Who I'd like to meet:

Real people with real thoughts and feelings. Compassionate people who care about where humanity is headed. Logical, reasonable people who have a sense of humor and understand the difference between pointed jabs and witty comebacks. Just be yourself, by yourself, and be honest at all times. We'll get on just fine.

If you can hold your own in a conversation without resorting to insults, drop me a line. If you like to go out and have a good time but understand that public drunkenness is pretty tacky, drop me a line. Like museums, bookstores, walking in the woods, going to the beach, dinner or bbqs with good friends? Definitely send me a note. Can you switch from a conversation about philosophy to which microbrew is the best without missing a beat? Seriously, I think I'd like to meet you.

Who I'd like to not meet:

Plastic people who are self-centered, egotistical, and completely devoid of any true thought or emotion. I'm afraid I can't articulate that enough. Self-centered people infuriate me. There is more to life than your ignorant bullshit. Srsly. I'm also pretty sure I don't want to meet one more person who wants to play head games or use someone to fulfill some deep seated twisted psychosis. Not sure if that's you? Look at the next list. Find yourself there? Yeah, don't call me, k?

Don't call me, I'll call you:

Liars, players, cheaters, drunks, thieves, and anyone else who feels the need to waste my time. Let's throw self-centered in here again. If your life is so convoluted that attempting to see anything from another's point of view is too difficult, srsly, don't call me. Sex it up however you like, this woman has no time for that nonsense. If you equate feminism with man-hating, keep cruising. Looking for cheap sex? Move along, nothing to see here. How about you google yourself some big boobs and butts instead of wasting my time? I'm not your girl. I'm far too pretty for the likes of you. kthxbai!