iLunch Series Five

Series Five - Episode One!!
iLunch is back to being recorded at lunch!!!
Series Five - Episode Two!!
Important announcement on the RSS. Check it out.

iLunch Series Four-Point-Nine

The Final Finale?
Umm... I don't know what's in this file, but I needed something to announce the cleaning of the feed with. Now the feed only shows Series five onwards. Cleanliness is next to godliness:)

2006 Greatest Hits

99 Bottles of Beer
No one remembers doing this, but it happened. The entire iLunch crew spontaneously erupts into 99 bottles of beer on the wall, while in a burger king.

Awesomer
Christian correcting Ziggy's grammar, and then getting yelled at for being right.

Best. Intro. Ever.
This is the intro from our second episode ever. It really is the best intro ever.

Can-Can
Collin singing the can can. Don't ask why. Please.

Don't Say It.
We didn't want Collin to say it. Whatever it was. But he did. haha.

Marshalls Nipples
We Started out talking about the website being down, but then Marshall chimed in. Oops.

Mike The Headless Chicken
Josh explains the phenomenon that is Mike the Headless Chicken Day.

Reality Check, Thursdays on Sci-Fi.
We recorded this line after watching "Who Wants To Be A Superhero".

The Nads Song
Pure and Simple. Or Puerile and Stupid. It's the nads song.

The Question
This started in a Spanish class one day when Collin was trying to flirt with this girl...err...excuse me, I mean have a conversation with this girl. It could have died there, but we tried to drag it into iLunch, and it became one of the greatest moments.

Too Lazy
We were too lazy even to have a pizza eating contest. Sad, I know.

Vampire Howl
Shortly after interviewing a "Vampire", we asked him to howl and transform into a bat. His response was "Vampires don't howl, and if I turn into a bat, the listeners can't see it." Ziggy's slip of the mouth is the highlight on this one.

Vampire Interview.
The much famed "Vampire" Interview.

iLunch's Greatest Songs in the Year 2006.

5Podpeople by [munk]
The first podsafe song we ever heard. ever.

4The Greatest Christmas Song Ever by American Heartbreak
We only recently played this one, so recently as The Christmas Eve Special, but it rocks. A lot. It probab;y is The Greatest Christmas Song Ever!

3Antihero by Lame Duck
This song rocks out loud!!

2Welcome to The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
No download link on this one, because we weren't supposed to play it in the first place, but yeah, it's the second greatest song.

1Horatio by The Genders.
This is the greatest song iLunch has ever played. It is. We've played this song more than any other song, I think we've used it 3 times since we started in march 2nd of 2006.

iLunch Series Four

Episode One: Mosh Pit!.
Bobby in a mosh pit. Do you mean the ***? No, I mean the *******. Really? I thought you meant the *****.

Episode Two: A Song From The Vault
The nads song, with Christian on vocals, and Marshal.

Episode Three: We're Going
This is just a short clip of Harrison doing what he does best. Yelling. And Yelling louder. And swearing. And loudly yelling swearwords. We're going, but not going away. We're going to ba back next friday November 10th with a full length episode akin to Series one!

We Don't Have School Today (Extended Remix) [Extended Extended Remix] {Stutter Remix} (European Dance Version) [Bonus Track]
We don't have school today. So, we decided that rather than catch up on our grades, we'd make a techno song. Or, more accurately, make fun of a techno song. Just in case the name screws up because it's too long, the full name of this song is "We Don't Have School Today (Extended Remix) [Extended Extended Remix] {Stutter Remix} (European Dance Version) [Bonus Track]"

Episode Four: A Mix Of Crap, Drugs and Stupid.
Topics include: Halloween day, Perry's porn, The Suicide girls, Harrison's Halloween plan, Harrison's Lisp Knight, Home-brew vs Moonshine, Chips or cocaine, We're Incredibler than you, Thomas's talking problems, Kicking Logans Backpack and the Collin-Hunter.
Music provided by
Art Brut singing "Formed A Band"
The Genders Singing Horatio (More Cowbell Mix)

Episode 5 - Word Games
Yeah it's late, but it's thanksgiving, so w/e. Word games, music, The Who.
Music by
My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade
NOFX - The Idiots Are Taking Over
The Genders - When I Grow Up (I Wanna Be A F**king Stoner)

Episode Six: Recipie Booklet
Recipies from Harrison. Not suggested to eat. Anything said by Harrison is not necesarily the views of iLunch as a whole, and we do not neccesarily agree with him. But if it's about Fall Out Boy sucking, we probably do.

