Funny Bones

www.myspace.com/iamfunnybones

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  • Funny Bones

  • 38 / Male
  • MADISON HEIGHTS, MICHIGAN, US
  • Last Login: 11/10/2009

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Interests

  • General



  • Music

    I like rock, not the crap pop rock but the good heavy kind... like Hall and Oates!
  • Movies

    Everyone likes the big ones, but these little know movies I highly recommend seeing the following:
    Dead and Breakfast, Freakout, Audution, Dawn of the Dead (orig and remake), Frankenstien, Sleepaway Camp, Killer Clowns from Outter Space, Stay Alive, Toolbox Murders.
    Highly recommend staying away from these:
    Bubba Ho Temp, Dracula 3000, Exercism of Emily Rose, Any Hellraiser after pt 3, Scary Movie 4, White Noise, and most of all... MAY... damn you Bernie!!!!!
  • Television

    Yeah i have one of those... it finds South Park, Family Guy, CSI, Simpsons, Wipeout and a few others all the time for me.
  • Books

    When I have that much time on my hands to read a book, I'll let you know what it is.
  • Heroes

    My close friends and they know why.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Mad Hgts
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Scaring the so called normal people.

Schools

  • Madison High School

    • Madison Heights,MI
    • Graduated: 1989
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1986 to 1989

Companies

  • www.TheRoadtoFear.com

    • Madison Heights, Mi US
    • I'm the scary fuckin clown

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About me:

Funny Bones Was the creation of Mr. Richard Jones of Detroit Michigan in the year 1913. He was a young man kicked out of college for being the school "clown".

One of the professors told young Richard that he would never amount to anything and should just go be a clown in the circus.

After a few years touring with the circus he decided to go to a local orphanage to do a show for the children. Unfortunately it would be his last show.

One of the kids thought it would be funny to put cleaning supplies in the makeup he used. It caused his skin to fall off his face, leaving an eerie reminiscence of the makeup burnt onto his skull and caused his death after several agonizing hours.

He now appears to children of all ages playing with them in his own sick twisted way before he kills them. You are not safe anywhere, he has been spotted in public several times at local carnivals, parades, but he comes out most around Halloween.

This is one clown that can not be taken lightly. Long before you see him, his cackle can be heard. He might come off as the nice little harmless joker of the dead..........

But beware; Funny Bones always has something up his sleeve!


Who I'd like to meet:

The hell with who i want to meet... look at who we already did! Just click on the link and visit the interview on TheRoadtoFear.com.

From Halloween:
Tom Morga, Don Shanks, George Wilbur, Nick Castle, Tommy Lee Walace, Tony Moran, Chris Durand


From Friday the 13th:
CJ Graham, Kane Hodder, Steve Dash, Richard Brooker, Tom Morga

From Texas Chainsaw Massacre:
Bill Johnson, Bill Mosley, Ken Foree, Lou Perrryman, R.A. Mihailoff, Tom Morga

From Evil Dead:
Tom Sullivan

Comments

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  • Oct 16 2009 10:49 PM

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  • Sep 30 2009 12:56 AM

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  • Sep 22 2009 6:43 PM

    Lol oh I have missed your fun jokes dell. Are you working at the haunted house this year
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  • Sep 7 2009 3:28 AM

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    hope to scare you soon:) check out some of our pictures from past haunts!!


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  • Jan 19 2009 6:30 PM

    OMG !! I soo hate ur page !!! I cannot watch scary movies I watched the ring when it came out and had nightmares for almost 2 weeks , it was horrible !! I did however watch part two and was sooo very glad to see that they killed the bitch !! I actually do good to watch scooby doo at night time !! You would seriously have a field day with me at that haunted house ! I actually have panic attacks when I go to them !!
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