Whittemore
"Hail to the king baby."

Male
20 years old
CHICAGO RIDGE, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    Whittemore's Interests
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Music














The bands below are the bands I love. I'm not one of those myspace idiots who puts every single band they have heard of on their myspace. If I did that the list would be so much longer. As you can see I am into a wide variety of hard rock/metal. If it's heavy I'll like it. On thatenote, here are the bands I enjoy..

Aborted
Agathodaimon
American Head Charge
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Anaal Nathrakh
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
At the Gates
Behemoth
The Berzerker
Beyond the Embrace
The Black Dahlia Murder
Black Sabbath
Bloodbath
The Bloodhound Gang
Cannibal Corpse
Carcass
Cattle Decapitation
Cephalic Carnage
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
Coal Chamber
Coldworker
The County Medical Examiners
Cryptopsy
Daath
Damageplan
Danzig
Dark Tranquillity
Death
Death Breath
Decapitated
Deicide
Dekapitator
Destruction
Dethklok
Devildriver
Dimmu Borgir
Disturbed
Divine Heresy
Dream Evil
Dying Fetus
Enforsaken
Fear Factory
Five Finger Death Punch
God Dethroned
Graveworm
Grimfist
Gwar
Hatebreed
The Haunted
Hypocrisy
Impaled
Impaled Nazarene
In Flames
Kataklysm
Lamb of God
Linkin Park (New cd only)
Machine Head
Man Must Die
Manowar
Mastodon
Meshuggah
Metallica
Misery Index
Mnemic
Moonspell
Naglfar
Napalm Death
Nasum
Necrophagia
Necrophagist
Nevermore
Nirvana
Obituary
Origin
Ozzy
Pantera
Plague Bringer
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Scar Symmetry
Sepultura
Send More Paramedics
Shadows Fall
Skinlab
Skinless
Slayer
The Smashing Pumpkins
Static-X
Strapping Young Lad
Sworn Enemy
Tenacious D
Testament
Type O Negative
Vader
Vehemence
Venom
Vital Remains
Watch Them Die
White Zombie
Zimmers Hole

Movies




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Some awesome movies:

28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
30 Days of Night
300
Alien
Aliens
Anchorman
Army of Darkness
Batman
Batman Begins
Batman Returns
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Beerfest
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Black Sheep (Horror movie)
Braveheart
Cannibal Holocaust
Clerks 1 & 2
Constatine
Dawn of the Dead (Original)
Dawn of the Dead (New)
Day of the Dead (Original)
The Departed
The Descent
The Devil's Advocate
Diary of the Dead
Dracula: Dead and Loving it!
Dumb and Dumber
Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
Feast
Flight of the Living Dead
The Forsaken
From Dusk Til Dawn
Grandma's Boy
Grindhouse
The Illusionist
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Land of the Dead
The Matrix
Night of the Living Dead
Office Space
Predator
The Prestige
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Resident Evil
Return of the Living Dead
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Saw 1-4
The Shawshank Redemption
Sin City
Spaceballs
Superbad
Super Troopers
Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Transformers (1986)
Undead
Zombie Flesh Eaters


..
Take what you will from this film. I highly disagree with the first religious chapter about it, but the narrator brings up very good points. Will give you the chills and possibly change your life and the way you think. Watch it in its entirety.
Television..The times where I am at home and I do turn on the TV, I enjoy..

METALOCALYPSE
The History Channel
Family Guy
Simpsons(old)
Celebrity Deathmatch
Adult Swim (Anything that's on there I love)
Late Night With Conan O'Brien
South Park
Mad TV (old)
Books.. Mary Shelly's Frankenstein by Mary Shelly
War of the Worlds by H.G Wells
Carrie by Stephen King
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
World War Z by Max Brooks
Heroes..

Quotes [00:30] NintendoPlayer01: wow dude
[00:30] NintendoPlayer01: you may want to lay off energy drinks and stuff
[00:31] ImpureContagion: i only drink a Monster BFC maybe once every 2 weeks
[00:31] NintendoPlayer01: kk, just checking cuz that shit deff aint good for anyone
[00:31] ImpureContagion: I was addicted at one point and went through Withdrawls after I cut down
[00:32] NintendoPlayer01: yeah i cant imagine, i had one and i was like WOW lol i was all over the place...i could have prolly put 30 chicks in a sex coma with just one can
[00:32] ImpureContagion: rofl sex coma?
[00:32] NintendoPlayer01: lol YES
[00:32] NintendoPlayer01: have sex so good, so hard, sooo orgasmic, they slip into a coma

