Emerging from an Interstate wayside bathroom, keys jinglin'.... it's KNUCKEL DRAGER !!! With a sound straight from the cutting room floor of a second rate 60's biker flick... Mixing surf, garage, metal and very little musical talent, they've proclaimed themselves as: "The Worlds Heaviest Surf Band". ...On stage, it's just bunch of low-lifes in cheap ass monster masks having a wanker-fest. .....incapable of normal human interaction: a real bunch of losers. But Hey ! see what legitimate music types have to say about Knuckel Drager:_____"GREAT, JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS. ANOTHER MASKED SURF BAND."---Jello Biafra__________"I JUST LOVE YOU BOYS!"-- Exene Cervenka_____"GOOD SHOW, NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES"-- Harley Davidson-Deadbolt_____"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS... AND WHY IS THERE AN OPENING BAND?"--Mojo Nixon_____" SORRY WE JUST GOT HERE I DIDN'T SEE YOUR SET."--Davie Allan_____"YOU BOYS PLAY TOO FAST"--Ms. Mary of S.C.O.T.S_____"COOL MERCHANDISE, I GOT TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR AND MISSED YOUR SET" --El Vez_____"LET'S HEAR IT FOR , who? Oh yeah, KNUCKEL DRAGER. THEY'RE DUMB."--Colonel J.D. Wilkes (Th' Legendary Shack*Shakers) "WANNA THANK THE BAND WITH THE MASKS... who was that... YEAH KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, THEY HAD GREAT STAGE PRESENCE" --Kid Congo Powers - - - - - - - - - - -
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Today you sold two units! (That's record biz talk for CDs. Don't worry, someday I'll set you all down and explain how "The Biz" works) Congratulations!
"THEE 1987" - DROIDS ATTACK & IMPERIAL BATTLESNAKE - 7" SPLIT COMMING SOON AUG 15th... Pre sale will be up we hope by the end of the week at www. round13records. net
Thank you for being our friends. We have a great deal for back-to-school. If you like being our friend then check out this deal. I mean it is so low we must be crazy. Check out more pictures on the website. The New Year means New Calendars!!! Don’t settle for the boring one you got from your insurance agent. Get a calendar with as much attitude as you have. With this calendar, you look forward to each New month. Each calendar will be autographed by the photographer Josh McNally
Did you hear that the Brauer House in Hillside burned down yesterday? You and Deadbolt were so hot the joint went up in flames! Anyway, thanks for coming to Chicago"land" and see you in another 10 years.
As always, you guys were awesome live! Loved the Madison show w/ Deadbolt! I won't ever miss a Knuckle Drager show in Wisconsin if I can help it. you guys rock!
