Harvey M. Wallbanger

About me:

I am ME, take me or leave me. I am a Christian FIRST, Peculiar by nature, and Religious NEVER! It's NOT that I am so 'deep', moreover that you've become so accustomed to the which is shallow; you are taken aback by my QUALITY I'm the type of guy who claps along with the live television studio audience of whatever show I am watching. I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld, my humor is witty and I am a bit of a sophist at times. I've been told that I often READ TO DEEPLY into things, but I can't help being blessed wit discernment plus I'm a firm believer in looking at the BIG PICTURE. . On Rainy days I prefer to be indoors, curled up watchin television, reading a good book, or resting in your arms. I am a sucker for pretty and beautiful smiles. I am a practicing Christian who also happens to be ANTI-religous. Lol I'm terrified of Washington state because I believe that the Anti-Christ lives there. I am a peaceful person who doesn't mess with anyone and only expects the same amount of respect that I give. Just so there is no confusion im a peaceMAKER not a peaceKEEPER, meaning if you are bothering me and I have to smite/thrash/TAP DAT HINDPARTS in order for you to know not to mess with me then so be it ; ) It has been prophesied to me COUNTLESS amounts of times that I am gonna be a great mandofGod, and that I have been called to preach and prophecy. The latest one that I received had somethng to do with me STOP RUNNING FROM GOD. Funny thing is I'm not running, lol I have been standin still the whole time. My biggest pet peeve is IGNORANCE, secondly ARROGANCE, and thirdly BOISTEROUS people. Nothin worse to me than a loud mouthed know-it-all who is too cocky to learn something. A quality that really attracts and keeps my attention is HUMBLENESS. I love to laugh and to be around my family and friends. I also don't use the term FREIND loosely, in fact I have more fingers and thumbs than friends. I don't believe in the term "best friend". The qualities and standards that most expect out of "best friends" are what I hold for FRIENDS i.e. if I call you friend then that's what you are in every sense of the word. Now granted there are some things that are to be carried to the grave and only spoken about with the good Lord above however, for the other stuff, that's what friends are for, in good times, in bad times knowing you can-- lol NOT SINGIN THE WHOLE SONG!!! I am my mother's only child and my father's, so I'm told. Every now and again I'll get in a mood where I just don't feel like being bothered, most of the time I want a lot of attention. It's been loosely diagnosed as O.C.S. (Only Child Syndrome). My favorite food is seafood then it's soul food mmm good! I also prefer my waffles from scratch. I feel like I am beginning to ramble so I will just stop for now...