Jordan
Jordan Um... Yeah.

Male
28 years old
CANOGA PARK, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 1/29/2010
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    Jordan's Interests
GeneralBesides pushing Food through a scanner I love porn, lots of it.
Musichttp://youtube.com/watch?v=HRX7AWsU6jc


MusicPlaylist
MySpace Playlist at MixPod.com

MoviesThe Big Lebowski...Greatest movie of all time. I love horror and drama. Not really into comedy that much except for the Lebowski. Also love animal Documentaries and shit of that nature.
TelevisionStar Trek...That's right Star Trek. The old school and next generation. It's the perfect society.
BooksAnything Edward Abbey.
HeroesGhandi, Ram Dass, Edward Abbey etc etc etc.
Groups: The Swingers ClubFuture M.I.L.F & D.I.L.FOh Hell Yeah!

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     Jordan's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:The mother F-in Valley.
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Hindu
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Post grad
Occupation:I work at a market of the greatest kind
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
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I am a man. A lazy man. Perhaps the laziest man in all of southern california which would then perhaps put me in the laziest man in the world category. I have spent countless hours sitting around on a couch watchin a tv. My mind is filled with useless facts that I have absorbed here and there. Sometimes I'll start an argument when I feel the need to then I quickly back off once I feel as though I pissed the person off enough. I own an ice axe. Not many people can say that about themselves. And ah well that's it. now you know me completely.

MySpaceTV Videos: Disc Golf Fun by Jordan
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

Disc Golf Fun

Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to answer this question by answering a totally different question... Who is it you would not like to meet. 1.Anyone who has participated in Mtv's real world or road rules. 2.People who like any sort of reality show based on orange county. 3.People who talk about how much ass they pounded over the weekend. 4.People who say things like... Woah I got so fucked up last night I couldn't get off the couch. It was bad ass. 5.People in general. I however am not fully against these people they are fine for a bout three minutes, but they are not the type that I would like to get stuck in a log cabin with for weeks on end. It would end in certain death. So therefore in the end I would like to meet a series of dogs and other various animals.

   Jordan's Friend Space (Top 12)
Jordan has 51 friends.
 Alicia 


 Cory D 


 EspirituHealth 


 Lindsay 


 松 鼠 


 Andrew 


 Annie 


 RAWD 


 B 


 [♥Amber♥] 


 ~*~* Leticia*~*~ 


 shannon 





Jordan's Friends Comments
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~*~* Leticia*~*~

~*~* Leticia*~*~



May 8 2009 4:02 PM

hi are you staying away for the special sites!
B

B



Mar 7 2009 8:37 PM

Jordan wassup buddy, hope your doing good man! We gotta do some hiking pretty soon!
shannon

Shannon leigh



Jan 30 2009 7:42 AM

did you just fall off the face of the earth or what????
Lindsay

Lindsay Baker



Jan 25 2009 10:36 AM

Come back soon work blows without you.
Lindsay

Lindsay Baker



Dec 23 2008 4:50 AM

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
[♥Amber♥]

Amber Gray



Dec 12 2008 11:51 PM

Hey Jordan! How's life??
shannon

Shannon leigh



Dec 3 2008 6:06 PM

i am honored...or am i afraid...your top five, i'm not sure i can handle the pressure of it all. this is all too much for me (nail biting ensues..) welcome back from your weeks of myspace abstinence.
Anita Bonghit

Sin garcia



Nov 25 2008 11:09 PM

thanx for adding me you r the greatest that ever lived!!!!!
B

B



Nov 15 2008 10:35 PM

Jordan you are absolutely insane for hanging out with ashley on line! On line is a dangerous place. Please remember to be safe when encountering such a place. JUst felt like giving you the heads up you know... Hahaha Man yesterday those winds almost blew me away but it was awesome! hit me up jordan.
松 鼠

松 鼠



Nov 13 2008 5:01 AM

ahaha. i hope you tell the coworkers that we hung out online.
fuck man, we are really dangerous.
shannon

Shannon leigh



Nov 11 2008 3:57 AM

what up big jordan.
your page cracks me up!
Lindsay

Lindsay Baker



Nov 9 2008 7:12 AM

Goodnight freak ;)
Lindsay

Lindsay Baker



Nov 9 2008 6:56 AM

Step away from the computer
E P

E P



Nov 2 2008 6:57 AM

stop farting so damn much. i can't take it anymore.
~*~* Leticia*~*~

~*~* Leticia*~*~



Nov 1 2008 12:38 AM

uugggghhhh well i still don't like those so called "party mavericks".
[♥Amber♥]

Amber Gray



Oct 31 2008 2:50 PM

Happy Halloween! And keep up the myspace addiction.. It's good for ya!
Lindsay

Lindsay Baker



Oct 31 2008 4:14 AM

Happy Halloween!
halloween- not fun anymore Pictures, Images and Photos
Lindsay

Lindsay Baker



Oct 31 2008 2:39 AM

Well well.
I'm glad i know how you really feel about things ;)
miss charlie

miss charlie land



Oct 31 2008 12:03 AM

silly boy... its all good... it was too good to pass up.
i hope u have a fun halloween!
miss charlie

miss charlie land



Oct 30 2008 11:52 PM

r u serious or u fucking with me? i know how u like to pull peoples legs!
Lindsay

Lindsay Baker



Oct 29 2008 6:37 AM

I'm glad you are pleased with my addition to your myspace even though it is the devil and will take your soul.
You should be sleeping my friend aren't you opening tommarrow??
~*~* Leticia*~*~

~*~* Leticia*~*~



Oct 29 2008 6:35 AM

im off on sunday so i might work if you dont forget this time
~*~* Leticia*~*~

~*~* Leticia*~*~



Oct 29 2008 6:30 AM

my friend i want to go see that bill maher movie !
~*~* Leticia*~*~

~*~* Leticia*~*~



Oct 29 2008 6:26 AM

thats no life!
Lindsay

Lindsay Baker



Oct 29 2008 6:22 AM

flush the toilet Pictures, Images and Photos
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