Keith
"YOU BETTA DON'T!!!"

Male
24 years old
MOUNT AIRY, MARYLAND
United States



Last Login:5/20/2008
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    Keith's Interests
Generaldeath defying stunts, rocking without remorse, drums, eating, being active, talking to the funny Mexicans at one of my jobs, Hair metal, and sleeping.....lots of sleeping
Musicall kinds of crap.
TelevisionWhats on?
BooksAll work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy. All work and no rock makes Keith a dull boy.
Groups: Goucher CollegeBaltimore EventsBaltimore NetworkingBaltimore Bands

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     Keith's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Mount Airy MD.
Body type:0' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:College graduate
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Keith's Schools
Goucher College
Baltimore, MARYLAND
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: History
Minor: Secondary Education
 

2002 to 2006
Damascus High
Damascus, MARYLAND
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Fucking off
Clubs: Lacrosse, Cross Country, Drumline.
 

1998 to 2002



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Keith has 142 friends.
 JT 


 Abby 


 Jean-Baptiste 


 Carla 


 Brian 


 Joe 


 Rocktitude 


 The Deez 





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Abby





May 28 2008 3:47 PM

how could you do this to us. I'm devastated. Let's throw some chia mix on it...see what happens.
Abby





Apr 14 2008 2:55 PM

...YOUR MOM'S VAGINA!
hahahaha sorry i couldn't resist. Salvo's coming to visit in July...when can you plan out a visit.
miss you queef!
Abby





Mar 7 2008 10:52 AM

did anyone ever tell you that you look just like that person in your profile picture?
emily





Mar 5 2008 11:19 AM

Hey Keith! Haha, you make an excellent point there. Thanks for the congrats...I haven't had a chance to plan much yet but I'll def keep your fabulous wedding band in mind. That would be pretty sweeeeet! Hope all is well dude :-)
brittany is sick of her best friend being in jail!





Jan 18 2008 3:56 PM

ok so your hobbies are being aactive and the ravens? and u want to meet a talking lobster.

your myspace is one big

LIE




im joking.

but the ravens do suck ass. i belive the steelers are better thanks
These Knuckles Break Before They Bleed





Jan 4 2008 11:28 AM

it's not a snake, it's a dinosaur... he is pretty radical... shall we go on a date this evening?
brittany is sick of her best friend being in jail!





Dec 28 2007 11:50 AM

merry christmas keith
amy





Oct 31 2007 11:07 AM

hey what did you decide on for a costume?? tonights the night!! or did you already celebrate sat??
brittany is sick of her best friend being in jail!





Oct 17 2007 7:21 PM

so i came to ur mysapce to comment you and then saw a comment from someone saying theres going to be a little boy in the dumpster at walmart.

thats fucking awesome. i hope we get sued
Carla





Sep 4 2007 5:56 PM

I'M RIGHT HERE, AND I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!
Carla





Sep 1 2007 6:50 AM

I miss Keifff
Abby





Jun 12 2007 7:50 AM

go to my profile to listen to my song. you are one of few to appreciate it - if you dont we're gonna have a braaaawwwwwllll. uranus.
Carla





Jun 8 2007 4:20 PM

HAHAHAHA!! My Dad saw the comment you left on my Myspace page -- the one quoting the song on Spinal Tap. Needless to say, he wasn't impressed, since he doesn't know the movie. Haha! That's hilarious!
H.Natalie Balboa





Jun 2 2007 3:45 PM

haha yes it is true I know everything! I'm great! How are you?
Abby





May 16 2007 1:23 PM

this is one of my favorite times with you hahaha...remember you puking and me peeing - what a team...WHAT A TEAM
Carla





Apr 23 2007 9:17 AM

It's not my fault that you're sick. You never made out with me like you promised. :)
Carla





Apr 15 2007 7:05 PM

How was the gig Saturday? Miss me?
Carla





Apr 9 2007 8:23 PM

Good point. That butt song rocked. :)
Carla





Apr 9 2007 11:50 AM

my new favorite song: "lick the love pump"
volt





Mar 24 2007 2:52 PM

Ahh, Keith. You're just too cool.
Carla





Feb 27 2007 7:59 PM

Big face.
~~~*Andrea*~~~


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Feb 24 2007 11:29 AM

lol I wish I could dress like that....
Carla





Feb 2 2007 8:00 PM

Birthday wish #1: I can't believe you don't like my profile song!!! Just because we don't do it in Retrospect doesn't mean it's not a good song! :)
Birthday wish #2: Unless you're partying it up in Indianapolis, I'm sorry, I won't be able to join you.

GO COLTS!

Happy Birthday, Keeefff! How old are you now, 20? :)
i Be Dat DeeR YoU FeaR !





Feb 2 2007 4:06 AM

Hey ! Happy Birthday Keith!!! Be safe & Have fun tonight...watch out for all those deer out on the back-roads!

-Bambino
Autumn





Jan 22 2007 5:03 PM

BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD!!!!! love them :o)
**Jenni**





Dec 13 2006 4:01 PM

Hey Keith, I havent talked to you in a while. I hope your student teaching went well at Damascus High School. You will have to keep me posted on the town's gosip!!
emily





Nov 22 2006 7:30 PM


The Muffins of Doom!





Nov 11 2006 3:11 PM

thanks for adding us!
Abby





Oct 26 2006 11:17 AM

ya fadda i wanda...he da teef dat stole the sky, put the stahs in ya eyeballs.


hardy har harrrrrrrrrrrrr miss ya man
Brad





Oct 20 2006 12:05 PM

Big city life is pretty sweet, I'm still adjusting to it. I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm gonna do with my life. How's life down in Maryland? I heard you were teaching. How's that going?
Brad





Oct 20 2006 11:04 AM

The fat kid drumming on your profile is hilarious!
Carla





Oct 5 2006 8:53 PM

come to my party.
Krista (Beatlemaniac)





Sep 4 2006 5:35 PM

poor keiff hasn't had a comment in 2 months... oh wait now he has one!!! *does happy dance*
JT





Jul 2 2006 10:54 AM

u don't what?
Krista (Beatlemaniac)





Jun 24 2006 6:05 PM

hehe i stole ur waffle...
Remalicious





Jun 15 2006 3:37 PM

haha ofcourse, you would find out something like that..

you're just jealous, it's okay, i totally understand.

lolol jk
Krista (Beatlemaniac)





Jun 13 2006 5:52 AM

ok ur user picture is very hypnotizing...
anyway just wanted to say hope u have fun tonight... don't get too crazy mister ladies man!
lance xvx





Jun 9 2006 9:02 PM

fuckin kelly clones! THEYRE FUCKING EVERYWEHERE!....!!!..!..
Abby





May 30 2006 12:24 PM


Get this video and more at MySpace.com


Thought you'd appreciate this one
A Jeremy is Forever





Jan 13 2006 11:42 PM

that sounds like a plan, man. too bad the the onlry under 21 strip club is mcdoogals in b-more county. i hear that place is a real shit hole. for the record, i'm reall fucking drunk right now and it has taken me 15 minutes to write this post. word.

- J
Alex





Dec 7 2005 8:14 AM

How are you?
Bow dOWn, BitcH.





Nov 20 2005 5:50 PM

fat kids are hot...
Joe





Oct 14 2005 9:37 PM

Dude, eat a fucking cock, you dick licker
If I only had a brain





Jun 7 2005 2:15 PM

Put back the fat kid. The fat kid was funny. Let me know if ya ever wanna jam bro.... Singer for sale or rent Blahhhh
The Venkmans





Apr 13 2005 10:50 AM