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Emerging from an Interstate wayside bathroom, keys jinglin'.... it's KNUCKEL DRAGER !!! With a sound straight from the cutting room floor of a second rate 60's biker flick... Mixing surf, garage, metal and very little musical talent, they've proclaimed themselves as: "The Worlds Heaviest Surf Band". ...On stage, it's just bunch of low-lifes in cheap ass monster masks having a wanker-fest. .....incapable of normal human interaction: a real bunch of losers. But Hey ! see what legitimate music types have to say about Knuckel Drager:_____"GREAT, JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS. ANOTHER MASKED SURF BAND."---Jello Biafra__________"I JUST LOVE YOU BOYS!"-- Exene Cervenka_____"GOOD SHOW, NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES"-- Harley Davidson-Deadbolt_____"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS... AND WHY IS THERE AN OPENING BAND?"--Mojo Nixon_____" SORRY WE JUST GOT HERE I DIDN'T SEE YOUR SET."--Davie Allan_____"YOU BOYS PLAY TOO FAST"--Ms. Mary of S.C.O.T.S_____"COOL MERCHANDISE, I GOT TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR AND MISSED YOUR SET" --El Vez_____"LET'S HEAR IT FOR , who? Oh yeah, KNUCKEL DRAGER. THEY'RE DUMB."--Colonel J.D. Wilkes (Th' Legendary Shack*Shakers) "WANNA THANK THE BAND WITH THE MASKS... who was that... YEAH KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, THEY HAD GREAT STAGE PRESENCE" --Kid Congo Powers_______ "THAT WAS NEAT" -- Hewhocannotbenamed (The Dwarves)______ "THREE BASSES, THAT WAS AWESOME" -- Nick Oliveri - - - - - - - - - - -
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The first volume of Wisconsin Sickness is here, ready to infect the world with our own special brand of Wisconsin psychosis. This compilation of underground Wisconsin bands features music from:
Put Her In The Trunk, The Killer Dolphin With Rabies, Meth Tooth, [the] Commuter Exit, Fall Out Fracture, Diemertus, Time To Kill, Burial Ritual, Failed The Fire Drill, A Pale Ghost, Dear Astronaut, Festerfuck,and Corpse Donor.
kick ass, your music makes me want to eat the skin off of someone's face, and then puke it up and wear it as my own face, so keep rocking;] Hope to roll with you on some concerts!
