Badass Knittress
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25 years old
Laconia, New Hampshire
United States



Last Login: 12/4/2009
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    Badass Knittress's Interests
Generalswings, scars, pirates, music, love, life, friends, slides, sledding, autumn leaves, the smell of seasons, hot cocoa on a cold day, warm soup, ice cream, kittens, puppies, fire, faith, Jesus, mittens, wool, some vintage stuff, my cell phone, long drives, singing, alkaline trio, sand castles, ocean waves, stars, the moon, puffy white clouds, cartoons, movies, learning, writing, reading, chivalry, being nice, joking around, playing dressup, play fighting, laughter, cuddling, kissing, being held, bad horror movies, Zombies!!!, halloween parties in August, persevering, dancing, eyes, hair, guitar, violin, ska (well, I'm learning about it anyway), meeting new people, talking, rollercoasters, werewolves, WAMpires, vikings, lemurs, alphabets, purple, Fantasia, David Bowie, Guns N Roses, 80s, 90s, accordians, knitting, belt buckles, Lobster Pistols, Pete and Pete, tattoos, crocheting
MusicAlkaline Trio, Dispatch, Pink Floyd, Relient K, Jars of Clay, John Mayer, Dave Mathews Band, Reel Big Fish, Barrage, David Bowie, Cheesy 80s One Hit Wonders, Blind Melon (well, No Rain, anyway), The Everyday Visuals (such an awesome local band, check em out!), The Refreshments, The Riddlin Kids, Barenaked Ladies, Queen, Foundations by Kate Nash, a ton of others... i can't remember right now...
MoviesPower Rangers: The Movie, Jumanji, Pirates Of The Carribean, Finding Neverland, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, 10 Things I Hate About You, How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Girl Interrupted, Waynes World, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Kill Bill, Real Genius, Psycho Beach Party, T2, Alien (all of them), Predator, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Emma (also Shawns favorite film), Sin City, Shark Zone/Shark Attack 3, Jaws (all of them), Rumplestiltskin, Leprechaun, Cannibal: The Musical, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, Bugs Life, Beauty and The Beast, Alice In Wonderland (cartoon and allstar version), Flight Of The Navigator, The Ewock Adventures, Star Wars 4-6, LOTR, Playing By Heart, Willy Wonka, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, More to come....
TelevisionBuffy, Angel, Firefly, Dead Like Me, STNG, B5, Twin Peaks, MST3K, The Office (american), Project Runway, Workout, South Park, Family Guy, Robot Chicken,
BooksSeries Of Unfortunate Events, Redwall series, Shannara series, The Red Tent, The Georgie Nicholson chronicles, anything by Anna Maxted, 1984, Brave New World, Chronicles of Narnia, How To Meet Cute Boys, Harry Potter, anything by Rhold Dahl, The Princess Bride, Watership Down, Cannery Row, Of Mice and Men, Lord Of The Flies, Under The Tuscan Sun, anything by Douglas Adams, Good Omens, anything by Garth Nix but especially Sabriel and the sequels, His Dark Materials, there are more, but it's 4 am.
HeroesI don't think I have one.
Groups: Phil Caracas Phan ClubPeerless InsanityNH KnitsAlways WriteUNH KnitsNaNoWriMo CHALLENGE!!!

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     Badass Knittress's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:ha... good question
Body type:5' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:cynic
Income:Less than $30,000

   Badass Knittress's Schools
Laconia High School
Laconia,NEW HAMPSHIRE
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Track, French Club, EKY (which is the most important)
 

1999 to 2003

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Chilis
NH US
hostess/server/busser/"to go specialist"




