Even though I used to work in the Meat Department at your local Stater Bastards...
I silently cursed every one of my customers after I served them...
Truthfully, I really did...
The Fifth Element, The Cell, The Messenger, Unbreakable, Pretty much everything with Milla Jovovich and Bruce Willis-They're hot.
Uhh...8mm was fun...Face/Off, Zoolander, Dummy, Shaolin Soccer, What Dreams May Come, Princess Mononoke, Ninja Scroll, Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her...Blah blah blah!
Television
Usually Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and LOGO if it's available.
Books
I, Lucifer
Queen Bees & Wannabees
Clown Girl
Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey
A Void
Snuff
The Life Of The Wife Is Ended By The Knife
The Waterborn
The Blackgod
The Dark Child
Hipless Wonders
Wizardry
Deep Wizardry
The Wizard's Dilemna
Alien Secrets
Shapeshifters
Animorphs
Animorphs: Megamorphs
The Andalyte Chronicles
Blood and Chocolate
The Silver Kiss
The Joy of Sex
Advanced Sex Techniques
Les Espointes Futuarism
The "Play"
Li Lun
The Cow-Tail Switch
Forging New Roads
Whet Kine Yu Wan?
Heroes
Hmm...I guess I haven't really met anyone yet that I would consider to be my hero...I guess my mom is the only one I respect that way...Raising 4 kids for that many years all by herself...
Chino Senior High
Chino, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2005
Degree: Professional
Major: It's Hard to Concentrate...
Clubs: Latino Club
Asian Club
Space Out Club
Hello, I'm Jonny; and you are?
If you introduce yourself formally, I'll lllove you ALMOST forever!
Also, I'm obsessing with a pacifist...
Just in case you know.
We burn the fat off our souls.
Enough of that though...
On to the blah blah blah...
I would be a Bunny I'm a Back-to-Back Hypochondriac Panic Attack, in human form.
I like tea and cakes for tea and cake time!
I chase pregnant cats!
I chase them until they give up running & lay down, henceforth; I run past them and forget their existence...
I wantwanted kinda want to do this:
Also, I have wings.
If you ask me to show you, I will.
But don't ask me to tell you what they're for, because I will....
I think I like music...
Like, A LOT!!!
My iPod Beng LeBang has expired...But he has been replaced by Gamay Beaujolais, who will exact his revenge by consuming massive amounts of music!
His appetite just might be insatiable...
Tell me about music you like, if you say I should probably download it and like it too...
I WILL.
If I like you in any way, my spirit will be all up on you.
And in my head, I'm like: "Dood, I'm etherealizing all around you..."
I don't judge people...
At least not openly; but I won't turn around to talk shit behind someone's back...(never mind, I do.)
If I have something to say or I feel a certain way about you, you'll hear it...If you ask.
I do a lot for my friends.
Or I would, if they asked me to.
I rarely think twice about helping someone out, unless I ABSOLUTELY cant.
I want to be a Psychopomp!
I like my tension to be palpable.
I'm obsessed with Jillian Ann.
I love people more than they love me.
I'm suspicious of people.
I'm tired of people hiding things from me...
I always think know that everyone has some sort of hidden agenda...
I'm sorry if I take everything to heart; including actions, words, and things not said.
Call it a character flaw.
I can't bring myself to tell myself the truth about myself. (?)
Sometimes I hate my life.
Sometimes I love my life.
Sometimes I think about everything that I've done, and I just laugh out loud.
Not the LOL kind, but real, maniacal laughter...
Sometimes I act out hilarious scenarios in my head when I'm talking to people.
Then I laugh in their faces and they get confused and ask what's funny...
But I don't tell them...
So if I ever laugh in your face for no reason, it's because I just thought of something completely funny to me that involved you in some way.
I think this a lot: ""But what if we all die? Then what...""
It's hard for me to get mad.
But it's also hard for me to forgive.
Which is why I try not to get mad.
I am completely open to anything.
I am horrendously under-appreciated.
I am self-conscious for unknown multiple reasons.
I am constantly tired.
I am a ninja.
I am a Smash Brother; Smash BeeYork to be more precise.
Tell me love isn't true, it's just something that we do.
I am a surrogate father. BootStrap, my loving daughter...Sometimes...
I am slightly confident.
I am scared of not changing.
I am pretty envious.
I get easily attached.
I am easily frustrated.
I like being nice.
I am naive.
I am completely oblivious to the obvious.
I am random.
Yet I am not.
Therefore enigmas are key.
And the key is in the glove...
One wish I've had in my head for a long time that I want granted right before I die is to be a fucking ghost afterwards so I can haunt everyone I EVER met... In a good way, you know what I mean?
Chastity.
-_-;
AiM for the HEART HC Totorro
That means add me on AOL Instant Messenger you fool!
>.>; GAH!
My phone has AiM too!
Talk to it?
PurplePubicPerve
Who I'd like to meet: A prostitute who would give me her soul.
Someone that can peak my interests...
People I would actually talk to...
People who can hold a conversation with me at any given moment...
Which coincides with people I would actually talk to, so...
Whoever said the following:
"Do you Canadians brush your teeth or do you have any?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Hahahahahaha...That is the best question EVER!
You are what you love, not what loves you.
Someone that would make me rather sew up my vagina than look at them.
Uhh...I wanna meet:
Milla Jovovich
&
Bruce Willis
...Kaisey...
My alter-ego: Drudlock
Who else...
Who else?!
OH! I want to meet a mermaid. I would trick her into falling in love with me and then get her to die for me...
And of course, I want to meet you, no matter who you are!!! [lie]
Alex Pardee...So skilled, I LOVE IT!!! YUM!!! He drew my background.
My super-model sister.
My brother/eternal roommate; aka fucking crazy ass mother fucker. In the best possible way! ^_+
He says things like: "A $35 collection notice? Even a stupid lil hummingbird with no wallet can pay that!"
My Pseudo-Twin Sister is cool...Sometimes...
Even if she is a LITTLE homicidal...
Le'B-My friendagerinlaw.
Aeon...
Belladonna
Apnea
Le' Merfolk
Maya Chino
Jenny Kita
Rino Nakasone
Mayuko Kitayama
More like...........forever!! lolz Anywho, yea ive been good...how have u been? im still envious that u can fanaggle the letters to show up green, im sucha noob >.>
Jonny, let's get matching goat tattoos that light up and give us super powers of prudishness, frugality, social mobility and various other Capricornian traits when we're together.
Hey I hope you have a good weekend Im going to head out and watch a Movie tonight Im gonna go check out YEAR ONE. I hope its funny, The hangover ROCKED if you havent seen it. Then I gotta work on my yard this weekend pretty it up with plants etc, Hopefully get some sun.
375,280,963
I would be a Bunny
Bruce Willis
...Kaisey...
