Louie
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"Comedy Book And Rock"
Male
100 years old
Oregon
United States
Last Login:8/12/2008
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Louie's Interests
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| General | Rock Music, Pop Music, Astrophysics, Pro football, Table Tennis, Baseball, Basketball, Movies, A sharply written Sit-com, The intersection of religion and science, Absurdity, | | Music | The Wallflowers, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, Bob Dylan,
The Goo Goo Dolls, Many pop songs | | Movies | The King of Comedy, The Manchurian Candidate, Groundhog Day,
A Place in the Sun, Casablanca, Back To School, Family Man,
The Bourne Identity, Liar Liar, Psycho, Field of Dreams,
Life Is Beautiful | | Television | Seinfeld, Lost, NFL Football | | Books | Founding Brothers, A Brief History of Time, The Physics of Immortality, Abuse Of Power, The Haldeman Diaries, Case Closed, All The President's Men | | Heroes | People Who Are Pure of Heart |
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Louie's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Occupation: | Lyricist |
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About me:
I am an author of humor books and a lyricist. Below is a description of my latest book which is entitled "The Louie/God Interviews (What The Big Fella Really Thinks About Man And The Universe)" It is available online at Amazon and Barnes & Noble and can be ordered at your local book store.
Are the days of "God speaks to Man" a relic of the past? Not according to Louie Lawent, who at the turn of the new millennium landed a series of exclusive interviews with The Supreme Being. Louie grills God about his checkered career, but it's done benignly and a frustrated Creator makes a good case for himself. The interviews cover biblical happenings, His propensity to smite, evolution, pop culture, and a God who believes He's the victim of a disinformation campaign. It's "The Far Side" meets "The Thinker" meets the "Frat Boy." A God who considered creation "a good day in the hood."
What Hollywood director would God choose to direct his life story? What part do the Three Stooges play in the Rapture? What about his pet peeves? How do Americans amaze God? What's his favorite political joke? Did the aliens really land at Roswell? A God not exactly enamored by the human race.
Louie: What is your real opinion of people?
God: They're like radio songs that are fine for the car ride home, but you'd never purchase them to be part of your master collection.
Louie: Do you have a guidebook to help make your decisions on Judgment
Day?
God: The Starr Report is any good God's starting point.
God remarks, "I don't think I could be elected God. I'd lose to some would-be savior who said, 'Read my lips - No more sense of shame.' We have occasional pep rallies in heaven. While years ago they sang rousing psalms of 'God for eternity' now I get a qualified endorsement of '4 more years, 4 more years.'"
Bio & Book Info: I am also the author of "Gerty the Pig." A co-written pop rock song of mine, entitled "Pop Star" (performed & co-written by Billy Livesay) is currently being played on U.S. radio stations. It is available at iTunes and Napster. A co-written song, "Halloween" (performed and co-written by Steve Goodie) was given nice play by XM Satellite Radio.
Direct Amazon link is
http://www.amazon.com/Louie-Interviews-Really-Thinks-Universe/dp/1430328797/ref=sr_1_1/102-0071223-8958520?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1191102896&sr=8-1
Direct Barnes and Noble link is
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9781430328797&itm=1
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone I get and who gets me. Stephen Hawking, Lisa Randall, Robert Bork, Justice Scalia, Bob Dylan, Martin Rees, A true prophet
(Can there be any other?)
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