Rosalie Gale's journey to the field of stand-up comedy has been a long and grueling one. Her start as a magician's assistant in the cold Arctic led to the loss of three toes on her left foot...and instilled in her a love of performance that could not be denied. She carries her toes around in a little jar in her purse. If she really likes you, she'll put one in your drink when you aren't looking.
Oh, and she likes potatoes, despises unicorns and won't high five you even for money.
Rosalie participated in the 2003 and 2004 Issaquah Laugh Off contests, performed for Girls Behaving Badly when they were looking for the funniest woman in Seattle, and was crowned Funniest Woman in her own living room by her cat, Karma.
She is a frequent performer for Non-PC Comedy (a comedy show that benefits a different non profit organization every week), The Ha-Ha Sisterhood and Laffhole (produced by the People's Republik of Comedy.
She has performed at:
Comedy Underground, Seattle
Giggles Comedy Club, Seattle
Longhorn Steak Restaurant, Auburn, WA
Old Time Bakery & Deli, Issaquah, WA
Thumpers, Seattle
Mars Bar, Seattle
Rendezvous-Jewel Box Theatre, Seattle
Re-bar, Seattle
Pravada Studios, Seattle
Mainstage, Seattle
She has done benefit shows for more organizations than anyone can be expected to remember, but here are the ones she had written down somewhere:
Jobs for Justice
Aradia Women's Health
Environmental Films
Veterans of Modern Wars
Voters for Affordable Housing
Hate Free Zone
University District Service Providers Alliance
UW CHID
I937
Stone Soup
Bad Fruit Foundation
NARAL
Crohns and Colitis
Washington Trails Association
Mae West Fest
Anti Defamation League
Foolproof
Planned Parenthood
Camp Ten Trees
Home Alive
Washington Public Campaigns
Young Democrats
Website
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bARTer Sauce's Interests
General
Unicorn traps and torture devices. Books on products you can create with tanned unicorn hides...from dead unicorns that I have killed. Then I tell jokes about killing unicorns in front of confused rooms of people. I call it meta-comedy. They normally want their money back.
Music
Something nice and upbeat that you can totally kill unicorns to.
About me: I hate unicorns. I do stand up comedy. I like to read and knit. I joined the duct tape group here on myspace. I'm really looking forward to seeing how that turns out.
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