Max

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  • Max Patera

  • 21 / Male
  • Moorpark, California, US
  • Last Login: 7/16/2009

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Status and Mood

  • Max Patera I just got back home. I had a great trip!
    Mood: excited excited
    8 hours ago
  • Max Patera Tomorrow I'm flying from Virginia to Orlando, then to LA.
    Mood: excited excited
    at 3:48 AM Jul 15
  • Max Patera My dad's wedding reception is today. I'm so excited!
    Mood: excited excited
    at 6:31 PM Jul 11
  • Max Patera I'm staying with people at a nice house in Virginia now.
    Mood: excited excited
    at 3:47 AM Jul 10
  • Max Patera I just spent the day in Washington, D.C.! We went to a lot of places on the National Mall, and I took lots of pictures.
    Mood: excited excited
    at 3:55 AM Jul 9

Interests

  • General

    Computers, Facebook, MySpace, Linux, computer languages, life, imagination, daydreaming, procrastinating, fractals, Judaism, food, math, sciences, comedy, sleep, school, Wikipedia, philosophy, knowledge, looking things up on the Internet, photography, sex, intimacy, cuddling, romance, etymology, linguistics, words, arguing, fun, love, girls, hippies, liberals, people, diversity, politics, equality, civil rights movements, autism, music, singing, dancing, clubbing, thinking, quotes, wandering, and anything else that is interesting.
  • Music

    I like most music. I enjoy any type of music except that which is annoyingly repetitive. But I especially like rock and industrial music. Music can be very powerful. I especially like music that you can feel with your heart. I usually listen to Pandora. Sometimes I just do a Google search for a music video.
  • Movies

    A lot. Comedy, action, etc. I'm starting to like the artsy ones more now.
  • Television

    A lot, especially cartoons and comedy.
  • Books

    Dictionary, encyclopedia, Bible, scientific magazines, etc. Non-fiction mainly.
  • Heroes

    Anyone who is a good person, especially my parents, and all the great thinkers of the world.
    Also, Albert Einstein is pretty awesome. I think I have a lot in common with him.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Moorpark
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Student, tutor
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Networking

Companies

  • Congregation B'nai Emet

    2003 to present
  • Moorpark College

    February 2009 to present

Latest Blog Entries

Illusion Of The Day

SuperPoke!

Truth Box

Save Endangered Animals

Blurbs

About me:

Hi! I'm Max. I am eccentric. I am never mean. I don't usually start conversations. I am smart, funny, kind, and I like interesting things. I am a computer nerd and I am spiritual and emotional. I have Asperger Syndrome (high-functioning autism). It's not a disease or a disorder that should be cured, it's just a neurological difference. I like to learn. I don't like sports that much. I'm addicted to the Internet. I don't really like talking on phones. I'm not really good at writing things, like "About me" sections or essays. I think sometimes I'm hard to understand, as a complex human being. I believe I have an INTP personality type. I can't really describe myself in words, you'll just have to get to know me. Oh, and I'm awesome. And you are too! Well, you probably are, anyway.

You should talk to me about stuff. It'll be fun.

I'm always posting interesting bulletins on MySpace. Check them out.

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View my Ovi Profile (my photo collection).

Quotes:

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." - Mark Twain

"'Ve'ahavta l'rayecha kamocha' - 'And you shall love you neighbor as yourself' (Leviticus 19:18) That is the whole Torah. All the rest is commentary. Now go and study" - Rabbi Hillel

Im tirtsu, ein zo agada. If you wish it, it is not a myth. - Theodor Herzl

"To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." - Ecclesiastes 3:1

This is the day which the LORD has made; Let us rejoice and be glad in it. - Psalm 118:24

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Hillel used to say: "In a place where there are no men, strive to be a man." (Pirkei Avot 2:5)

It will come about after this That I will pour out My Spirit on all mankind; And your sons and daughters will prophesy, Your old men will dream dreams, Your young men will see visions.(Joel 2:28)

Little do men perceive what solitude is, and how far it extendeth. For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures, and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love. —Sir Francis Bacon

No human race is superior; no religious faith is inferior. All collective judgments are wrong. Only racists make them. - Elie Wiesel

"Prayer cannot bring water to parched fields, or mend a broken bridge, or rebuild a ruined city; but prayer can water an arid soul, mend a broken heart, and rebuild a weakened will." - Gates of Prayer

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. - Alexander Graham Bell

Variety is the spice of life.

