Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot My other Jesus is a Camaro.

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25 years old
Valrico, Florida
United States



Last Login: 11/28/2009
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    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's Interests
General[://sexualharassment...:] ... impromptu drinking games in unsuspecting locations, taking advantage of intoxicated co-workers, and browsing through porn on company time. //joke America is all about speed ... ... Hot, nasty, badass speed. --Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936-- [://insertpseudoracecarhere...:] I have a little bit more than just a general interest in motor vehicles, but I'm not obnoxious about it. Most of the time, I'll leave my carspeak for message boards like Tampa Racing. Eventually (probably in the far future) I'll decide what to do with my silly Z32. I don't even mean to give it "future project car" status. I'm not that hopeful or optimistic, but I guess I am a little attached to it. It's just not worth it to do anything to this POS as it currently sits and prepping it for sale at a price I would be satisfied with just isn't going to happen. Partly because the car won't be worth the repairs and partly because it's a pain in the ass to mess with. Not only because everything is difficult to reach and get to, but also because whenever I mess with one thing on this car, something else breaks, seperates, or burns out. // If I'm not wasting time on the interwebs ... well ... I take that back; I'm always wasting time on the Internet. If I don't have a fast approaching deadline for something and I don't have anything better to do, I'm usually at the computer. //
MusicAaron's music is like Aaron's love ... hard and fast. I suppose if I had to endorse one band right now, it would probably be Eagles of Death Metal. // KAZY is the best artist I've discovered through MySpace though. //
Movies300. // Batman Begins is the best comic book / superhero movie to-date (though 300 isn't far behind). I mean, BB is better than the actual comic book. It's not nearly as ridiculous, and that's hard to accomplish in one of those movies. // The Boondock Saints. // So far, I've only seen one movie that features chick receiving impromptu open-heart surgery with a chainsaw and a baby getting shot in the face, so naturally, I have to include the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead. // Equilibrium is like a violent version of Orwell's book, 1984, thus making it exponentially more entertaining. // Fight Club. // Grandma's Boy. // Idiocracy. // Pulp Fiction. // Reservoir Dogs. // Se7en. // Serenity is my favorite Sci-Fi movie. // Thank You for Smoking. // Tombstone. // I also dig Vince Vaughn's ad-libbing prowess and his description of the "motorboat." Wedding Crashers is a movie I can appreciate. //
TelevisionThe Flight of the Conchords is the new hotness. // The Ultimate Fighter and all other things related to the UFC. I'd definitely watch more fights from Pride FC if it weren't so painfully Japanese. I've also been known to watch some IFL and WEC when I'm bored. // Overhaulin' and Biker Build-off if TLC would stop fucking around, do another season, or give it a set timespot at least. // I also like watching my hero, Dr. Christian Troy (Nip / Tuck), save the world by putting it to one hot bitch at a time. Or more than one ... on special occasions. // On that note, Rescue Me is alright show, but I don't watch it as much anymore for some reason. // The Office. // Arrested Development. Damn you for cancelling it, FOX! // Sleeper Cell is the shit. // Also, South Park > Futurama > ATHF > Boondocks > Samurai Champloo > and then somewhere way at the bottom ... Family Guy (the newer episodes are the worst). //
BooksGreen Eggs and Ham ... actually, besides text books and occasionally, other political propaganda books, I only read magazines. "MAXIM" -- most definitely -- and "Car and Driver" are the two big ones. C & R writers have a decent sense of humor whereas with other auto magazines, their sense of humor is either non-existent, or lame (i.e. most all performance upgrade magazines; they may be somewhat informative, but they tend to be pretty boring reads). Stuff magazine seems like it's written by MAXIM's bench-warmers or fired interns. That publication is just ... irritating to me.
HeroesMamta. // Dad. // Gramps. // Then see "Television" ... and add John Hirsch, Capt. Sigurdur "Iceman" Petursson, Nick Naylor, Tyler Durden, and Bender B. Rodriguez. If you're asking yourself "who the hell are these guys?" You'd better step back and re-evaluate your life right now.

     Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Tampa
Body type:5' 9" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Master Debater

   Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's Schools
University Of South Florida
Tampa,Florida
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Criminology
 

2002 to 2007
Brooks County High School
Quitman,Georgia
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002



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About me:
One day, I hope to be the leading cause of STDs or unplanned pregnancies on Craigslist.org, ruining the lives of thousands of hookers everywhere. Just kidding.
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Who I'd like to meet:
C.J. Gibson. // Summer Glau. // An internationally-notorious jewel thief or intelligence operative. // A wise and omniscient ninja ... who has maybe taken the time from his busy and glamorous life of assassinating aristocrats, doing back flips off people's faces, killing the hell out of 'gorillagons' (half-gorilla, half-dragon), and uppercutting punk-ass kids for getting uppity, just to answer various random questions in the 'webbernetting' format (whatever the hell that means). // "New Zealand's Fourth Most Popular Guitar-based, Digi-bongo, Acapella / Rap / Funk / Comedy, Folk duo!" // Any aspiring magician whose theme music is "Final Countdown" by Europe. //




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d.fαír☆

d.fαír☆



Nov 19 2009 4:23 PM

whatever i had him way before you
d.fαír☆

d.fαír☆



Nov 17 2009 3:53 PM

yay. now aj and his heterosexual life partner can spend all their time together again.
d.fαír☆

d.fαír☆



Oct 15 2009 3:15 PM

thats more like it ;)
d.fαír☆

d.fαír☆



Oct 10 2009 5:30 PM

so after all that complainin about you not bein on my top. im not even on yours? wtf?
TAL

TAL



May 8 2009 4:18 AM

So how's the car situation working out?
KAZY (IS WATCHING YOU)

KAZY (IS WATCHING YOU)



Apr 16 2009 3:45 PM

Yo.. hope things are kickin ass for ya! Our hit single just released.... "MASK". Come by and give it a listen. Emotional, relationship song... yeah one of those! lol

KAZY
KAZY (IS WATCHING YOU)

KAZY (IS WATCHING YOU)



Feb 25 2009 8:37 PM

Hey.. Just stoppin by to leave some love! Hope things are awesome for ya! Stop by... new tune is about losing a close friend.. called 'PLEASE'. Come comment your opinion of it! Be in touch! KAZY
Fairbear

Fairbear



Nov 18 2008 9:00 AM

I like that version better than Chris Cornell's. That other guy looks like Michael from Arrested Development to me. But then again, all white people look the same.
Fairbear

Fairbear



Jul 24 2008 6:08 AM

nevermind. It sent me to the wrong clip at first. The chick uses the tonfas. Pretty neat I guess. The next step is the lightsabor codpiece.
Fairbear

Fairbear



Jul 24 2008 6:06 AM

I watched that clip. He was just holding a regular lightsabor droppoint along his forearm like a knife. No tonfa in evidence. I guess they just wanted to give the guy his own style. It does look kinda sinister because it's hidden behind his back as often as not.
AJ better than OJ

AJ better than OJ



May 21 2008 6:51 PM

I have been busy.
I told you it would take me a while.
Fairbear

Fairbear



May 5 2008 8:44 AM

Jesus, man. I've got it up on YouTube and that Thrice cover of Eleanor Rigby is fucking painful.
Fairbear

Fairbear



Apr 24 2008 3:20 AM

I need to start doing some of my book research online, because my ADD is keeping me from reading anything that isn't bite-sized. Know of anything? Bear in mind that accuracy is much more important to me than most people.
AJ better than OJ

AJ better than OJ



Apr 8 2008 8:18 PM

Their real names are Daisy and Tyler!
Geez!
Stupid Asian!
♥♥♥Ms. Scott ♥♥♥

♥♥♥Ms. Scott ♥♥♥



Mar 9 2008 5:26 PM

Just wanted to stop by and say "hi", so.... hi.
AJ better than OJ

AJ better than OJ



Feb 24 2008 5:39 PM

HA!
Not a good comeback!
It's just oh so true!
AJ better than OJ

AJ better than OJ



Feb 24 2008 5:33 PM

What an asshole.
AJ better than OJ

AJ better than OJ



Feb 24 2008 3:34 PM

I heard you got the sickness.
I hope you feel better hun.
<3
Joey
Shannon

Shannon



Feb 14 2008 9:52 PM

i googled it.

i thought it meant something completely different from Valentine's Day.

which it does.

it irks me that people have me telling me happy v day all day when i know what it really stands for now.
Shannon

Shannon



Feb 14 2008 9:11 PM

What is the real meaning of V day?
AJ better than OJ

AJ better than OJ



Feb 12 2008 9:44 PM

I love you HOT AJ!
Shannon

Shannon



Jan 24 2008 6:07 PM

What are you doing online???
AJ better than OJ

AJ better than OJ



Jan 23 2008 12:38 AM

Because I love him oh so much.
LOL
Yeah.
So I love you guy!
Shannon

Shannon



Jan 18 2008 6:20 PM

So. . .how's it going?
Fairbear

Fairbear



Jan 16 2008 1:04 PM

Peyton would be a kickass uncle. "I'll kill a snitch. I'm not saying I have and I'm not saying I haven't. Know what I mean?"
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