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About me:
let me say: If I don't know you, I don't want to. Fuck off. Also, I hate your band! My name is Jewelie and I am twenty-four now. I like to have adventures. I like playing on playgrounds, mostly at night. I like the freedom of the ocean at midnight. I like the stars. I like to fly kites. I like to do what I want, regardless of others opinions. I like to drive and listen to music. Well, I used to, until gas prices went up. I like to sing. I miss the friends I used to have, but moving was worth the new experiences. I've made a lot of mistakes, but I guess everyone does, and if you dwell on things you've done wrong, or things done to you, it will just tear you apart. I miss my old body. I only have three kitties and I liked the one we had to put down more than the other three put together. I love my family, even though they're insane. And I love my friends, if it weren't for them I wouldn't be alive, and I'm thankful for all of them, even though they can be bastards from time to time. I had a puppy. He was crazy so we gave him to my guys parents. I have an amazing boyfriend, who I lovingly refer to as Chunky. I am going to school for business so I can work in a cubicle. I want to be Office Space. I like to look pretty but don't like to put effort into it. I like compliments, but I suck at taking them. I never know what to say. Thank you always seems so insincere. I like to fight. I like to dance. I like getting "battle wounds" and then showing them off. I am a firm believer in the fact that if a cat lays down in clover it causes a huge rain storm. I like lightening. I like stars. I like shopping, but can't afford it. I like watching the sun set. I look directly into the sun way more often than I should and have probably damaged my eyes doing so. I have been having a lot of strange dreams lately. I usually wake up amused. I like watching movies, but have a hard time doing it because I can't just sit there and watch the screen. I like to color in coloring books and I read a lot. I like to knit, anywhere... bars, football games, movies... where ever. I have a chubby little baby who's the best ever. Again, if I don't know you, I DO NOT want to be your friend.

Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot)
Wash (Ship Pilot)
70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
65%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
60%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
50%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
45%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
45%
Alliance
35%
River (Stowaway)
35%
Inara Serra (Companion)
35%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
30%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
15%
You are a pilot with a good
if not silly sense of humor.
You take pride in your collection of toys.
You love your significant other.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern
80%
Catwoman
80%
Supergirl
70%
Spider-Man
65%
Wonder Woman
60%
Hulk
55%
The Flash
55%
Iron Man
55%
Batman
50%
Superman
45%
Robin
35%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
I would have preferred they put cat woman first if I'm equally her and the green lantern, but whatever.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
You scored as Anya, You're a very straight forward person. Some people think you're self-centered, but you don't care. Though most of your relationships seem to shatter in front of your eyes, when you love it's with everything you are.

Dawn Summers

58%

Anya

58%

Willow Rosenberg

50%

Xander Harris

50%

Buffy Summers

46%

Tara Maclay

46%

Spike

38%

Rupert Giles

29%

Which Buffy The Vampire Slayer Character Are You Most Like!?
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If I had gotten Buffy, I wouldn't have posted the results.

Also, this is EXACTLY what I look like.

Want to Get Sorted?
I'm a Ravenclaw!
You scored as Harry Potter, You are Harry Potter. You are daring, and have quite a lot of nerve. You rely on your instincts to make decisions. You're a natural leader. You are highly concerned with justice and actively fight for what you feel is right.

Harry Potter

75%

Sirius Black

72%

Draco Malfoy

72%

Albus Dumbledore

69%

Luna Lovegood

69%

Remus Lupin

63%

Neville Longbottom

56%

Hermione Granger

56%

Ron Weasley

50%

Bellatrix Lestrange

44%

Oliver Wood

38%

Severus Snape

34%

Lord Voldemort

28%

Percy Weasley

28%

Harry Potter Character Combatibility Test
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Who I'd like to meet:
Certainly NOT Casper Van Dien, because he's not as cool as you'd think he is, and clearly, he can't take a joke. Joss Whedon, so I can have him direct Josh Farthing. All of my favorite authors. Hugh Grant (sigh). River Tam. She can kill you with her mind. "Erin"... even though she doesn't FUCKING EXIST!! I would also like to meet whoever made this AMAZING VIDEO!!


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bleu

bleu



Jul 13 2009 7:29 PM

eVeRybOdY...

my new CD "A Watched Pot" is available TOMORROW (july 14th)!!! at stores & on iTunes...you're receiving this comment b/c you're my friend on MySpace...help a brotha out & check out my new CD...watch my video for "Come 'N Go," and check my tour dates for a city near U!!! (check my profile)...

...thanks for all your support...