The truth is somewhere in the middle.

"Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more chance
Why can't we give love give love give love give love
give love give love give love give love give love
'Cause love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And loves dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves"
- "Under Pressure" By Queen and David Bowie

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. - Henry David Thoreau

If I am not for myself, then who will be for me? And if I am only for myself, what am I? And if not now, when? - Rabbi Hillel

The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, and becomes nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn and feel and change and grow and love and live. - Leo Buscaglia

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same." - Jonathan Davis

"All things in moderation, including moderation."

Pretty much anything said by Albert Einstein.

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

"Envy consists in seeing things never in themselves, but only in their relations. If you desire glory, you may envy Napoleon, but Napoleon envied Caesar, Caesar envied Alexander, and Alexander, I daresay, envied Hercules, who never existed." - Bertrand Russell

Life's a bitch and then you die.

"The road to happiness lies in two simple principles: find what it is that interests you and that you can do well, and when you find it, put your whole soul into it - every bit of energy and ambition and natural ability you have." - John D. Rockefeller III

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend." - Albert Camus

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Who I'd like to meet:

Everyone!

I have friend requests from a month ago that I haven't gotten to looking at. I'm kind of lazy, and most of the friend requests are spam, so I don't look at them very often. So if you want to add me, you should probably send a message with the request.

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  • Jul 12 2009 1:25 PM

  • Jul 12 2009 12:23 AM

    Have a great weekend!
  • Jul 10 2009 8:34 AM

    Hey whats up? How are you? Just letting you know our prices on beer , alcohol & Hookah for only $10
    WE DONT HAVE $5 OR $10 MINIMUMS PER PERSON LIKE OTHER HOOKAH BARS!!!
    THIS IS NOT A SPECIAL!!! WE ALWAYS HAVE THIS PRICES!!!
    We have cheapest beer & cocktail prices in town. Our hours are 7pm to 2am Thu tru Sun.
    OUR PRICES ON BEER are $2.75 for Domestic & $3.75 for Imports.
    PRICES ON COCKTAILS ARE $4 to $7 DOLLARS.
    1LITTER AMF & BULLFIGHTER COCKTAILS ARE $17 DOLLARS
    ALL HOUSE SHOTS ARE $4 DOLLARS
    OUR HOOKAH IS ONLY $10 FOR SINGLE FLAVORS & $13 FOR OUR HOUSE MIXES.
    SO DONT MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT DEALS & STOP BY TO KIS-KISS CAFE> TEL 805-306-0929
  • Jul 2 2009 7:26 AM

    Thank You!
  • Jun 30 2009 9:47 PM

    Open your eyes is here to help bring hope back into people's hearts and minds. We're here to listen to your story. We're here to understand, love, and help. We're here to listen, scream, cry, laugh, hold, and to care. We hope that you find love and hope in your hearts at some point in your life and are able to take in the air you breathe and appreciate every last breath. We want to end the suffering and fill every last beating heart with hope.
    Let's share our stories, let's scream them out with all that we have. Let's forget the pain we have endured and remember all of the love we have felt. If you find yourself losing hope remember the ones that care, the ones that truly love you even if it doesn't seem like it half the time. Do not lose hope. You have one story to tell, one journey to wonder on.
    If you ever need to talk to someone we're here. We wont judge, I promise:)
    Peace,
    love,
    and happiness,
    -Kaci
    <3 Open your eyes.
    To help spread the word just find the banner you like on our page and post it on yours. Also, just spread the word in conversations. Also, we would appreciate it if you could send in some creative fan pictures, I have an idea. I'm also working on an OYE book so if you have art,. poetry, your story, etc. I would love to include it in there so just send it in a message and along with it write your name and age. We also have a twitter. twitter.com/openyoureyess
  • Jun 8 2009 5:33 AM

    that's tremendous!! what's your career goal/dream job?
  • Jun 7 2009 3:31 AM

    congratulations on graduating! what did you get your degree in?
  • Jun 2 2009 7:37 PM

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  • May 31 2009 10:30 PM

    Thanks for the friendship.. Hope you enjoy the music and message behind it. My mission in life is to fight Human Trafficking. understanding the individual pain of others is sometimes to painful for an other individual to touch and that is frightening ...what i mean is that someone whose life is not traumatized and brutalized as a regular sequence of every day events unconsciously seeks the camouflage and shelter of apathy and banality from the reality of such devastating anguish and terror ...but the spirit of young people who are used as sex slaves in the systematized global industry of human trafficking is now reaching out to the human fellowship in hope and desperation and through technology ...it is scary when humanity turns a blind eye to this horror ...its like ignoring genocide whilst it is happening ...what i am asking is that if you hear the cry of these young people who are existing in an environment of torture and brutality each and every day that you then please do not turn away from them ...please reach deeply into your heart and soul and please in 2009 join a movement or become a part of an event that challenges modern slavery in the 21st century ...

