Lady Glock
""Oooo look...it's a Louis Vuitton rocket launcher!""

Female
25 years old
London, bitches, London and South East
United Kingdom



Last Login: 8/29/2008
Mood: ninja Mood Image
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    Lady Glock's Interests
GeneralPhotography, dancing, art, fashion, urban studies, cultural studies, Jewish studies, stand up comedy, performance art, sex, porn (sociologically speaking of course), comic books, grifting, people watching, being a local celebrity, urban cool, guerilla sociology, deconstructing why we do the things we do. And finally, making my profile look like a 13 year old made it.
MusicHip Hop, Dancehall, Classical, Punk, Hardcore,...everything. You name it, I probably have it. Mos Def, K-OS, Grandmaster Flash, Bad Brains, Dizzie Rascal, Kano, Klashnekoff, Yungun, Doc Brown, Roots Manuva, Gorillaz, El Pus, Outkast, Jill Scott, Kelis, Sy Smith, Slick&Rose, Kanye West, John Legend, Lauryn Hill, Kenna, Fiona Apple, Deep Dish, The Bellrays, Postal Service, Bloc Party, Tricky, Floetry, Van Hunt, Thievery Corporation, Gotan Project, Esthero, Zero 7, Basement Jaxx, Daft Punk, Manu Chao, Lenny Kravitz, Anthony Hamilton, Madonna, Queens of the Stone Age, Skindred, Old skool MJ, Cody ChesnuTT, Vivaldi, Mozart, Beethoven, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Slick Rick...this could take a while.
MoviesLa Haine (Hate), Boondock Saints, Usual Suspects, Ghost Dog, Far From Heaven, Hackers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Goonies, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Trainspotting, Hoodlum, Pirates of the Carribean, The Transporter, The Italian Job, Snatch, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?, Donnie Darko, Dirty Pretty Thigs, Spaceballs, Finding Nemo, Wild Style, Little Miss Sunshine, March of the Penguins,
Television

Family Guy, Law and Order (Original, SVU or CI), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, SEALAB 2021, Scooby Doo, Are You Being Served?, OZ, The Simpsons, CSI (Las Vegas, Miami or New York), Bones, Project Runway, Dead Zone, Criminal Minds

Books

Battle Royale, House Of Leaves, Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk, Hagakure, American Gods, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Trainspotting, Dakota Grand and Dark (Both by Kenji Jasper), The Autograph Man, Everything But The Burden, The books of Nikki S Lee, Kara Walker, Jamel Shabazz, Elinor Carucchi, Transmetropolitan, Dick Hebdige, Stuart Hall and of course...Walter Benjamin

HeroesEvery day, I find a new personal hero. Maybe one day, that hero could be you.
Groups: House HeadzSensual PhotographyPhoto JerksFemme PhotaleCreative Outreach*Hot Fatty Girls*MASTALOCK'S DANCE PLANETroof sessions media collective.

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     Lady Glock's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:DC Rprznt
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Photographer/Writer/Fashionista/Diva

   Lady Glock's Schools
Goldsmiths College (University of London)
London, LO
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: CUCR: Photography and Urban Cultures
 

2006 to 2007
Hampshire College
Amherst, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Photography/Cultural Studies
 

2001 to 2005
Sidwell Friends School
Washington, DISTRICT OF
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2001

   Lady Glock's Networking
Photography - Other - Photographer
Artistic photography. Would like to break into magazine world.
Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter

Photography - Other - Photographer
Artistic photography. Would like to break into magazine world.
Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter


   Lady Glock's Companies
Hans Neleman Studio
New York, NY US
Intern

July-August 2004
International Center of Photography
New York, NY US
Student
General Studies Program

June 2003-June 2004
Urban Outfitters
New York, NY US
Sales Bitch

April-June 2004
The Couch Sessions
Washington, DC US
Writer, PR Manager

April 2005-April 2006 (on again/off again)
Imageyenation.Com/UrbAlt Crew
Springfield/Washington, MA/DC US
Blog Beef Inspector (FDA Approved), Director of Ma
Your Face!

