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H. M.
Black / Christian / Parody
H. M. "mellifluous deviance"

Male
29 years old
Fayetteville, North Carolina
United States



Last Login: 12/3/2009
Mood: vindicated Mood Image
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   H. M.'s Comedian Bio
InfluencesPope John Paul II, ’N Sync (mostly just Lance Bass), Ronald Regan, Carlos Mencia, Rupert Murdoch and L. Ron Hubbard just to name a few.

No, really... fuck those guys.


TV ShowsSee below.
FilmsNone unless you consider my homemade DVD collection, but I don’t think that counts...

They’re better quality than Paris Hilton’s, yet not as scenic as Pam and Tommy’s... but they are for sale!

    H. M.'s Interests
MusicTrent Reznor
Maynard James Keenan
Zach de la Rocha
Immortal Technique
Marilyn Manson
KRS One
(hed) pe
Dog Fashion Disco
Slipknot

MoviesAaron Russo
Korey Rowe, Jason Bermas and Dylan Avery
Naomi Wolf
Peter Joseph
Alex Jones

TelevisionBill Maher
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert

BooksChuck Palahniuk
Carl Jung
Richard Dawkins
Charles Darwin
Anne Rice

     H. M.'s Details
Status:Single
Body type:6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo

   H. M.'s Schools
Terry Sanford High
Fayetteville,North Carolina
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1999

   H. M.'s Companies
It'z Entertainment City
Fayetteville, NC US
Entertainment Czar

April of 2000 -
Pimpalottapuss Productions, Inc.
Fayetteville, North Carolina US
CEO, Caesar, Demigod



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Fayetteville Sucks? - Redux
Fayetteville Sucks? - Redux rating
Single again...
Single again... rating
 

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   H. M.'s Blurbs
About me:
please look into this if you aren't already aware. don't allow the grandchildren of your children's children to be caught up in this system of perpetual debt like you and I



American made
The terror displayed the false flags that wave
Be afriad, be very afraid

The murder, the fear... the truth appears
The violence of change is here

The war is on to right the wrong, to pass on the light
The fight song is on

We get 'em goin'
My people - you can't control 'em
We psycho, we on parole and we just don't give a fuck

'cause we got nothin' to lose
It's hard to prove
A job to do and that's fuckin' you

Luciferian inbreed, Bohemian Draco-Reptillian...
We be killin' 'em

Who are you to decide whether we live or we die, lizard?!
The how and the why is irrelevant


We tired and we ready to riot
We anarchists, we must resist

We don't owe you shit

Live and die free


There's a fire in the White House and there's panic in the streets
Now the youth brought up on violence has brought the system to it's knees
Politicians and their generals are all running for their lives
One day of retribution for a lifetime of lies

We know who you are and we're on afraid
We will not commit to dehumanization, we refuse to be your slaves
Babylon will fall and you will be held responsible for your crimes against humanity


We tired and we ready to riot
We anarchists, we must resist
We don't owe you shit

Live and die free


H. M. has 584669 friends, seven "girlfriends", and no quarter.

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H. M.'s Friends Comments
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LiNz bEaR

Lindsey Graham



Nov 30 2009 2:28 AM

Thanks, I will be sure to read it. That video didn't convince me totally .... good info but kinda seemed like guys that just want to be skeptical... you know, they say it's not true but didn't prove what else causes all the problems. However, I do believe that there is political propaganda behind GW like they said but I don't believe it's a whole big conspiracy. Keep it coming though bc I like seeing both sides. LUV YA
T☆mmy T in HollyWood {OHDT} New pics uP

T☆mmy T in HollyWood {OHDT} New pics uP



Nov 28 2009 6:10 PM

im drunkk wats good with you u none soccial fuck
Holy Ghost in the Machine

Techno Gospel



Nov 27 2009 9:13 PM


This is a Call to Arms for all those that will Stand Up to the forces of the antichrist and the One World Order!

Do not wait until it is too late! Unite and revolt against the System of the Beast!



LUCA

Guy Montag



Nov 27 2009 5:54 AM

thanks for the comment bro.. really.. u can download the 2 EPS free off the soundclick link if u want.. get wit me..one up
susanne silver.

susanne silver.



Nov 17 2009 12:16 PM

just every now & then. Lol

& yeh in that picture you sorta kinda did. :]
susanne silver.

susanne silver.



Nov 17 2009 2:16 AM

wait. what did i say.?
ITALIANA

Desiree Evans



Nov 16 2009 2:44 PM

It was great seeing you friday! you look great and happy. I am proud of you!
E-DuB (@E_DUB_910)

E-DuB (@E_DUB_910)



Nov 16 2009 10:37 AM

NOVEMBER 21st at the BEE'S NEST, SKIBO ROAD FAYETTEVILLE NC, E-DuB will be performing with Keith Murray COME SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT



ALSO, DECEMBER 12th, E-DuB AND 30/30 will be battling for GRINDTIME ATLANTA yall come and show SUPPORT!!



