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H.: M.
Black / Christian / Parody
"mellifluous deviance"

Male
28 years old
Fayetteville, North Carolina
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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   H.: M.'s Comedian Bio
InfluencesPope John Paul II, ’N Sync (mostly just Lance Bass), Ronald Regan, Carlos Mencia, Rupert Murdoch and L. Ron Hubbard just to name a few.

No, really... fuck those guys.


TV ShowsSee below.
FilmsNone unless you consider my homemade DVD collection, but I don’t think that counts...

They’re better quality than Paris Hilton’s, yet not as scenic as Pam and Tommy’s... but they are for sale!

    H.: M.'s Interests
MusicTrent Reznor
Maynard James Keenan
Zach de la Rocha
Immortal Technique
Marilyn Manson
Dog Fashion Disco
Slipknot

MoviesAaron Russo
Korey Rowe, Jason Bermas and Dylan Avery
Naomi Wolf
Peter Joseph
Alex Jones

TelevisionBill Maher
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert

BooksChuck Palahniuk
Carl Jung
Richard Dawkins
Charles Darwin
Anne Rice

     H.: M.'s Details
Status:Single
Body type:6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo

   H.: M.'s Schools
Terry Sanford High
Fayetteville,North Carolina
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1999

   H.: M.'s Companies
It'z Entertainment City
Fayetteville, NC US
Entertainment Czar

April of 2000 -
Pimpalottapuss Productions, Inc.
Fayetteville, North Carolina US
CEO, Caesar, Demigod



H.: M.'s Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 2 Total Plays: 265 Plays Today: 0
Fayetteville Sucks? - Redux
Fayetteville Sucks? - Redux rating
Single again...
Single again... rating
 

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   H.: M.'s Blurbs
About me:
please look into this if you aren't already aware. don't allow the grandchildren of your children's children to be caught up in this system of perpetual debt like you and I



Turn on the radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Nah fuck it, turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio... nah fuck it

Your savior's my guillotine crosses and kerosene

Merge on the networks, slangin' nerve gas
Up jump tha boogie then bang, let 'em hang
While the paraniod try to stuff the void
Let's capture this AM mayhem
Undressed, and blessed by their Lord
Th power pendulum swings by the umbilical cord
Shock around the clock, from noon 'til noon
Men grabbin' they mics, and stuff 'em into the womb

Terror's the product ya push
Well I'm a truth addict, oh shit I gotta headrush

Sheep tremble an here come the votes
We're thrown from the throat, new cages and scapegoats
Undressed and blessed by their Lord
The same devil that ran around Managua with a sword
Check out the new style that Ollie found
I tune in with a bullet to shut down the devil sound

Shut down the devil sound
The program of Vietnow

Turn on the radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Nah fuck it, turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio... nah fuck it

Your savior is my guillotine crosses and kerosene

Flex the cerebellum, fire
Somebody gotta shell 'em
These evil angel's lists, hittin' tha AM playlist
Paid to say this:
That one inhuman, illegal, single woman
The one without a movement
The transmissions are wippin' our backs
Yeah, comin' down like bats from Stacy Coon

Terror's tha product they push
Well I'm a truth addict, oh shit I gotta head rush

Sheep tremble an here come the votes
We're thrown from the throat, new cages and scapegoats
One caution - the mic's a detonator unwound
To shut down the devil sound

Shut down the devil sound
Tha programs of Vietnow

Is all the world jails and churches?

Fear is your only god

H. M. has 584669 friends, seven "girlfriends", and no quarter.

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Jul 17 2009 8:05 PM

Hey how are you?
Great to have you as a friend!!
You can write or comment me anytime!
Not in California now... I'm in Europe (Slovenia) Recording the new album.
Hope you have a super weekend!!!
Your Friend Always
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Jul 17 2009 6:34 PM

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Jul 16 2009 5:11 AM

Make Your Life,.... What You What it To Be,..Its Up To YOU,......So Why Not Make It The Best Ever,......Live fast,..Smile Big;))) Laugh Hard,..and Do What Makes YOU Feel GOOD!!! LIVE FOR YOU,...Your Way ,..THE ONLY WAY!! 
Dont Forget to Risk it all,....for What YOU WANT,.....And What YOU BELIEVE IN,...... Never let Nobody,..take your Joy or Your Dreams,,......EVER!!!!,......Ahahahahaha;)))))
ps How was Your Day??? Anything New and Exciting Happening???,..make me laugh,..LOL....
T☆mmy motha fuckin T {OHDT} 5 dayz





Jul 15 2009 8:52 PM

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Jul 14 2009 10:12 PM

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Jul 13 2009 8:36 PM

something tells me you still wouldn't blend in well in the caves ....
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Jul 13 2009 5:13 PM

nice fucking mask, i need to get me one of those
T☆mmy motha fuckin T {OHDT} 5 dayz





Jul 12 2009 10:16 AM




whos is the bitch melissa shes hot
aye how do get this song as a profile song
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Jul 10 2009 4:17 PM

Doing good! Working hard and taking care of my sons. I see you up at It's, but you don't speak. But that is ok I know I look different from high school. I am missing two things! You still looking good!!!
T☆mmy motha fuckin T {OHDT} 5 dayz





Jul 10 2009 8:04 AM

u should put {OHDT} behind your name
come on doit for me
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Jul 9 2009 4:07 PM

I know it sounds crazy, but i do know.. Just a little..
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Jul 9 2009 3:48 PM

Not to much going on here, it's just poedunk Wisconsin. How have you been? H.M. I could never see you with kids on your own... maybe that's a good thing :P
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Jul 8 2009 9:31 PM

Thought of a gay version of you when i saw this....


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Jun 29 2009 1:24 AM

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Jun 19 2009 4:28 PM

im coming home soon. YaaaY.
i know you are soo excited
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Jun 18 2009 6:46 PM

enjoying the swimming weather! :D you?
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Jun 18 2009 6:27 PM

heyy
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Jun 16 2009 5:12 AM

heading back sunday... im going to spend espidandalicia a few days early ... her labia cost an extra 2000 dineros ... LMAO
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Jun 15 2009 11:32 PM

haha funny shit !
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