Mike
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Mike
- High Ridge. (Redneck Valhalla, USA), Missouri, US
- Last Login: 7/11/2009
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Interests
General
Lighting a small fire in your momma's panties.Music
88 Fingers Louie - Alice In Chains - And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Beastie Boys - Beck - Common Rider - The Descendants - Eazy E - Faith No More - Frank Zappa - Guttermouth - KMFDM - Leonard Cohen - Neal Young - Me First And The Gimme Gimme's - Hot Water Music - Ministry - Mr. Bungle - NOFX - Operation Ivy - Jimi Hendrix - Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Parliament - Pennywise - Pink Floyd - Portishead - Primus - Rage Against The Machine - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Skinny Puppy - Sublime - Slipknot - Suicide Machines - System Of A Down - The Bloodhound Gang - The Dead Milkmen - The Dead Kennedys - The Doors - The Misfits - The Rolling Stones - Tomahawk - Tori Amos - Smashing Pumpkins - Too Short - Tool - Vandals - Velvet Underground - White Stripes -Movies
Too damned many to list, but I'll give it a shot. anything by Kevin Smith, especially Clerks and Mallrats (Jason Lee kicks ass) American history X, Donnie Darko, Anything Monty Python, Tombstone, The Doors Movie, A Clockwork Orange, Anything Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Evil Roy Slade <--(a movie that no doubt no one has ever heard of) Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Resorvior Dogs, True Romance, Mafia and Gangster movies... Casino, Scarface, Blood in Blood out, etc... Kingpin, Momento, Old War Movies... Full Metal Jacket, Apocolypse Now, etc... Final Fantasy, yeah I'm a fucking dork, the spirits within movie sucked balls but Advent Children kicked ass. Cowboy Bebop the movie, and sadly, almost everything by Pixar...Many more, but I guess that's enough for now.Television
Television pisses me off for the most part but I like a few shows. Family Guy, Futurama, Reno 911, News Radio, MTV's The State (anyone remember that show? it was the shit, especially for lame ass MTV.) Cowboy Bebop, Dragonball, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, really mostly Comedy Central or Cartoon Network if I'm watching tv.Books
Stephen King stuff, Dark Tower series especially, H.P. Lovecraft, Aldous Huxley, Jack Kerouac, George Orwell, George Carlin, Douglas Adams, Timothy Ferris, Arthur C. Clarke, Thomas Harris's Hannibal Lectar series, John Farris, John Saul and Peter Straub are all decent.Heroes
I'd like to lock Stephen Spielberg, Henry Rollins, Glen Danzig, George W. Bush, Tony Danza, Emanuel Lewis, Yoko Ono, and the guy who played "Mad Murdoch" on the A-team all in a 10 x 10 steel fighting cage. I'd make it a double blind experiment and get Gilbert Gottfried to recite passages from "Macbeth" while administering rectal suppositories. Half of the suppositories would contain vanilla soft-serve ice cream and angel dust, the other half would contain habanero pepper sauce and thumb tacks. Any candidate refusing to participate aggressively enough in the "experiment" will have poison dart frogs thrown on them. The last person standing? Yup, that's my hero.
Details
- Status: Engaged
- Hometown: LA, California
- Orientation: Straight
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Children: Proud parent
- Education: Some college
Latest Blog Entries
- Dec 10, 2007 11:56 AM More than a few words on love, hate, horny bison, and things in between.
- Jul 22, 2007 10:27 PM Cyclists; Turds in the gene pool. (Updated)
- Feb 15, 2007 2:05 PM I Fucking Hate AT&T
- Dec 26, 2006 12:53 AM It's a Christmas miracle!!!
- Oct 30, 2006 5:58 AM This one's for the ladies ; )
Blurbs
About me:
Older Blog Entries;
James and the giant bush.
Exxon Mobil Ceasars Palace?
Fun with words.
"Blurb" isn't much better.
-Slow men working-
I really hate the word blog.
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My gorgeous wife... I'm such a lucky bastard.
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Comments
Jul 10 2009 5:27 PM
Jul 6 2009 7:57 PM
Jul 4 2009 4:48 PM
(mumble mumble mumble)
Jul 4 2009 4:27 AM
Jul 3 2009 1:44 PM
Did Jamie happen to tell you about our eighties prom we're throwing for Janeen and Jodie? I believe it falls on the 3rd wknd of July... she's sending out invitations. You and Maria should be there or be square. Hopefully it doesn't fall on an owl howl night. I'm sure Tasha wouldn't mind if you get the urge. You can always say it's a tribute to Mr. Jackson.
Jul 2 2009 12:06 PM
Jun 30 2009 11:44 AM
Maple-to-the-wood. I'm so excited. Tell Maria I love her!
Jun 29 2009 5:31 PM
NO! That assclown Bill kept me in the basement while HE was dressed as HIS mother. Although, he kept calling me "mommy." It's really something I's just like to bury deep and forget about so thanks for bringing THAT shit up. :)
Jun 28 2009 12:56 PM
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May 10 2009 1:33 PM
Its NOW a bit late here on YOUR myspace land... but.. i wanted to say it one more time... because for all you do.. for me.. the boys and everyone in your life. You deserve it...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO THE MOST AMAZING MAN EVER
(fill your name in here)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
i love you Mike.
May 8 2009 2:55 AM
Mar 31 2009 9:17 PM
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Mar 31 2009 9:17 PM
Mar 17 2009 12:38 PM
.. or... or maybe i should go for the naughty wizard cap and gown.. you know... my cleaning the kitchen floor get-up.
Mar 16 2009 4:11 AM
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Jan 6 2009 10:17 PM
I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!
Dec 26 2008 5:37 PM
It's always been a favorite of mine, I gets lots of compliments for it as well!
Glad you're all moved in!
Dec 19 2008 1:58 PM