FOLLOW US ON TWITTER E_DUB_910 and 30/30

CHECK OUT THA MUSIC TOO!!! 5 NEW SONGS UP HOLLA AT ME!!
T☆mmy T in HollyWood {OHDT} New pics uP

T☆mmy T in HollyWood {OHDT} New pics uP



Nov 16 2009 6:34 AM

fuck dat girl below
i miss u more
jan 15 they told me i might be coming home for good
still trying to get over to trashganistan but its so late in the game 
wanna pick me up in ft stewert GA
♥my3sons♥

♥my3sons♥



Nov 13 2009 4:02 PM

me misses you....

smooches ; )

hope to see ya soon♥
LOIS McNAIR

LOIS McNAIR



Nov 13 2009 2:23 AM

gonna be next weekend the 21st....i will see about changing my pic
Ricky

Enrique Murillo



Nov 12 2009 2:25 AM

Im in school so i wake up every day at 445 to fight for 2.5 hours then go to class and listne to boring classes all day. Oh yea no drinking during the week IT SUCKS ASS
Angel in the morning

Angel in the morning



Nov 6 2009 12:50 AM

lol, i looooooooove that mask, tis funny
[KayCee]™

[KayCee]™



Nov 4 2009 3:14 AM

hey it was gr8 seein you...how ya been?
IRK DAH NERV a.k.a LOUIZ CYPHRE

IRK DAH NERV a.k.a LOUIZ CYPHRE



Nov 2 2009 2:59 AM

THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO EVERY TRUTHER, TRUTH SEEKER, 911 INVESTIGATOR, 7/7 INVESTIGATOR, AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY, POLITICAL DEVIANT, FREEDOM FIGHTER, TRUE REVOLUTIONARY ( etc. ) & ALL HUMAN FAMILIES OF THE PLANET EARTH.

IN HONOR & RESPECT OF MILTON WILLIAM COOPER & TUPAC AMARU SHAKUR ( THANK YOU FOR YOUR BRAVERY ).



ADD IRK @ : http://www.myspace.com/irkdahnerv

SHAKE THAT ASS AND GET THAT MONEY!!! AT LEAST UNTIL YOU ALL BURN..OR BECOME SLAVES....DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE THE AGENDA OF THE POWERS THAT BE, YOU WILL BECOME IT'S VICTIM....A SYSTEM THAT WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CONTROLLING THE MINDS OF THE POPULICE FOR GENERATIONS. MANY SIGNS OF WHAT'S TO COME HAVE BEEN GIVEN. YOU THE INDIVIDUAL MUST PREPARE NOT ONLY YOURSELF, BUT YOUR LOVED ONES AS WELL FOR THE HARSH DAYS TO COME. WE THE PEOPLE MUST UNITE UNDER ONE COMMON BOND IN ORDER TO LIVE, SURVIVE AND CONTINUE THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM (BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE ONE COMMON ENEMY). THE BEST PREPARATION FOR THIS UP AND COMING BATTLE, IS THE TRUTH.

PLEASE, SHARE THIS VIDEO WITH OTHERS...
T☆mmy T in HollyWood {OHDT} New pics uP

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Oct 31 2009 4:18 AM

love u the most
HELEN

HELEN



Oct 28 2009 5:56 AM

I LOVE YOU LIKE A MONKEY LOVES BANANAS...
Shane

Shane



Oct 19 2009 4:31 PM

I've never seen a member of the American Liberation Front. Interesting. Thanks for the heads up, and POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
T☆mmy T in HollyWood {OHDT} New pics uP

T☆mmy T in HollyWood {OHDT} New pics uP



Oct 17 2009 9:28 AM

smile youre missed cuddle cakes
♥ YOUR DREAM ♥

Omi Schrantinni



Oct 16 2009 8:57 AM

as for my audition tape. how boutz i just show up to the next meeting topless and wasted with a half empty bottle of jager and we call it even
♥ YOUR DREAM ♥

Omi Schrantinni



Oct 16 2009 8:55 AM

dear lord (or whomever it is my new cult will be praising) .. i was thinkin those damn christians were imaginary slaves appearing because of all the smoking i have encountered. now the ones in my bedroom they were all married and i swear i only knew because they took their wedding bands off before we had sex.
.Lucy's Mama.♥.

.Αℓιssα Oℓυσcн.



Oct 15 2009 10:53 PM

Hi, of course!  Somebody's got to! lol
♥ YOUR DREAM ♥

Omi Schrantinni



Oct 15 2009 2:08 AM

o yeah cuz i just LOOOVE that lil mexican guy that will cut my lawn whats his name jesus right??????
♥ YOUR DREAM ♥

Omi Schrantinni



Oct 15 2009 1:35 AM

Omi is a nick name my government is Nah'Omi

.yeah. i just have to worry about my neighbor disappearing and her husband saying the deployment made him do it. LOL

oh yes i will be fun i mean have fun in vegas
Joel™

Joel™



Oct 14 2009 8:37 PM

Just take your flu shot, drink your fluoridated water, pay your taxes and shut up!
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