chris
chris gaehner
chris gaehner Indeed! I've awoken to find that I am still dreaming...

Male
34 years old
Beijing, Beijing
China



Last Login: 10/26/2009
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    chris's Interests
GeneralThe list is long, but here is the abridged version. Internal Chinese kung fu, (eg. Hsing-I, Pa Kua, and Chen Tai Chi Chuan.) Traditional Chinese Medicine, (eg. Accupuncture, moxibustion, and cupping.) Germanic Pagan festivals. The full moon shining along my neccessary path. Orientation, Archery, Dice, Gambling, Ladies, Pubs, Divination (eg. I-Ching, Tarot.), Theatre, Poetry, Accoustic Guitar, Bamboo flute, Interior Decor "Internal Fengshui, Masonry, Philosophy, Ritual Magic, Management, Psychology, Hypnosis, etc.
MusicI enjoy sundry musical styles. Anything at a reasonable level of volume from Jazz, Blues, to Hip Hop, Rock & Roll, so on. In recent years I've developed an afinity for Big Band music and Irish pub songs. It is my belief that all genres have something to offer, and I don't think I've ever turned down a dance or tune with some life in it. With that said, I am open to all sorts of music. I think Music in general should serve life, as all things should, we should not be servants of anything.
MoviesFear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Illusionist with Ed Norton, Shaolin Temple with Jet Li...
TelevisionThe Apprentice with Don Trump, Rome, Carnival, Sherlock Holmes...
BooksScholar Warrior, Tao Te Ching, The Complete Guide to Accessing Spiritual Beings with Taoist Talismans, The Complete Guide to Immortality and Excavation into the Divine Realm...
HeroesNi Hua-Ching, Hitler, Mao Tse Dong, Bruce Lee, My older brother Mike, Einstien, Dilbert, David Carradine, Swirly "The Taoist who swirls about", Sherlock Holmes, Captin Kurk, Quentin Tarantino, Dr. Strange, Jet Li, Guan Gong (Chinese patron saint of Martial Artists), Lu Dongbin (Founder of the school of Complete Reality), ChuangTze, Fu Shi, Confucious, Ghandi, Jesus the Christ (as portrayed by the Church of the Nazarine) a bigot, womanizer, bi-sexual misanthrope. Preach on brother! And of course you! Thanks for taking the time to care.
Groups: Beijingers! Expats and NativesAmazing BeijingBeijing Martial Arts SoceityTaoismRednecks Against RacistsThe Ultimate Horror Film

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     chris's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hardin County Tennessee
Body type:5' 9"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Occupation:English Teacher

   chris's Schools
University Of North Alabama
Florence,Alabama
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: English Literature
Minor: Business Administration
 

1996 to 2001
Jackson State Community College
Jackson,Tennessee
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Business Administration
Minor: Abnormal Psychology
Clubs: Asian Philosophy
 

1993 to 1996
Grossmont High
La Mesa,California
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Hsing-I Martial Arts Institute La Mesa, Ca.
 

1990 to 1993

   chris's Networking
Dance - Performance - Swing Dancing
Interested in finding folks that like to Swing Dance in the Beijing area.
Nightlife - Entertainment - DJ
Beijing has a lot of new hip nightclubs.

   chris's Companies
Modern English
Beijing, CN
Independent English Teacher
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   chris's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a fun loving guy. I get frustrated easily and like to alternate between activities. I was born and bronzed in Los Angeles in 1975 to a middle-class suburban family. I grew up with surf and skate boards for training wheels. I moved to San Diego when I was 14 where I learned Chinese Kung Fu and psychedelic enlightenment. I lived there till my family was struck with a crushing blow. My father died when I was 22, the family business was lost and with no prospects, I moved to Tennessee. That pastoral farmland tamed my mad wanderings of fancy. No longer the passionate hell praising adolescence I started to cultivate Tao through selfless service. Ha! I was redeemed when a close friend asked me to help him move to Boston. There I saw the mind of God. She granted me the philosophers' stone and China a lifelong dream was realized. I've been here since teaching English and going bananas. I've recently sobered up and haven't had a drink in months. It's living hell!!!

At this point there is a quote from "Prometheus Rising" that answered a lot of questions for me as an individual as to why I have so many various interests, maybe you'll find light in it too.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -by Robert A. Heinlein

Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone interested in studying or teaching English in Beijing. Folks interested in Chinese culture, (eg. Literature, Poetry, Martial Arts, Accupuncture, Qi Gong, etc.). People seeking enlightenment through overcoming hardships. Folks who just want to chat about the Mysteries of life...

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love



Jul 17 2008 11:23 PM

hellooooooooooooooooooo!
KC

Kelly Chappell



Mar 1 2008 11:54 PM

Hey Chris! Happy Birthday!
Big Whiskey

Big Whiskey



Feb 16 2008 5:16 PM

LOL you gotta see the new pics on her profile.

http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.5187908.cn
Jin

Jin Luan



Mar 8 2007 1:24 AM

helllo.thanks for the add.I am Jin from China,Hi!
Daren

Daren



Jan 12 2007 3:05 AM

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You passin' out on my stools again, boy?
Daren

Daren



Jun 1 2006 7:33 AM

Sometimes, it's the thought and not the thinker. An ingenius idea may spawn from someone who has no clue. The two of us arrived here in Boston and were taken in by the household. Josh and Kevin have left the building to join their women. Tonight, I let Matt know that he has three days to bring me $1500 or his shit is out on the street. He headed to his mom's house on the Cape. We'll see what happens. Out of the original five, it's only gonna be me left. How fucked up is that?
Kev

Kevin Hammer



Mar 2 2006 6:40 PM

Happy getting old day!
Ashlee Terauchi

Ash Terauchi



Feb 20 2006 10:50 PM

YOU would be so proud of me! I finally ate sushi sensei!!!!!! :)
Daren

Daren



Jan 14 2006 8:17 AM

Fuck, man....you should be here for St. Paddy's. The Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, and the full original lineup of the Pogues are each playing two nights here. Brice is talking about coming for it. There will be much beer drank all around.....
→Jackson←

Chris Jackson



Jan 12 2006 5:40 AM

dude....whats up.....you need to comment me back d00d....havent talked to you in like 400 years....but seriously......IM GONNA SHOOT!!!!!!!!! IM COMING!!!!.....anyways..holler back at me man
Ashlee Terauchi

Ash Terauchi



Dec 8 2005 3:15 AM

Chris! How are you I haven't seen you in forever!!!! Hope you are doing great! *hugs* from TN!!! :)
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Chris Jackson



Nov 17 2005 10:11 PM

whats up man....haha...im gonna shoot!!!! im coming!!!......OMG dude.....im so sorry...did you not hear?.....luke passed away man....earlier this year...he got ran off of the road and had a wreck....im sorry you didnt know man....but hey....if you still have msn messenger...add me hc_tiger_chris@hotmail.com......talk to me man....peace
Daren

Daren



Nov 17 2005 3:37 AM

Boy...You aint thinkin' bout fuckin' those chickens are you? Cause, I can't condone no chicken fuckin'.
*~aMy~*

Amy Procop



Nov 1 2005 8:21 PM

WOWE!!!!!!!!!! CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! How the fuck are you!?!?! I didn't recognize you till I saw the long hair pic!!!! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! So you're an English teacher in Bejing?! :-) Thats awesome! We must talk... Lovely to "see" you again. Whenever I drive by your house on Mt Helix I always wonder what happened to you!?!?! Glad you found me!!! MWAH!
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