hey my gorgeous cousin! hope you have the best time living it up in the virgin islands. your mom told me all about it, what a cool gig. i'm SO excited for you!!
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast. ”