Episode Seven: The Final Straw
Ok, so this guy calls up our old old comment line, asking to buy some Gucci stuff off some website. Turns out, towards the end he leaves his home phone number and name. We don't wanna speak to him, but we thought you might enjoy it. Yeah, let's adopt this guy as "The iLunch Adopted Guy".
Music by All For Nothing.

Christmas Eve Special
The first of two special episodes, the next being New Years Eve, this one's got a mild bad word in one of the songs, but I'll mark it clean anyway. "You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, merry christmas your arse and thank god it's you're last." Could you handle that? You'll be fine.
Music by Queen, John Lennon, The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, and American Heartbreak.

iLunch Series Three

iLunch Series 3: Episode 2 - Gay Dolphins?
Hack your sack? eww... Jamie&Josh+Keith=Send porn to PCWhiz91@earthlink.net

iLunch Series 3: Episode 3 - Gerbils
Part 2 of what? Snakes on a Plane, Mormans with huge eyebrows and a stutter. Not Featuring The Nads Song. Keith + Gerbils = Happy times.

iLunch Series 3: Episode 4 - Infomercial
"Who Needs To Get A Grip On Reality", Thursday nights on Sci-Fi.

iLunch Series 3: Episode 5 - Yahoo Sucks
Yahoo sucks, and we hate geocities. Sadly, Geocities.com/ilunchpodcast no longer exists. Marshall's nipples are always hard, and he will report you as spam.

iLunch Series 3: Episode 6 - Steve Irwin Dies, 4 people care
Generic Cambells soup. TV+Movie talk.

iLunch Series 3: Episode 7 - Be amazed we know 3 girls
Lots of yelling, and ball-kick-threats.

iLunch Series 3: Episode 8 - September 11, 2001
September 11th, no tasteless jokes, but are dead people crippled?

iLunch Series 3: Episode 9 - Talk Like A Pirate Day
Iiiiiiitttt's iLunch! Please ignore the password yelled in the beginning.

iLunch Series 3: Episode 10 - The Beginning of the End?
- No-one gives a f**k about Weird Al Yankovic
- The Who are coming to GA
- Come meet us at the Genders Show
- New format, permanant?

iLunch Series 3: Episodes 11&12 - The End Of The End...
Hey guys! As awesome as we the iLunch crew are, even we need a break, and so we're taking a two week break to work on a top secret iLunch related project. I'll give you a hint, it's gonna be awesome! We'll be back in two weeks with Series four, and more details on the top secret project! Thanks for riding, everyone, it's been f*****g great, see you in two weeks!

iLunch Series Two Point Five

iLunch 2.5 Ep1: Mammary Glands - The Genders
This song rocks. Plus, we don't have an episode to release.

iLunch 2.5 Ep2: ImStuckOnAbus
Something we forgot to release while we were releasing the Savannah stuff.

iLunch 2.5 Ep3: Come on England - The Testosterones
England Advance To The SemiFinals!

iLunch 2.5 Ep4: iLunch Returns
No Comment Needed! I found this on my phone. It's funny.

Series Two

iLunch Series 2: Savannah
A quick refresher in a Burger King. The first live on air call in iLunch history. Nasty food combos.

iLunch Series 2: iMprov
Improv. Lines ripped straight from south park, and a can can dancer.

iLunch Series 2: Keith
Keith was high as a kite when we taped this, seriously. That stutter in the begining, I swear that's not the recording, that's him.

iLunch Series 2: Breakfast
The most somber we've ever been, recorded 8:00 BC. Before coffee.

iLunch Series 2: CiCi's
A Pizza eating contest brought to a screeching halt due to laziness.

iLunch Series 2: Dance Prelude
Just talking and stuff. Mostly complaining about the dance we've been forced to go to. Just as an update, the coffee shop we planned on going to was closed.

iLunch Series 2: iCan'tDance
LIVE!! NOW!! LISTEN!!! FREE!!! INTERVIEW WITH VAMPIRE!!!

iLunch Series 2: Okeefenokee
The last day. The only time we swore over this whole Series!! This one sucks, too much bus noise.

Series One

Episode One!
Music by Lame Duck. TheLameDuck.net

Episode Two!
Putting Midgets to work, french people, and why you shouldn't kill people.
Music once again by Lame Duck. These guys rock!TheLameDuck.net

Episode Three!
This is the first time we position the mic properly and get decent audio quality. Winning a writing competition, In Times Of Crisis, Queen Concert anticipation!! I did NOT call Brittany 'honey' in this episode.
Music by Smoke Or Fire. www.smokeorfire.com

Episode Four! Keith is with us, and we discuss all things James Bluntish.
Music by The Genders. www.thegenders.com
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Episode Five!
A short episode without all of us, in fact, only me. Not very funny, only one joke about an old man in London. Brought to you by Tim McGraw.
Music by NOFX. NOFX.org