March-June 2005, April 2006-Present
In The Moment PR
Washington, DC US
Assistant

July-September 2006
Hans Neleman Studio
New York, NY US
Intern

July-August 2004
International Center of Photography
New York, NY US
Student
General Studies Program

June 2003-June 2004
Urban Outfitters
New York, NY US
Sales Bitch

April-June 2004
The Couch Sessions
Washington, DC US
Writer, PR Manager

April 2005-April 2006 (on again/off again)
Imageyenation.Com/UrbAlt Crew
Springfield/Washington, MA/DC US
Blog Beef Inspector (FDA Approved), Director of Ma
Your Face!

March-June 2005, April 2006-Present
In The Moment PR
Washington, DC US
Assistant

July-September 2006



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   Lady Glock's Blurbs
About me:

A Southern city girl at heart...always up for an adventure and looking for the next exciting, hyped up trend...so i can make fun of it.

I'm sort of a jack of all trades. I go by different names. At the moment, I'm in London practicing the Art of Guerilla Sociology. If you want to understand the practice, just ask

"Cute, cuddly and oh so much fun...I'm that girl who is always dancin at the party...even if there is no music. And it's a cocktail party. For socio-communist intellectuals."

Well...yeah...whatever...

Who I'd like to meet:

Jewish Thugs, Afro Punks, Drag Queens, photographers/artists, intellectuals, book worms, dorks, and people who read what I write at Imageyenation.com. And of course, a penguin named Skeeter.

adopt your own virtual pet!

For the record: I'm not going to add you as my friend if you don't at least say hi first...or send me money. The latter is preferred.


   Lady Glock's Friend Space (Top 16)
Lady Glock has 495 friends.
 EL KETER BEN TZADIK 


 adrienne 


 IMAGEYENATION 


 Forbes 


 Miss Bivigou 


 *citoyenne.SADE 


 Red* 


 Y-LOVE 


 Mr. F 


 Jdizzle 


 the big blonde 


 Paz 


 Rogwar 


 Alero 


 WALTERWALTERWALTERWALTERWALTERWALTERWALTERWALTER 


 Andy 





Lady Glock's Friends Comments
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Mani





Aug 26 2008 3:34 AM

POW!
Multiple Man


Is Online


Aug 16 2008 6:54 PM

BID-A-LOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

It's the all-time champion, raw bar brawler
Creep like a wall crawler, big thick brawd baller
Can U find a nigga harder or smarter?
Mista Miagi in this muhfukka, I'm the biggest part of the saga
Epicly, I crush em' with the toughest of weaponry
Don't run up on a nigga like it's nothin' 2 step 2 me
'Cause I'll be on U like some leopard spots
Hit U with the Tec and play connect the dots B4 U get a 2nd shot
I might come thru sprayin' hammers on the next blocks
Multiple Man be playin' bamas like an X-Box
Smash a hottie when I'm naughty like a sex shop
Keep talkin' out the side of your neck and get your neck popped
Read The Multiple Chronicles, it's phenomenal
I get so much ass that it's Ass-tronomical
Yall niggas bring a lotta noisyness
My lyrical darts R so poisonous, I urinate poison piss

Multiple Man
"The Return of Mista Miagi"
MESSY MINISTA- PAYPAL LINK NOW UP!





Aug 10 2008 6:59 PM

was good babes
sick photographer
holla at me if netin
im baout like da wind hehe

Photobucket

Messy Minista Radio sesssion
..
EL KETER BEN TZADIK





Aug 10 2008 4:42 AM

This is my favorite of your profile themes, by far.
She-Ra





Jul 25 2008 3:49 PM

i like your song. is make me dance long time.
;)
adrienne





Jul 22 2008 3:40 PM

where's my dafdaf?! we have lots to catch up on. hit me up when you get a chance. i'm still in boston because there's a rat in my apartment back in brooklyn. i refuse to go back until it's gone...
xoxo
Alero





Jul 7 2008 10:37 PM

I've lost all numbers AGAIN!!! yours is very much required for the initiation of fun times and joy to take place!

XX
Mr.Duane [MMT] - aka Swagger





Jun 28 2008 1:54 PM



-D³
Julian Velard





Jun 24 2008 2:53 PM

July 2nd in London @ Bush Hall!