[23:49] xDJ lolx: i just took a massive shit
[23:49] xDJ lolx: i whiped my ass
[23:49] xDJ lolx: and there was evidence of blood

[20:12] Baker Custom z: happy fathers day
[20:13] ImpureContagion: thanks..my kids will be proud
[20:13] Baker Custom z: yes
[20:13] ImpureContagion: what did you do today
[20:13] ImpureContagion: anything/
[20:13] Baker Custom z: family picnic...
[20:14] Baker Custom z: schooled some kids at bean bags
[20:14] ImpureContagion: haha you dont sound excited
[20:14] Baker Custom z: had some grub
[20:14] Baker Custom z: boring...not bad tho
[20:14] Baker Custom z: oh ya and while its on my mind...u sayin i dont have tickets to my own gun show...wheres your guns at?
[20:15] ImpureContagion: my guns are just too popular to unleash on the public
[20:15] Baker Custom z: lol
[20:15] ImpureContagion: kept in a cabinet in guam
[20:15] Baker Custom z: rofl
[20:15] Baker Custom z: under lock n key
[20:15] ImpureContagion: yes sir
[20:15] Baker Custom z: unleash the fury!!!
[20:16] ImpureContagion: someday
[20:16] Baker Custom z: cmon meng...your always away 'liftin'
[20:16] Baker Custom z: lets see what u got
[20:16] ImpureContagion: I dont feel like getting my cam out. I'll take some tomorrow or tuesday before I lift
[20:16] Baker Custom z: u got some big guns or what
[20:17] ImpureContagion: you'll see
[20:17] Baker Custom z: do u miniscule me
[20:17] ImpureContagion: lol what
[20:17] Baker Custom z: i duno...
[20:17] Baker Custom z: i tried a new word
[20:17] ImpureContagion: *shakes head*
[20:17] Baker Custom z: ::drops head::
[20:18] Baker Custom z: HADOOKEN!
[20:18] ImpureContagion: HAAADOOOKEN!!!
[20:18] Baker Custom z: AAAYYOODUKEN! or whatever the uppercut sound was
[20:19] ImpureContagion: we're pathetic
[20:19] Baker Custom z: but amazing at the same time

[16:57] MatthewKCrum: good luck and may death come swiftely to your enemies
[16:57] MatthewKCrum: i'll ttyl

     Whittemore's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago Ridge, Illinois
Body type:5' 7" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Millwork Associate at Home Depot
Income:Less than $30,000

   Whittemore's Schools
Moraine Valley Community College
Palos Hills,IL
Graduated: N/A
 

2008 to Present
Devry University
Tinley Park, IL
Graduated: N/A
Major: Computer Information Systems
 

2006 to 2008
H L Richards High Sch(campus)
Oak Lawn, ILLINOIS
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
 

2002 to 2006

   Whittemore's Companies
Home Depot
Chicago Ridge, Illinois US
Millwork Associate
Millwork

3/2/06-Present


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About me:


The name's Mike. I'm 20 years old and February of 09 I will be researching to be a Chicago Police Officer and applying for the Chicago Fire Department. In the mean time I hope to get accepted into a selection of various unions. If all of that falls through then in August of 09 I will be going to Moraine University as a History Major. My plan is to transfer to UIC after 2 terms at Moraine and study to become a History Teacher. I'm an all around nerd. I love astronomy, history, computers, but I hate math, ha. With me going to school, I plan on jumping on full time at Home Depot. I have been there for 2 years as a part time Millwork Specialist and I'm looking into full time, with going to school part time. Most people are in a rush to get their education over with, but the way I think of it is that I am 20 years old and I've got all the time in the world to do what I want to do. Might as well work my ass off and save as much money as I can now. When I turn 21 I'm going to apply to be a Chicago Firefighter or Chicago Police Officer. I want to do TOO many things, but the way I think of it is that I am extremely open minded and will jump at the first thing that comes my way.

Anyone who knows me, knows that I love my music. I am literally listening to music for at least 10 hours a day. My music taste is sort of different from other people's. I tend to listen to the heavier stuff that's not on the radio. Most of my music has lyrics that involve bashing God or is extremely violent. I find this funny because my personality is not like that in any way. I believe in God 110% and I'm not out to kill everyone haha. I just find my music to have the most talent then any other genre and I love it for that fact. I love my music so much that I buy all my cd's. If you check out the blog on top I have them all typed out in a nice, neat little list. Give it a comment or just browse through :).

