Who is Knatterjak? Knatterjak is everywhere, inside everyone... He sees things that others do not. His hearing is above average. He once challenged Apollo, god of music to a musical duel. and lost. All of his pennies are pressed. He is motivated by nothing except lemon-lime gatorage and has an internal GPS system. He brought nomadicism back (as well as the crewneck sweatshirt). He's ready to be unveiled. Well-hydrated and all.
-written by R.S.B
