Nowhere Fast
Andrew Buchmann
Andrew Buchmann Teach Children to Worship Satan!

Male
23 years old
A cemetery called, Florida
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
Mood: sick Mood Image
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    Nowhere Fast's Interests
GeneralI may act tough, but I'm a rude boy at heart.I can live off of Ramen, Miller High Life, History, Politics, and muZac on wAx.
MusicPunk, Hardcore, Ska, Thrash, Folk, Bluegrass, Hair Metal, Psychobilly, and STEEL PANTHER.
MoviesThe Lion King was the greatest movie ever made, I cried 16 times, but Mighty Ducks is a close 2nd. I'm also a fan of Godzilla movies circa 1975.
TelevisionI don't have cable so its pretty much a movie box.
BooksAmerican Hardcore, Nina, Punk is a four letter word, Like hell, Banned in DC, His bright light, etc.
Heroes
Groups: THOSE KIDS SUCK!!!coming together as one.

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     Nowhere Fast's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Maitland
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:no thanks!
Income:Less than $30,000

   Nowhere Fast's Schools
Brookdale Community College
Lincroft,NJ
Graduated: N/A
Degree: none
Major: History
Minor: Political Science
 

2009 to 2009
University Of Central Florida
Orlando,FL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Social Science Education
Minor: Political Science
 

2008 to Present
Valencia Community College
Orlando,Florida
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Electrical Engineering
 

2005 to 2008
Audio Recording Technology Institute
Orlando, FLORIDA
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Audio Engineering
 

2004 to 2005
Lyman High School
Longwood, FLORIDA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2000 to 2004

   Nowhere Fast's Companies
Swamp Cabbage Records
New Jersey, Florida US
CEO

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   Nowhere Fast's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Andrew. I'm a libertarian and I'm currently training for the beard olympics. I just spent some 7 months on the Jersey shore, but I'm back home now and I just got a new pace downtown. I have a pet snake. I'm into vinyl and tattoos. l go to UCF, I play drums for War Tortle, I play washboard for Gnarly Whales, and I own Swamp Cabbage Records. I'm contemplating converting to Jainism, and I'm frightened to death of babies. Not much more you need to know.





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Who I'd like to meet:
The Swamp Cabbage Man.

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Lucky 17 Screen Printing

Lucky 17 Screen Printing



Nov 25 2009 7:32 PM

Check out those prices guys! Click on that skull for the link!


Public Display of Infection

Public Display of Infection



Nov 23 2009 6:47 PM

12/9/09
Swamp Cabbage Records/booking

Swamp Cabbage Records/booking



Nov 23 2009 6:43 PM

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THE GREEN GOBLYN PROJECT ( HORROR PUNK ? )



Nov 19 2009 11:44 PM


 

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Define Normal Promotion’s



Nov 16 2009 11:31 PM


 


 

loudmouth

Holly Herzog



Nov 15 2009 7:40 PM

naw i gotta eat dinner in sanford with my parents tonight :..
loudmouth

Holly Herzog



Nov 15 2009 6:11 PM

hey so i feel like i havnt seen you in a long time and i'd really like to hang out this week
HALF MAN HALF AMAZING

Robert Porter



Nov 10 2009 6:01 AM

so in your info it says this pace downtown im curious tell me about it?
RICKY R.F.K.

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Nov 9 2009 7:32 PM

come hang out
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Loran

Loran wheatley



Nov 8 2009 11:09 PM

haha yeah neil said you guys were fuckin around on his myspace
Johnny Laursen

Johnny Laursen



Nov 7 2009 6:02 AM

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Laursen, John

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my address
Loran

Loran wheatley



Nov 6 2009 4:29 AM

you pretending to be neil on his myspace lol dont deny it
cupcake

Wendy Darling



Nov 6 2009 4:00 AM

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Loran

Loran wheatley



Nov 5 2009 8:13 AM

ASSHOLLLEEEEEE! haha i knew it was you thats why i was fuckin around
Jessica. The Polyphemus Moth

Jessica. The  Polyphemus Moth



Nov 2 2009 4:29 PM

1 week!

MAH!
Unlikely Alibi

Unlikely Alibi



Oct 27 2009 10:42 PM

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Rockstar Pussy -NEW RECORD OUT NOW!!!



Oct 27 2009 6:22 PM




Fünf Jahre nach "BLACK DEMON GIRL" endlich wieder ne nen neuen Silberling!


Ab 30.10.2009 über unsere Website http://www.rockstar-pussy.de oder auf unserer myspacesite erhältlich!!!


Song Nr.5 "United" ist Online - Check it out!!!



Loopy & Amberly's Wife ♥

Candy Warmuth



Oct 27 2009 4:20 PM

Well, please apologize to her for me. I think she is gorgeous and I really want to cuddle with her one day :) I will never move away from Fl again....I thought moving to Texas would be awesome but after living there for 1 month I decided that nowhere can be better than Florida. ha. Next time we have a party or even a small get together you guys should come back out and chill with us! It wouls be really cool to see you all again :D
Morgue

Ka Zam



Oct 25 2009 1:14 AM


Johnny Laursen

Johnny Laursen



Oct 24 2009 4:53 PM

Address In Iraq

Laursen, John
Echo 2-14 INF
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APO: AE09308
Gnarly Whales (NEW LAYOUT)

Gnarly Whales (NEW LAYOUT)



Oct 22 2009 2:19 PM

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the hero in heroin

the hero in heroin



Oct 21 2009 1:00 AM

I know your were kidding, silly. Let me know about the shows and I shoudl be able to make my way out there.
the hero in heroin

the hero in heroin



Oct 20 2009 1:58 AM

And I want to see your band. There's nothing more to life than watching someone play the washboard.
the hero in heroin

the hero in heroin



Oct 20 2009 1:57 AM

That was like the best comment ever. Hey, if you want to go, I do have an extra ticket:)
the hero in heroin

the hero in heroin



Oct 18 2009 12:24 AM

Why haven't you Tabi and I hungout yet?
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