Joe Pontillo is one of the funniest comics alive. How do I know this? Because I’m writing this bio right now. You can see Joe perform nightly in NYC. In 2008 Joe was featured several times in Newsday writing jokes about various news stories. His new film Street of the Dead, just premiered on Long Island and will be released to masses shortly. Check out that films website here. www.Streetofthedead.com.
Some Random Sound Bites About Joe Pontillo..
"along with a young and high-spirited comic named JOE PONTILLO (that's Pon-TILLO, as in Italian, not Pon-TEE-Yo, as in Spanish)."
"Joe Pontillo did a lot of act-out to accentuate his jokes, and I didn't get to see those much. The bits were funny even just listening, so I'm sure they were even better in person."
"Joe Pontillo is worth catching as well - he may be a Headliner soon somewhere, so catch him while you can."
Special Thanks to Jon Hausman
Web Sitesi
JoePontillo.com
Etkilendikleri
Bad paintings, the gridiron, The Marx Brothers, Lewis Black, Chepe-a guy I used to work with, everyone I hate, everyone I like, the Surgeon General's Warnings, cinema verite, Kubrick, Paul O'Neil, Les Degen and BoBell
Üyeler
Just me and my awesomeness, and my guards and a lawsuit.
TV Programları
Magrack, TLC-Ultimate Blunders (IN ENGLAND) Nintendo Wii Fitness Promo, MTV’s TRL (Many a year ago before comedy) MNN (Various Times) The Billie Holiday Story, Youtube, I’m on you tube. Le Chance Vodka Commercial. And your mother.
Check Out My New Web Series That I co-write and direct with Adam Gennari. Whose a jerk.
Filmler
Frog Legs, Surprise!, Whatever Happened to John Babafu?, Armageddon Anyone, Some film some Jewish kid from acting class made that I starred in, The Batman Syndrome, The Killing Floor, A Weekend At the Love Shanty. and of course STREET OF THE DEAD (2008)
Albümler
Coming in 2010. Maybe?
Joe Pontillo | İlgi Alanları
Genel
Comedy, writing, movies. Surprisingly video games of late been playing a lot of Halo 3 and MLB 07 the Show. Petting my cat, petting Jackie, coffee=need. Sunsets, full moons, mooning people, throwing rocks at people from my car, cause thats just dick. Filling my car up with gas. Getting speeding tickets. watching youtube like an idiot. Blogging. Anti-Blogging. Traveling, sex, ripping up carpets, lunch with John Baba. More coffee, tea. Videos that have been taken down by the man.
Müzik
I used to have a very set group of bands/groups that I used to like but my views on music have been horribly skewed over the last few years. But to be fair I will list a list equal in length or perhaps greater in length to my favorite movies list. Yowza. Rage Against The Machine, System of a Down, Strapping Young Lad, Mindless Self Indulgence, Marilyn Manson, Meshuggah, Slayer, Pantera, Eletric Six, Zimmer's Hole, Soilwork, Mnemic, The Darkness, Fugazi,The Killers, Edguy, Godsmack, Twisted Sister, White Zombie or Rob Zombie, Nine Inch Nails, Disturbed, Staind, Tom Petty, Oingo Boingo, Monster Magnet, Phil Collins, Bush, The Stranglers, Genesis, Annihalator, Macabre, Devin Townsend Band, Ministry, Weezer, Hypocrisy, Dope, At the Drive In, Nightwish, Rammstein, Iced Earth, In Flames, Shinedown, R.E.M, Queens of the Stone Age, Judas Priest, Jerry Cantrell, Alice in Chains, Lamb of God, Better Than Ezra, Ozzy Osbourne, Anthrax, Alien Ant Farm, Movie Theme Songs--The Blunt of this list was creating by going through winamp playlist at a rapid rate. Thank you.
Filmler
Batman Begins, Dr. Strangelove, Adaptation, Fight Club, A Shot in the Dark, Apocalypse Now, A Bronx Tale, Swingers, Office Space, American Psycho, American Splendor, Anchorman, Super Troopers, Once Upon A Time In the West, Spiderman, X-Men 2 not 1, Made, Sin City, Donnie Darko,American History X, Death to Smoochy, Goodfellas, The Long Goodbye, Three Days of the Condor, Heat, Red Dragon, Marx Brothers movies, North By Northwest, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, The Shining, Requiem For a Dream, The Manchurian Candidate, Kill Bill, Fargo, Back to the Future, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Young Frankenstein, Ed Wood, Shadow of A Doubt, Dog Day Afternoon, Heat, Being John Malkovich. The Dark Knight, Thank You For Smoking. The Watchen, Star Trek, and More!
My Movie!
Televizyon
The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Friends , Seinfeld, Family Guy. Commercials. WeatheR Channel. The channel with the seismic readings. Heroes, 30 Rock, Studio 60, the Office, Letterman, Craig Ferguson. The Writers Strike.
Kitaplar
Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, Hamlet, Macbeth, Interview with a Vampire, Dolores Claiboirne. and of course the entire collection of Goosebumps! I also read an entire book about Groucho Marx one time it's in my closet. It was really good.
Hofstra University
Hempstead,New York
Mezun Olduğu Okul: 2005
Öğrenci durumu: Eski Mezunlar
Derece: Bachelor's Degree
Ana dal: Film
Ek dal: Drama
Kulüpler: NORML- All for marajuana!
Yunanlı:
Omega Omega Omega
Hakkımda: Updated March 2008. I will be appearing in the March Madness Comedy Fiasco at Caroline's on Broadway for the second straight year. I was part of the New York Underground Comedy Festival and Long Island Comedy Festival in 2007. Right now I'm sitting at my computer vomiting at how much code is involved in one of those Rock You! pictures things which you see just below me. Email me at Krazypantz@aol.com to be added to my mailing list.
Kimle tanışmak isterim: Fans, worshippers, clown porn enthusiasts, people I used to know, people who want to laugh, people who want me to help through tax season. Les Degen.
Thanks for all your support! The show went really well at the Laugh Factory, and the turnout was great!
If you couldn't make it, I have uploaded to my profile seven ten-minute segments from this outstanding variety show featuring Old Time Music, magic, dance, comedy and fun!
Yea bro you did so good tonight I was in awe, your whole act was just sparkling... you are really the best guy on the Island in our age bracket.. I just turned 26 on tuesday. A lotta people think i look younger but soon enough i'll be dead and that will show them
aye wus good- The #1 Film Director and Pilot from nyc Just touched down on your page and had to say hello and check up on ya, see hows life going-Hope you enjoying the week so far, well as for me im still recovering from this car accident but we not gona let that stop the movement, anyways hit me back up- dont forget to return the love
No problem man. I know you are one of the best comics out. I felt like a dick for giving you the big League shit when you walked in but I was only messin around. Come on back to Chesterfields n help put that place on the map.
Hi Joe how are you? Thanks for the Birthday wish. I see your going to be in Branford I'll try and come out i have been doing a tone of work out of Nashville so it's been hard to get out to see my friends do comedy but i will try my best. I hope you have a great weekend and have a Happy Easter! Hugs Oh ps make sure you check out my promo page www.myspace.com/lovemusiccomedy
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