Fermented Horse Urine make better with pubis from virgin.
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U.S. and A. have pretty toilets for make dirt. Nice!
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I like play tennis, collects toothpicks, collection contain pick from horse-star Mr. Ed, he have nice teeth. Also arm wrestle, sachel tossing and competitive game of Hop-skotches.
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Books
Azamat look like terrorist. Nice!
Me and my friend Mikey. He talls and full of life.
List of Celebs on Video, in order: Courtney Love, Jillian Barberie, Jeff Garlin, Drew Barrymore, Chocolate Face?, Garry Shandling, Luenell - Plays a prostitute in BORAT, Richard Lewis, Joe Francis - Girls Gone Wild, Andy Dick, Joel McHale - E! Talk Soup, Roseanne Barr, Jack Osbourne?, Azamat Bagatov played by Ken Davitian, Larry Charles - Director of BORAT, Isla Fisher - Actor/engaged to Sacha, Borat played by Sacha Baron Cohen, Horat played by Gregg Martin.
Horat - E! Daily 10 Show.
Jagshemash. My name Horat. I from glorious nation of Kazakhstan. After make workings as #1 hand relief puller for pop superstar Slappy The Pig, i decidings that i travel to U.S. and A in searches of cousins Borat to make truces.
Long ago when we little Kazakhis, we play in mounds of pubis fields in Almaty. Mounds of pubis similar to stacks of hay in Americas. I win game by findings most lint. High Five! In celebrations, I do elephant walk with Biram and reverse cowgirls with Natalya… she get no tips. Borat become very upset he lose and no talk to me for months, years. Last year I writes letter explainings I was young and not smart, like brain of fully grown woman, even making offerings of sloppy seconds and ladyboy fun times, but Borat no accept uncertified mailings and letter get returned. Much time pass.
After listenings to Mr. Tony Robbins on tape cassette I steal from Bilo, he is a retard, I decidings it is time. I rob many gypsies and take reward moneys from captures of Bigfoot, who was woman, to conversion 2500 tenge to moneys for make travels. My journeys by boat very long like khram of Shaq, but make for very good times. When arrival in U.S. and A. to see Borat for first time in 26 year at premiere of his movie-film, I offerings high fives, but he pretend to no understand my English. Inside I upset and hire homosexual prostitute who give nice relief, but only temporary.
I ask for supportings! I invite you to make helpings for truces. Goal is to meetings with cousins Borat in Japanese garden for eat Chex mix and friendly game of Pin the Nose on the Jew. Additions, I, Horat, will take original ball of lint from mounds of pubis and place on Borat’s testey sachel. Like career of Paulys Shore, please do not let dream die. Make comment and send support. Chenquieh.
Mr. Ennis Del Horat
Who I'd like to meet:
I like women with a nice physique. Must have back like chocolate face.
Hey Horat :) I just want to get to know my myspace friends better. I always find that I loose track of whos all added when the numbers get higher. How are you? What do you love to do? Hey also if you get time please check out my music and tell me what you think :D
IF U HAD UR COCK MONGLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT BE AT UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 MONGLIN DA MONGLER WHO
MONGLED U!
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WE TRUE MONGLERS
WE MONGLE TOGETHER
WE GRIN TOGETHER
send this COCK to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this,
if you get to >9000, then your A TRUE MONGLER!
I have perfect role for Horat! Bong Bong Show from Kzakhstan is coming to Hollywood. We do show like American Gong Show & you make fun time with with celebrity virgin.
Wawawewa! Is nice. I knew about a second Borat who made Cohen stupefied. What can I say...amazing! Also Davitian's reaction was hilarious. He really looked like a confused terrorist.
High five!
P.S.: You should come sometimes to Romania and make fun with me of chocolate faces. They're plenty and much more dangerous than Jews. :)
jacksemash, i cannot beleive that borat is still mad at u for u beating him at the game of pubis. You ask him fair question and he act like he not understandings of your english. I would answer you question, WHY NOT? I will again say that you are the better man for tryings to make a truces with your cousins. I must now make sexy time with my prostitute.
Chenque!
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