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Phineas T. Castlefinger

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Interests

  • General

    My only real interest right now is to meet this guy called "Tom". He stood by me when nobody else would. I've never personally met you, but my intuition tells me you're a really special person. You saw something in me that no other person on this site did, and, just as soon as I became a member, you became my friend IMMEDIATELY. Tom, thanks again for being my first and best friend on myspace. Long Live Tom!!!

  • Music

    When talented musicians at the top of their game are playing together, I'll listen and usually like almost every kind of music I hear......even your mom's.

  • Movies

    I like the ones that end in total devastation and a little phrase I like to call "Bloodfire". There is, as with everything, one exception: Dolly Parton in Steel Magnolias. Was it me, or did she totally WIPE THE FLOOR with those so-called Academy Award-winning cry babies? No, it isn't me. She DID wipe the floor with them. Alright, I think I've said all I want to right now...must calm down before the cutting starts...again...

  • Television

    The only time I will ever watch TV is when it features people that are so morbidly obese that they can't even leave their bed. These people are usually pushing 1, 000 LBS and have to be lifted out of their bedrooms by a crane. My question is: If they can't leave their rooms, who's constantly feeding them all of this food? BAAAAMMM!! You just got your MIND blown apart with some hardcore riddle!! Welcome to MY world!!

  • Books

    There's more to life than music and movies. I'm pretty sure that, by reading, recent trends in vocabulary and communication would be destroyed. Imagine a giant Mushroom Cloud of Knowledge completely devastating a small, quiet town where people say things like: expecially, expresso, firmiliar, realator, athalete, Valentime's Day, pellowcase, pitcher instead of picture, supposably, the word "like" between almost every word in their sentences, and people who (every few minutes) ask,"Know what I'm saying"? Meanwhile, during this Baptism of Despair, Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World" is played under it (giving the montage a desperate, ironic feel). So, yeah, read a little...

  • Heroes

    Anybody who is willing to die for a cause or to protect another is a true hero. Of course, this is with the provision that I actually BELIEVE IN the cause that someone is willing to die for. If not, than I usually regard that person as lame or "not awesome".

Blurbs

About me:

Ah yes, the "About Me" section! Well, I've really given this A LOT of thought and come up with one solid conclusion: I'm pretty incredible. Don't believe me? Well...you will...you WILL!!

Who I'd like to meet:

someone (male or female) who will let me give them an "Indian Sunburn". Also, I'd like to meet someone who, like me, agrees that the only way to truly resolve a disagreement or dispute is to leg wrestle. Why? Cuz I'm the friggin' leg wrestling champeen! That's right , not a typo, the champEEn! I mean I only RULE at leg wrestling and will turn you into an embryonic puddle of humiliated jelly if you dare to even SUGGEST a round with me.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Irving, TX...I'm quite the gypsy.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: International Hand Model

Companies

  • Healthy Hands Inc.

    • Milan, IT
    1998-present

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