Multiple Man


Is Online


Jun 13 2008 4:04 PM

BID-A-LOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

There's some DC youngins that's cleverly gifted
The industry acts like we never existed
I was rappin' in the District when the shit wasn't cool
Nobody spit rhymes, bullets would spit from a tool
Then Alpo snitched on Wayne
And ever since that went down, a lotta shit done changed
Rayful Edmond was the man who was made 2 run here
A lotta outta-towners was afraid 2 come here
But once hip-hop was tasted, a rack of us embraced it
And started makin' tracks in the basement
See we gonna take it if we have 2 chase it
DC gonna make it and U have 2 face it
There's no more ignorin' us, that's the only cure for us
We gotta put the city on the map, if it's 4 of us
And those 4 betta make sure they grab more of us
For every one that make it, that's another big score for us
Multiple Man used 2 wear a gold chain
With a Flava-Flav clock and some 2-fingered rings
I ain't down with that DC vs NY talk
Shit my best friend Verse-All is from New York......

Multiple Man
"Thank U 4 Holdin' it Down"
from the up-coming Go-Go Michelle album
adrienne





Jun 13 2008 2:56 PM

so, perez (ugh) JUST posted about lady gaga. too bad you were up on that shit first. lady glock reigns as the true bottom bitch of the blogworld!

hit me up
xoxo
Amir H. Al-Qadaffi





May 29 2008 11:27 PM

I'm doing well Ms.
Dafna! What's new with you?
WALTERWALTERWALTERWALTERWALTERWALTERWALTERWALTER





May 29 2008 3:55 PM

yeah, like last week.

I have yet to have a good picture of said haircut, that joint was taken with my ladyfriend's camera phone and shit.
EL KETER BEN TZADIK





May 27 2008 5:01 PM

Wait, are you in Israel?
m. Cody





May 25 2008 5:08 AM

.

Woooooooooooo!

mc.
LOOKOUT!





May 18 2008 9:10 PM

*La'Donna*





May 9 2008 10:08 PM

Lady Dafna!! All i gotta say is GET YOUR BOYZ! AND GIRL!


ahh yea TOP THAT!LOL
best two lines ever
"look how funky he is"
"I'll never be that HIP!" HILLARIOUS
I love their b-boy poses and swagga! how I wish i was@ their school dance just for the comedy factor!
hmmm betta yet battling em out@ favela chic like old man last nite LOL!
adrienne





May 9 2008 7:05 PM

i will be on the same continent as you next week!
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Apr 27 2008 4:02 PM

What's really good?

Apparently fucking C.R.A.C. Knuckles is performing at Lookout in May? theFUC?

One of them is from Detroit and he don't even play out here, shit....
Sankofa





Apr 24 2008 4:45 PM

Real Eyez





Apr 17 2008 10:04 AM

Sup stranger hope everytings good...
any way i've uploaded a few new music videos we shot recentlty so let me know what ya think...
they can be found on the videos section on our page
Multiple Man


Is Online


Apr 17 2008 12:01 AM

BID-A-LOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

We'll invade your space like a Martian, and blaze your place like an arson
We cold as a harsh wind
I'm talkin' 'bout DC, MD, and VA
With no delay, niggas get shot up on the freeway
A murderous race, and killers gotta start the relay
They'll snatch your kids and sell the body parts on eBay
Some got the hardest hearts and some niggas be gay
It takes more than common smarts 2 live the DC way
No stoppin' when they let go, they poppin' on your set joe
U can catch a slug while hoppin' on the Metro
If U got a 9-to-5 or a nine 2 survive
U still gotta be prepared when the drama arrives
Feel the tension in the air as it surfaces
We lay bamas on the ground 4 recreational purposes
U wanna die?? These niggas here are reliable
We'll even make sure your face is unidentifiable.....

Multiple Man
"Get it How U Live it (D.M.V.)"
from my nigga Metro's Own album
Audra E





Apr 15 2008 6:27 PM

hey girl, how are things? talk soon!
Mr.Duane [MMT] - aka Swagger





Apr 14 2008 11:52 AM



It was you that brought this into my life. For that, I am forever grateful.

-D³
Miss Chocolate Bear





Mar 19 2008 9:59 AM

Good Luck with work my dear friend - hopefully i will see you before i go away x
adrienne





Mar 7 2008 6:48 PM