writing, performing, profanity and general bad ideas
NEW ALBUM: "Illegal, On Time, and Aroused" is now available at these fine places: NOTE: the above link will open iTunes
more good things:
If you have XM you can request some random clips they have of me by clicking the image above.
Music
I'll listen to 30seconds of anything once... if it doesn't suck I might listen again... maybe.
Movies
This is where I read.
Television
Dora the Explorer, Where in the world is Carmen San Diego, The Wiggles, Clifford, and IFC Documentaries about prison sex.
Books
The Koran, The Ho-Lay Bible (damn it! I'm gangsta) and anything about theoretical quantum physics or featuring that curious little monkey George!
Heroes
Miracle Whip, Spear Guns, and The Regret Compound. Oh, and Santa.
From the guys over at SINDADDY: great band, check them out!
And Many more Yeah, it's a retarded bit I do... I don't get it either. But feel free to keep sending them. Oh, and enough with the cock picks, I can't post those. Sorry.
University Of Alabama At Birmingham
Birmingham,Alabama
Graduated: 1950
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Understanding the definition of wasted time
Minor: Theater
"We have one priceless universal trait, we Americans. That trait is our humor. What a pity it is that it is not more prevalent in our art. This characteristic alone, being national and indigenous, could, by concentrating our emotional forces inward upon themselves, do for us what England's insularity did for English art during the reign of Elizabeth. One trouble with us American artists is that we take our art and ourselves too seriously. And perhaps seeing ourselves in the eyes of our fellow artists, will enable those who have strayed to establish anew a sound contact with the fountainhead of our American life." - William Faulkner
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who doesn't make me want to shoot them in the face. i travel a lot so i like to meet people from all over, and that includes you.. unless you suck, then by all means leave me alone. And of course the elderly.
OOOH I'm so bummed we missed you. I didn't pay attention to the dates you were in town! Barry asked me when you were coming and I thought it was this month the week we didn't have the kids. I got part of it right. We didn't have the kids when you were here I just got the week wrong. I'm an ass. So sorry. any chance of a next time? When will you bring your girl again? Oh, when did you say you were going to Mexico? Let's plan a trip to all go together so my hubband and I can renew our vows and we can throw down like rockstars!!! Muah
Cumulus finally sent their corporate attorneys after me... apparently a 14 year old stumbled upon some material that may have been deemed "inappropriate" on my personal page.
Davis, sorry I didn't make it this week I was moving furniture. However, if you had helped then I could have come perhaps! haha Lemme know before you leave and I will be happy see you and buy you a shot of jager or twenty. Signed, The Devil
whatup Matt! long time no see man. looks like things are going well for you. good to see that! im up in the maine area for for, maybe i can make it out for a show soon. take care!
IT'S A PARTY!!! And you are invited! MAY 1st Club Catalyst (formerly Bluecat's) 125 E. Jackson Ave Knoxville, TN 1220 will be rocking the house and releasing their new CD "Killing for a Living" The Tequila Girlz will be serving up sexy all night! PLUS- other special guests and surprises are in store
