COME SEE REAVER, HINDU PEZ, STATIK SADISM THIS FRIDAY AT BAR NON IN VA BEACH!!!! THERE WILL BE SEXY WOMEN WHO WILL LET YOU BUY THEM BOOZE IN EXCHANGE FOR THEM TO SAY WORDS TO YOU!!!
THEN TUESDAY GRAB SOME SKANK AND DRESS HER UP REAL PRETTY LIKE YOUR MOM AND TAKE HER TO THE GOTH PROM AT THE WAVE....
BUT DONT SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY JUST YET BECAUSE THERES MORE...... THATS RIGHT YOU SACK OF CRAP THERES MORE...
REAVER, WITH SPECIAL GUESTS HERETICS IN THE LAB, DJ FIGUREHEAD AND ANOTHER LOCAL ACT OF ELECTRONIC POWERED AWESOME...LIVE, THATS RIGHT FUCKING LIVE UNLIKE THOSE SUICIDE VICTIMS HANGING FROM THOSE RAFTER IN YOUR ATTIC....AT GILS IN VIRGINIA BEACH!!!!!!!!
WHO KNOWS YOU MIGHT GET THE AMAZING AND INFAMOUS "R" TO AUTOGRAPH YOUR TITTIES!!! OR MAYBE THE ILLUSTRIOUS MIKO WILL DO THINGS TO YOU IN HIS ASIAN VAN OF DOOOOOOOOOM
-[ SUNDAY 5.10. 09 -[ hERETICS iN tHE lAB -[ + -[ LOW ON SANITY -[ + -[ DJ Miko LeStrange -[ DJ Figurehead -[ Live at the Jewish Mother -[ $8.00 in advance / $10. 00 at the door -[ an all ages show < Attendance is mandatory. >
MC7C's "Pigment of Your Imagination" Art Show and Charity Event. Tons of Artists, Free Food, DJ's Spinning Music. Alice in Wonderland meets Circus Theme. The HOTTEST Art Show since 2007's Joan of Art Show! Come out, donate to charity, and help change the community! Grab your friends, kids, or freaks to attend this fascinating show!
Forget your typical boring Tuesday night and come rock out with these 3 amazing bands! It's a show you don't want to miss! Hope to see you there!!!! =]
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