...follow me on twitter @bleutopia...

xo
-bleu
WILL-E

Praise Jebus



Apr 21 2009 11:43 PM

i know im fucked up, but how the fuck could I make that up?
WILL-E

Praise Jebus



Apr 20 2009 2:14 PM

she injected cooking oil into her face because she couldnt afford any more surgery. She's addicted to it. Classy.
Also, trekyourself.com.
have fun
WILL-E

Praise Jebus



Apr 20 2009 12:50 AM

i was looking through your old comments because I wanted to show andy the one ging posted of the seagull and i wanted to man up and post an awesome picture for you.

Heidi

Heidi



Mar 9 2009 12:21 PM

Meissa's head is twenty inches, and since apparently we're going pre-liberated Narnia here in NH, she'll still be able to use a hat by the time you're done with it.
*grumble*
*anniekat*

*anniekat*



Feb 28 2009 7:01 PM

he has a continuing herneated hydrocele..... basically his left testicle is the size of a grown mans.
Badass Knittress

Badass Knittress



Feb 25 2009 8:12 PM

haha but we're so cuuuuuuute!
jaime is the best lawyer in town

jaime furtak



Feb 25 2009 6:08 PM

LOL you bitch. with your goddamn default picture. hahaha.
Heidi

Heidi



Feb 21 2009 1:02 AM

hahaha sweet. Joss is jossome.
GING! versus the space mutants

Ging Manning



Feb 18 2009 6:06 PM

sorry it's a bit belated, but thanks for coming to the party, and thanks for the gift certificate dude.

Anyway I'm thinking not this weekend, but next having people over for like a movie night or something if you're interested.
Chenderson

Chenderson



Feb 15 2009 1:46 AM

Happy Valentines Day Jewelie!

Heidi

Heidi



Feb 13 2009 1:12 PM

so you probably already know about this but I just heard about it last night on NPR (Yeah...Joss Whedon was on NPR). Nathan Fillion is in it and they actually did a singalong commentary...wow.

http://drhorrible. com/
Holly

Holly



Jan 23 2009 6:16 AM

Reason #732 why jello should be outlawed: boiling water may cause injury.
Josh Wins

Josh Wins



Jan 10 2009 6:52 AM



How has this escaped our attention?
Chenderson

Chenderson



Jan 6 2009 6:42 AM

Sounds like a plan. I don't have much going on this weekend, other than D&D with Al on Sunday.
Josh Wins

Josh Wins



Dec 30 2008 7:38 PM

http://www. slightlywarped. com/crapfactory/curiosities/knittingpsychos. htm

This made me think of you. See you this weekend.
WILL-E

Praise Jebus



Dec 20 2008 6:43 PM

COME HANG OUT WITH ME AND BETH!!!
chrisTOPHER

Chris Freddette



Dec 18 2008 1:45 AM

what up girl
jaime is the best lawyer in town

jaime furtak



Dec 17 2008 3:06 AM

ps - i'm making that your ringtone.

hahaaha
jaime is the best lawyer in town

jaime furtak



Dec 17 2008 3:05 AM

DID YOU HEAR THE REMIX???

http://wepump. in/music/nutsinass. mp3
jaime is the best lawyer in town

jaime furtak



Dec 16 2008 1:35 AM

dees nuts be snug.
Optimus Primechops

Optimus Primechops



Dec 12 2008 3:37 AM

pretty damn good. So how is your baby? whats his/her name... Ben?
Astrozombie

Astrozombie



Dec 11 2008 8:02 PM

Hey there you baddass knittress!
Thanks for the tip but the only thing I hate more than captcha's is spam!
Heidi

Heidi



Dec 11 2008 6:33 AM

Hmmm...I notice the suspicious lack of self-praise and/or congratulatory cyber-backslapping on 50,000 words completed for NaNoWriMo. ???

I however read a book on horror writing that not only convinced me to resurrect several stories but also gave me some nasty new ideas and a lot of reading material.
:D
GING! versus the space mutants

Ging Manning



Dec 8 2008 12:40 AM

rock on, genghis kahn.
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