Edward Scissor Hands Bladerunner Ong-Bak Jesus Christ Superstar Way Out West Killer Klowns from Outer Space Amadeus Withnail & I Crouching Tiger,Hidden Dragon Leon The Great Race Sweet Charity Brazil and many many more!
Fungus the Bogeyman The Iron Man Flat Stanley The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy The Laurel and Hardy Encyclopedia Stupid White Men The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy Genius Lord Of The Rings Last Man Down Mortal Engines Heavens Mirror the list goes on and on and on and on and...
W.A.Mozart Salvador Dali Spike Milligan Jim Henson Albert Einstein Tim Burton Leonardo DaVinci Richard Feynman Stan Laurel Oliver Reed Peter Sellers Terry Gilliam and anyone else who was a genius bordering on insanity!
I have been drawing for as long as I remember. I also studied at art college for 4 years many moons ago. My work is available on cards, t-shirts, mugs and skateboards etc at Zazzle.com and also for downloading as wallpapers for your mobile phones at Smartphones.
If anyone is interested in me creating some artwork for them then please contact me and we'll take it from there! Thanks.
My photographs are also available as cards over at Zazzle.com. Many photographs are of Sussex on the south coast of England but I have recently returned from 5 months in the Kingdom of Thailand where I was photographing virtually everything I could. Insects,Temples,Flowers etc you name it...it's all there.
Who I'd like to meet:
Jim Henson
1936-1990
“The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children”
paul sung "i love you samantha!" to me aross the road last week! saw Dan yesterday (still working for the council surprisingly enough! even more shocking to hear him speak as last time in the pub we only got a couple of words out of him lol!)
how is the sunshine? you getting board of it yet?!?! guessing not! I bumped into paul on friday on my street his wife was picking him up. told all about what was said when they let him go and everything. he seems to be doing well. still as funny as ever!
hey ya! how you doing? I was looking to get ptf's address yesterday online to update my c.v. i came across this about CT!!! remember?!?!? (to read it on the web page type in ptf brighton tower point on google) On Tuesday, I, along with 25 other candidates, arrived at Tower Point in Brighton for an "interview."
We were made to wait for FIVE hours whilst we endured a role play and first interview.
By 2 o'clock, there were 5 of us left and the vice- director, a delightful old woman by the name of Anna, decided she could then be bothered to see us.
To cut a long story short, NOBODY GOT HIRED!
The reason?
The second interview was not an interview. This horrible, condescending, megalomaniac of a woman decided she would simply abuse us all.
Personally, mine consisted of her laughingly telling me I had NO skills pertinent to her 7-pounds-an-hour, call-centre role. Of course, this was despite me working exclusively in call-centres for the last ten years.
She was so horrible, I merely assumed it was a test to see if we would react if we had a patronising customer on the end of the line. As it turns out, I think it is actually more likely because the director isn't getting any.
After doing my research, I have discovered I know someone who previously DID work there, but left, as he said everyone does, because he couldn't work for her. This is why they consistently advertise.
So, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Apply only if you want to waste 5 hours of your life, just to be patronised by a rude, obnoxious, ignorant woman on a power trip.
Where do I sign? Over here? Under "Hail Hitler"?
Hope this made you laugh it did me, if only we could show this to Paul! xxx
hey, had fab new year and christmas! thanks! how was yours?
enjoying the sun shine i bet. did your parents enjoy visting? i am coming back to brighton next friday. well will be in hove this time (yes back with antony!) i cant wait... will have to see you when your back xxx
darling!!! are you alive and well back home??? have not heard from you in a while. hope your doing well and having lots of fun xxxx P.S hope you have not touched a ciggy!!! xxxx sammy xxxx