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Kevin Hart
Black / Stand-Up / Blue Collar

		"God Bless" Male 28 years old Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA United States Last Login: 6/13/2008

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While working as a shoe salesman in Philadelphia, I decided to give standup a try at a local comedy club's amateur night. I was a success and began performing full time at clubs such as the Boston Comedy Club, Caroline's, Stand-Up NY, The Improvisation, The Laugh Factory and The Comedy Store in Los Angeles. My performance at the Montreal Comedy Festival led to work in feature films such as Paper Soldiers , Scary Movie 3 & 4 & Along Came Polly. I had also made guest appearances on the TV series Undeclared (2002) and worked on a pilot called Class of '06 (2002). My executive-producer, wrotes and starred in the ABC-TV sitcom The Big House, which debuted April 2, 2004 and was loosely based on My family in Philly. I also played the lead role of Nashawn in Soul Plane , about a man who is awarded $100 million as a settlement after a humiliating and horrific experience on a commercial airline flight. In 2005 I won a Platinum Mic Viewers Choice Award at the BET Comedy Awards. Thats right bitches u haters cant see me! soo so losen up your purple thong & leave the hate at your mammas house

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