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Harley
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Straight Edge Feline
Male
22 years old
CONWAY, ARKANSAS
United States
Last Login: 7/25/2006
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Harley's Interests
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| General | Running around
Humping things
Eatings kitty treats
Tidy Cat...crystals only keeps my shit from stinking
My red stick with a feather at one end, but i like the stick end
not the feather its boring.
Taking nice long naps.
Having my picture taken.
Catwoman
Scratching my post
Pissing and shitting in Amandas shower
Laying in shoe box lids
Taking magnetic poetry off the fridge
Removing my food from its bowl.
Knocking my water over.
Going Crazy.
Fucking shit up.
Eating dirt.
Killing Shake from Aqua teen hunger force.
Territorily pissing.
Being sweet and cudly to earn cute points from the ladies.
Licking nipples.
Pissing in my bed.
Pissing in general.
Watching the toilet flush.
Sliding around on the lanolium.
Waking my bitch ass owners up by drooling on their faces.
Learning to Open doors.
Knocking things over.
Not being a graceful kitty.
Being a punk ass bitch.
I like to drink 2 week old stale water from the sink.
Have staring comeptitions.
Wink, but only with my left eye.
Grunt while sliding around. | | Music | Theme song from garfield.
Jazz
Tom and Jerry theme song.
Clown music.
Screamo.
Hardcore-only when im fucking shit up. | | Television | The weather channel
Animal planet
Sabrina the teenage witch
Garfield
Tom and Jerry
Queer Eye For the Straight Guy
Seinfield | | Books | Kitties first christmas, garfield comics. | | Heroes | Mother
fucking
Garfield.
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Harley's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Conway | | Religion: | Taoist | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | Post grad | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
My name is Jim Bob, but these bitches insist on calling me Harley. Silly humans. I don't do cat-nip and soon I will be neutuered so I will be sXe for life. I like to lay in shoe box lids. I enjoy taking my owners sexual magnetic poetry off the fridge with my paws and hiding it in random places. I am a picky kitty I dont like my food in a bowl its much better enjoyed with the dust on their filthy floor. I like to tear down curtains, look out the window and run and grunt.
I am mixed, dont hate.
A little grey white black and brown.
Got a lot of shit up in me.
My owners are lesbians
but not together
See dont discriminate, I turned out just fine and I didnt have a daddy.
I will eat anything, I love special kitty food in the purple bag...mmm tuna. My owners think im gay. They thought I was a girl when they first got me, stupid cunts, my balls just hadnt dropped yet.
So they got me this hot pink heart tag with Harley inscribed in it.
arg
All the felines on the block make fun of me and my Gh3yness.
Oh well.
Tis the life of a kitty.
My owners are two lesbians, but not together as I mentioned earlier.
My mommies are
Megg - her myspace name is LESBO
and
Amanda - her myspace name is Punky
Megg helps me type when my paws get tired and amanda feeds me in the morning.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Sylvester
Tom from Tom and Jerry
Garfield
Those pussy cat dolls.
any hot feline ladies.
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