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A long time ago, a long way from anywhere, in a West Australian mining town called Kalgoorlie, the legend of Kevin Bloody Wilson was born. It all started innocently enough - just a guy with too much time on his hands changing the words to other people’s songs, and writing a few of his own, purely for the fun of it.
Kev was an electrician for a while, a music teacher for a while, and he even sold whitegoods for a while. But the whole time Kev was doing these jobs he’d find himself walking around humming whatever melody was in his head at that moment. If that melody didn’t already go with some very wrong lyrics, Kev would simply go ahead and invent some. (How else would Rennae and Renata’s “Save your love my darling, save your love” become “Shave your muff my darling, shave your muff”?)
After a year or so of performing these songs to three miners and a dog in the pubs in and around Kalgoorlie, some of Kev’s mates suggested that he make a recording of his dirty ditties so they could take them away and play them to the rest of their mates.
Next thing you know Kev went and roped his wife Betty and his young kids Travis and Jenny into helping him prepare his first batch of Kevin Bloody Wilson cassettes. Kev would pay the kids ten lousy bloody cents for every cassette they labelled up (the kids went along with this quite happily until Betty pointed out that they’d probably make more money as slave labourers making running shoes in Manilla) and when Kev sold 87 of his initial batch of 100 cassettes within a week, he realised he was onto something and decided to take his show on the road. (To the best of my knowledge his kids, now both successful grown-ups in their own individual rights, never did have the presence of mind to sue the old man for the whole ten-cents-a-cassette thing-x80xA6)
Twenty years, countless live gigs and millions of album sales down the track, Kevin Bloody Wilson has not only found his niche, he’s grabbed an esky and a deckchair and he’s made himself really bloody comfortable in it!
Kev’s songs match the Kalgoorlie landscape, dry and unforgiving. These songs are uniquely Australian, and yet year after year, album after album, tour after tour, people from all corners of the globe keep laughing their guts out at Kevin Bloody Wilson’s completely authentic and original body of work.
If you’re not already familiar with Kev’s back catalogue, you’re in the right place! Have a good look around Kev's MySpace page or visit www.kevinbloodywilson.com and enjoy a big belly laugh with Australia’s Outback Outlaw: The One, The Only, Kevin Bloody Wilson!
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G'Day Mate, here's a joke for you. I know you'll get it. A lady takes the baby to the doctor for a check up. The doctor notices that the baby is not gaining weight and asks the woman if the child is breast or bottle fed. The woman replies "breast fed". The doctor thinks that there may be a problem and asks the woman to remove her top and bra, which she does. He then takes his time feeling all over her breasts, pinching and squeezing the nipples etc. After he has given them a good going over he says, "No wonder this baby is not gaining weight, you have no milk", to which she replies "I know that, I'm his grandmother but I'm fuckin glad I came in here today"............ And I'm fuckin glad I have people like you to keep me laughing. Kat xx
Could you please tell me if you're touring anywhere near Newcastle later this year? I'd love to see you! You're a fantastic. hilarious entertainer! And we both love our beer...hehe...
Hey Kev Thanks For The Friendship Again, I Was Currently Third In Your Friends, But MySpace Deleted My Account So I Had To Make A New One Hence This One! You'll Hopefully Remember Me From My Pics! Lol. Enjoyed The Show When You Came To See Us Lot In Plymouth UK Last Year Time Flies. Hope You And Your Family Are Doing Ok, And Can't Wait To See You Preform Again. Write Back If You Can. Lots Of Love Rachel XxX
hey kev you bloody legend, good to know that you were in Darwin, and i hope it was a good night for all involved. too bad the entertainment centre fucked up my tickets and i didnt get to see your performance.....
mind you by the end of the night i didnt know what the hell was going on because i got maggot at the strip club down the road!
fucken legend kevin :) i love your songs mate FUCKEN AUSSSIE all the way
i said the local chefs a pffter the local dogs a drug the local priest likes little boys bums and the local cops a cunt i said .
anddddd hey santa claus you cunt wheres me fucken pram you promise me you would send me one you remember who i am cause im the little who sit right on your hand ill give you fucken ho ho you forgot me fucken pram
Hey Kev THank you so much for the add you are my idol brother I am listening to "The Kid (He Swears a bit)" Please Come to the U.S. I really don't care where because I will take an entire caravan of cunts to travel with me anywhere. Please you do have a fan base in the states.
Thanks for being our friend. I couldn't stop laughing when I found your sight. Let us know when you come to the States, we'll get to where ever your at
Hi Kev. Thanks for the add!!!! I seen u Saturday night in Roma and u are the best. Keep up the good work in making everyone laugh cos ur great at it.... my stomach muscles are still hurting.....
G'Day Mate. What do you know about a blonde with a University degree? Well, I could blow your mind as well! Thanks again for EVERYTHING while you were here in Brisbane - it is much appreciated. I've posted the photos here on my site so take a look when you get a chance, there are some good ones. Luv ya, Kat xx
kev mate how the bloody hell are ya you rare bastard. when are you coming back 2 ferntree gully. or go the clematis pub much better. need 2 see you again.