    -Colin
  • May 25 2009 8:06 PM

    you should test your self by joining an anger management club so that you can expose yourself to all the mean ppl out there. and if your never mean when they yell at you bc thats what they do is yell bc thats just them then you'll be nicer then the nicest
  • May 25 2009 3:56 AM

    wow your never mean. thats like impossible. What about to like super mean people are you nice to them too?
  • May 23 2009 3:25 AM

    haha mmmkay. =]
  • May 21 2009 10:06 PM

    Hokey doke. Tuesday it is!
  • May 21 2009 8:37 PM

    Oooch. Ermmm, how doessss... Tuesday sound? At like 1pm? At the Starbucks down the street?
  • May 21 2009 6:57 PM

    Definately. Right now I'm a lil sick, but maybe likeeee next week we'll go get coffee or something.
  • May 21 2009 7:15 AM

    Hey you. It was nice having you in macro. Too bad we didn't talk to much. But hey, I live right down the street I think. On Varsity? We should have coffee sometime.
  • May 15 2009 7:56 PM

    Thank you very much for taking your time to understand our message. We have only been operating for a short period of time now and the have been impresed with the tremendous amout of support we have recieved thus far. We will continue to keep you updated on our progress and look forward to seeing how we can get you involved
  • May 3 2009 10:36 PM

    PARTY TUESDAY 05/05/2009
    KIS KISS IS CELEBRATING ITS 5 TH B-DAY +CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DONT MISS OUT OUR SPECIAL $5 HOOKAHS; $1.99 BEERS AND $ 4 COCKTAILS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • May 1 2009 4:58 PM

    Thank you to everyone for the love and support after my sister Annie's passing, who was the creator of our company and brand.

    I'm trying to take this to the next level! Would love your help.

    Read our blog to find out about our special all size sale and how you can support us by putting some stuff on your page.

    GET A SHIRT TODAY
    ..
  • Apr 26 2009 9:23 AM

    Hey whats up? How are you? Just letting you know that we changed our prices on beer & alcohol.
    Now we have cheapest beer & cocktail prices in town.We are also open now for lunch. Our new hours are 11am to 2am Thu tru Sun.
    WE HAVE EVERY THR & SAT DOMESTIC BEER FOR ONLY $2.50. REGULAR PRICE $2.75
    REGULAR PRICE ON COCKTAILS NOW ARE $5 to $7 DOLLARS
    1LITTER AMF & BULLFIGHTER COCKTAILS ARE $17 DOLLARS
    ALL HOUSE SHOTS ARE $3 DOLLARS>
    SO DONT MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT DEALS & STOP BY TO KIS-KISS CAFE> TEL 805-306-0929
  • Apr 24 2009 2:29 PM


    Have a great weekend!

    Sharon~
  • Apr 23 2009 4:54 PM

    Join us at the Asperger Women Association Forum.
    A place for parents, family, friends, aspies, and auties (we have male & female members) to raise awareness and make a difference! http://z4.invisionfree.com/Apserger_Women/index.php?

  • Apr 22 2009 6:57 PM

    Hey Max,

    Thanks for adding Amnesty International USA as a friend. It's caring and committed people like you who make the human rights movement such a success.


    Stay tuned into the latest human rights news by checking out our new blog (http://blog.amnestyusa.org) or by subscribing to our Twitter feed (www.twitter.com/amnesty).


    Take care!
  • Apr 22 2009 1:51 AM



    Sharon~
  • Apr 20 2009 10:26 AM

    Hi, Max, thanks for the friend link.


    I hope you and your friends check out my two
    podcasts, www.hackerpublicradio.org (my eps are mirrored
    at www.deepgeek.us as
    well as at my new show "Talk Geek To Me" at "www.talkgeektome.us".


    Thanks Again...
    Deepgeek



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