... that's it for the Bs.

     Gabrielle Birchak's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Denver, CO
Body type:4' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedy writer / Comedian

   Gabrielle Birchak's Companies

D.C. US
Stand-up comedian - I'm in it for the free beer



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Your kind of DNC Coverage
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Gab's V-Blabs: Princess vs Palin
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Gab's V-Blabs: Poll Dancing
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Gab's V-Blabs: Obama Can't Sing
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Gab's V-Blabs: They're ALL gimmickin'
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Political Pundit Winner
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Gab's V-Blabs: Real Eshatate
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Gab's V-Blabs: Makin' Distinctions
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Gab's V-Blabs: SweetieGate
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Gab's V-Blabs: Last Politician Standing
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   Gabrielle Birchak's Blurbs
About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
the President, so I can tell him that he is, by far, the dumbest, most inept President this country has ever seen. Then I'd kick him in the nuts. Yes, I would. I would kick Bush in the nuts.

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Jul 5 2009 3:28 PM


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Jun 30 2009 5:21 PM

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Jun 18 2009 7:47 PM

Arsenic returns to Fletchers, June 28th, ready to perform for Gorilla Music and take on some heavyweights in this Battle of the bands. Doors open at 4:00pm.  Bands kickoff at 5:00pm.  Support Arsenic!
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Jun 16 2009 2:12 AM

LET'S GO TO THE PONDEROSA!!!

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May 26 2009 8:23 PM

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The Real BatBoy!





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May 14 2009 11:03 PM

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Apr 23 2009 11:52 PM

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Apr 6 2009 6:33 AM

How's it goin? Check out my Super Funky OldSchool HipHop Dance Megamixtape Jamz, Ok.


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Show some Love & Support & Spread the Word to All of Your Friends & Help Spread the LOVE of MUSIC, OK.


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Thanks, Much Appreciation !!!
Jimmy Dean Copenhaver Jr





Mar 18 2009 11:45 AM

Hello,

Happy New Year!, first of all and hope you had a great holiday. I'm just dropin' by to say hi and keep in touch. I have some new music on my page, It's my third album and it's all acoustic guitar. I also just uploaded a whole new dot com too, soo anyway, hope your havin' a good time.


peacejimmy

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The Cipher Show is GOING BACK TO L.A





Mar 16 2009 6:41 PM

Check out this video: Rise of The Cipher Show: EPISODE 1

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Mar 11 2009 11:04 PM

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Mar 6 2009 8:14 PM

why thank you, gabs. I've not yet received the laptop yet... but SOON.
I'm gonna watch your videos
Ed





Mar 5 2009 6:44 PM

what's cookin' gorgeous?
Mayo Radio





Mar 4 2009 9:46 PM



Check Us Out Sometime!
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Feb 26 2009 7:20 PM

hey cutie...thanks for the add...holla! <3 pinnacle23
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Twenty Four Thousand Dollars





Feb 25 2009 6:29 PM

Naomi Elizabeth





Feb 9 2009 6:19 PM

This video is an interview of me where I explain my thoughts about music and being in a band-
Jim Miller





Feb 4 2009 5:06 AM

I was going to write the same thing...

Whassup Gabby? How's the funny biz these days? I'm doing a musical myself, a comedy called Zombie Prom...I play one of the leads, a scandal seeking reporter!

Just like real life! Zombies!
Jim
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Jan 27 2009 8:00 PM

Dios Mio! There's only one episode left of series two after this one!

Sparkle Picnic: Coupon Day (Episode #10, Series 2)


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Jan 25 2009 10:16 PM

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Jan 20 2009 4:31 PM

Man, youtube was not having anything to do with original sketch titles. I think "Clown Faggot" left a bad taste in their mouth

Sparkle Picnic: Black Sheet of Jesus



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Jan 12 2009 6:43 PM

Like an eyeball full of pain, here's the new:

Sparkle Picnic: Stink Like Poo



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Art/Design by Keebz





Jan 12 2009 1:19 AM

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Dec 30 2008 3:46 AM

Loving this new pic! What eye do I direct my attention to when speaking to you? HA! I am thinking I will be seeing you in about a month - YIPPERS - I can't wait ;-)
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