King Oliver

www.myspace.com/KingOliverMC

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  • Bryan Oliver

  • 21 / Male
  • The P-T-D, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 11/11/2009

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Interests

  • General

  • Music

    So there I was just a walking down the street singing "Do wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo" when I saw "a doe, A deer, a female dear." And it was "Dancing in the Street!" Then I remembered, "When in Trouble, You Call D.W. Darkwing Duck!" So I dialed the number, "867-5309" But no one answered! Now, "Who You Gonna Call? GHOSTBUSTERS!" But unfortunately they weren't listed. So, plan B. I shot it. "But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy" ..Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
  • Movies

  • Television

    Lost
  • Books

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  • Heroes

    Mothman

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: The P-T-D
  • Body type: 0' 7" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Hip-Hop Emcee

Schools

  • Spun Academy

    • Portland,OR
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: In Progress
    • Major: Mixology
    • Minor: Turntablism
    2006 to 2006
  • David Douglas High School

    • Portland,OR
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Arts & Communication
    • Minor: Theatre
    2003 to 2006
  • Jefferson High School

    • Portland,OR
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: none
    • Major: Art
    • Clubs: After School Art Program
    2002 to 2003

Networking

Companies

  • Portland Center Stage

    • Portland, Oregon US
    • Box Officer
  • WW Metal Fab

    • Milwaukie, Oregon US
    • Assembling Artist
  • Value Village

    • Portland, Oregon US
    • Cashier
  • Haunted House Records

    • Portland, Oregon US
    • Co-President

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About me:

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My Lady!

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Whenever I face a moral dilemma between admitting an error or covering it up, I always ask myself, "Is it worse to confess this and deal with the consequences now, or face supernatural vengeance later?"


My AIM is: King Oliver says -- Hit me up.

Who I'd like to meet:

Batman, Bruce Wayne, Micheal Keaton, Adam West, Captain Planet, Lucy Lui, Bruce Willis, Bugs Bunny, George Jetson, Kanye West, the guy who made sticky pads, Walt Disney, James Bond, Alfred Hitchcock, my future wife, the cast of Curb Your Enthusiasm, my father's murderer, 50 cent, Darkwing Duck, Dr. Pepper, Mr. Hyde, Grover, Not Elmo, Michel Jackson- when he was black, Jesus Christ, the Queen of Hearts, Bjork, Ursula the sea witch, Dr. Suess, Snap, Crackle, but not so much Pop, The Ghost Busters, The Blues Brothers, The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, an alien or two, Zeus, Tenacious D, The Lorax, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Tum Tum, Doc from Back to the Future, and Waldo- If I can ever find him! Bryan James Oliver's Facebook profile

Comments

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  • Sep 17 2009 12:20 AM

    i was talking to this guy at work about vodka and he said the same thing about grey gouse going down like nothing lol so whats scotch taste like
  • Aug 5 2009 2:06 AM


  • Jul 23 2009 7:34 AM

    Too fuckin sweet!

  • Jul 4 2009 12:57 AM

    hell yes ground control!!!!! and hell no beer pong with glasses... I'm not even sure what you're talking about there. lol
  • Jul 3 2009 2:03 AM

    LOL this is the best thing ever.
    Billy ocean Loverboy
  • Jun 29 2009 7:20 PM

    why are our comics not also ur background? eh?
  • Jun 24 2009 4:45 PM

    yeeah i know me too, but now everything is going to be different!
  • Jun 17 2009 9:33 PM

    YO B OLIVA WHATS GOING ON LONG TIME NO MYSPACE
  • Jun 7 2009 7:15 AM

    I don't know where you are, but you're not here and I wish you were.
  • Jun 6 2009 5:41 PM

    hey baby... (yeah?) ....you know we've been together for a long time right?......(yeah...).....well i got one question to aks ya.... (yes?)..... will you marry me?....... (yes!!!!!!)..... good... well i got one more question...... (yeah?) ..... will you sign the prenuptial agreement? (WHAT??)
  • May 28 2009 11:08 PM

    I am cool that way.
  • May 21 2009 6:57 PM

    Yeah I was hoping mia would be here but shes not so I am about to take a nap in your bed.
  • May 21 2009 5:58 PM

    I am totally at your place by myself because I cant find my phone and I need to wait for casey to get on the computer. lol
  • May 7 2009 7:51 PM

    Bryan Olliver. I was in a hip-hop recording studio the other day, and I totally dropped your name (well, Check'd), but nevertheless, know that even when it's late, I'm out shamelessly promoting you and all your efforts! :D
  • May 7 2009 2:47 AM

    Psssh! Toads! That's sissy stuff! Licking donkey scrodums! Now that's a something that will reeeeaaalllllyyy get you high off your rocker! sigh....ahhh...the good old days....but I agree! Let's get wasted and wonder the streets of portland in moomoos and 10 gallon texas hats! :)
  • May 5 2009 5:35 AM

    ,
  • May 5 2009 5:35 AM

    ha ha no I made a new page to make a fresh start/get away from someone....didnt quite work on the second one. But no I didn't delete you! Silly!!
  • May 4 2009 9:11 PM

    Howdy
  • Apr 28 2009 7:57 PM

    Whats shakin bacon!??!
  • Apr 28 2009 7:34 AM

    haha oh i'll have to draw one specially for check'd this ones reserved for mf magazine's next issue :) (your's will be better)
  • Apr 26 2009 6:14 PM

    Listen to this album! Blue Eyes Meets Bed-Stuy
  • Apr 23 2009 2:40 AM

    that sounds fucking gggrreeaaat man.

    get back at me.
  • Apr 23 2009 1:46 AM

    i love you,

    im thinkin the three piece brown.
    that sounds really slick.
    what color of dress shirt would fit it best?

    and shoes?
    what color cuz im a 12-12 1/2
  • Apr 23 2009 1:29 AM

    now,

    i did love the blue.
    if you have something new,
    something with alittle bit more "piece of alright" then i could take a look at that,
    proms not till the 16th so i gots some time
    :)

    thank you brian.
  • Apr 23 2009 12:52 AM

    proms coming up for me...

    i need to look fly
    :)