My other passion is weightlifting. I am obsessed with it and that is good and bad. Good because I want to look as good as I can and bad because I tend to take it too seriously sometimes. Since I will be full time at work and my hours are not study my diet will be different every day. I won't have a set schedule to work out or eat, but I eat very healthy. Breakfast is a simple bowl of cereal so I can get the sugar in me (because I am not a morning person and I hate coffee), lunch always involves roast beef and fruit in some way and dinner is always meat and vegies. I drink two whey protein shakes and one creatine shake, before I lift, every day besides weekends. I just want to look good, and I don't intend on looking like those body building dorks in those stupid fucking magazines. I'm just an overall healthy guy. I have never smoked a thing in my life and trying to lose all my baby fat. Hopefully by next summer, I'll be lookin good. :)

If you want to know anything else about me, don't hesitate to IM me, comment me, or send me a message.

AIM = ImpureContagion
MSN = DMHead777[at]gmail[dot]com




Who I'd like to meet:

*The Ultimate About Me Survey*:
Basics:
Name:Mike Whittemore
DOB:2-12-88
Birthplace:Oak Lawn, Illinois
Current location:Chicago Ridge, Illinois
Eye color:Brown
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'8"
Heritage:Everything
Piercings:None
Tattoos:Devildriver Symbol on my calf..very soon
Favorite:
Band/Singer:Too many to name
Song:Too many to name
Genre of Music:Metal
Color(s):Black and Red
TV show(s):Late Night with Conan O'brien
Movie(s):Comedy and Horror
Food:Chicken
Store:FYE
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Drink:Monster, Milk, Bacardi, Water
Clothing Brand:Anything
Shoe Brand:Nike
Animal:Dogs
Pizza topping:Ketchup!
Season:Fall
Month:November
Holiday:X-mas
Flower:Don't have a favorite
This or That:
Sunny or rainy:Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla:Chocolate
Fruit or veggie:Fruit
Night or day:Night
Sour or sweet:Sweet
Love or money:Love
Phone or in person:In Person
Poor & happy or rich & miserable:Poor and Happy
Looks or personality:Little bit of both
Coffee or tea:Tea
Hot or cold:Cold, so I can snuggle :D
Your:
Goal for this year:Buy my own car, get my own place, and do awesome in school
Most missed memory:My cats
Best physical feature:My shoulders and arms
First thought waking up:Crap..
Future:
Do you wanna get married:Eventually
Do you wanna have kids:Eventually lol
If so, how many:like 3
Do you wanna go to college:I'm in college
What do you want to be:Web designer, Firefighter, or a cop
Do You:
Dance in the rain:Of course
Smoke:NO
Drink:Occasionally
Shower daily:Every morning, sometimes twice
Like thunderstorms:Love thunderstorms
Curse:Yeah, I've been cutting down tho
Sing:Horribly haha, but I don't try
Play an instrument:No unfortunately
Think you are good looking:I'm decent I think.
Get along with your parents:Yup
Other Questions:
Can you whistle:Yup
Right or left handed:Right
Your bedtime:Whenever I get tired
Biggest fear:Dying alone and failure
3 things you can't live without:Music, Computer, great people
Color of your room:White
Siblings:2 older brothers
Middle name:Russell..eeeeek
Pets:None at the moment
Nicknames:Whit, Whittemore, Fatass you name it! haha
For or against gay marriage:Not my business
Thoughts ..ion:If the girl is having the baby, she deserves to have that option, not me
If you could be anywhere right now where would you be:New Zealand
Do you wear contacts/glasses:Glasses..contacts soon I hope
Are you afraid of the dark:Nope! :D
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Jul 6 2008 7:56 AM

D'oh!
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Jul 5 2008 9:59 PM

lol my teefers look whiter in the pic than what they actually are. but they are a nice shade of white :D lol











hi, btw.
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Jul 5 2008 7:49 PM

heeeeeeeeeey sexah! chu gonna go see hellboy on friday? and if you're not going with anyone wanna go with me (if i'm not working until ass o'clock)?
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Jul 5 2008 11:59 AM

thanks for adding me!!!!!!
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Jul 5 2008 8:08 AM

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Jul 5 2008 4:24 AM

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Jul 3 2008 7:24 PM

... ok?
I'm not gonna apoligize for not checking up on you if that's what you wanted, shit.
Sometimes life happens.
I've been busy as fuck, sick as fuck, and depressed as fuck, first thing on my mind is not going to be leaving Mikie. fm a myspace comment on my shitty computer with dial-up internet.
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Jul 3 2008 3:54 AM

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Jul 2 2008 9:32 PM

Yes?
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Jul 1 2008 10:29 PM

O.M.G!!!
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Jul 1 2008 8:23 PM

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Jul 1 2008 7:22 PM

Dude that was disturbing.
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