Chris
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Chris Williams
- People's Republic of Portland, Oregon, US
- Last Login: 12/6/2009
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Music Player
Interests
General
MUSIC, Seeing the world, Metal, Drums, Good Wine, Drumming, Car Stereos, Bass, Lots of bass, more bass, bass that makes your nose bleed, PHP, Linux, HTML, JavaScript, DHTML, MySQL, beer [Especially dark beers], food that makes you have a food-gasm, being lazy, experimental music, bicycling, making money, web start-ups, basset houndsMusic
Porcupine Tree [UK]
Dark Tranquillity [Sweden]
S-CORE [France]
Dream Theater [New York]
Liquid Tension Experiment [New York]
Byzantine [West Virginia]
Bleed The Sky [Oklahoma]
Aggressive Persuasion [Colorado]
Ill Niño [New Jersey]
Massive Attack [England]
Floater [PDX]
Tweaker [Illinois]
OLD Drumattica [PDX]
Skinny Puppy [Vanouver BC, Canadia]
Skindred [UK]
Lamb of God [Virginia]
Mnemic [Denmark]
The Chemical Brothers [UK]
In Flames [Sweden]
311 [Nebraska]
Incubus [California]
Deftones [California]
hotboxed [PDX]
OLD Mudvayne [Illinois]
Machine Head [California]
The Prodigy [UK]
Primer 55 [Tennessee]
SEVENDUST [Georgia]
Sepultura [Brazil]
Soulfly [Brazil-ish]
Stabbing Westward [Illinois]
Team Sleep [California]
Violent Work of Art [Sweden]
calm. [Florida]
36 Crazyfists [Alaska]
nonpoint [Florida]
Soilwork [Sweden]
Switched [Ohio]
As Ashes Fall [Washington]
hed pe [California]
Rammstein [Deutschland]
Puya [Puerto Rico]
Napalm Death [England]
Meshuggah [Sweden]
Error [California]
Atomship [California]
Conjure One [Vanouver BC, Canadia]
Dark New Day [Southern US]
Debris [PDX]
Stardown [Russia]
Eisbrecher [Deutschland]
Delirium [Vanouver BC, Canadia]
Ill Mitch ["Russia"]
In-Quest [Belgium]
OLD Spineshank [California]
OLD Taproot [Michigan]
UNKLE [England]
Ambient / Chill / Downtempo stuff from: Balligomingo [Arizona]
Groove Armada [UK]
Groove Coverage [Deutschland]
Inez [Denmark]
JES [California]
Motorcycle [US]
Vargo [Deutschland]
Way Out West [UK]
Basically I don't listen to anything you find playing on your radio dial. Not because I'm pretentious and think I'm better than people who do listen to the radio, I'm just faaaaaaaar [that's 8 a's] too picky with music.Movies
The Brave Little Toaster, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Borat, Everything's Illuminated, The Aristocrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, American History X, American Beauty, Super Troopers ... I pretty much like movies that aren't typical Hollywood Bullshit, like XXX.
Movies I especially ..dis..like:
XXX
M. Night Shamalon's movies [yes, all of them]
The Grudge
Cabin Fever
Hostel
Fast and the Furious
More to be added as they continue to irritate me.Television
Nerd TV [Discovery Channel, History Channel, Food Network, and TechTV - R.I.P.], Penn And Teller: Bullshit, Headbangers Ball, Alton Brown's Good Eats, How it's made, Fresh Prince of Bel Air.Books
Recently: RESTful Web Services, High Performance MySQL, Getting Real by the 37 Signals crew and Building Scalable Web Sites [the Flickr way] ... other than that I don't read much.Heroes
My Dad, Ron Paul, Mike Portnoy, Linus Torvalds, Rasmus Lerdorf, Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, Milton Friedman, the U.S. Framers / Forefathers.
Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Hometown: People's Republic of Portland, Oregon
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 5" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Atheist
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Web Developer
Schools
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Portland Community College
- Portland, OREGON
- Graduated: 2005
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Associate's Degree
- Major: Computer Science / Business / Whatever
2002 to 2005 -
Central Catholic High School
- Portland, OREGON
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Ph.D.
- Major: Fuckin A
- Clubs: I liked to fuck around a lot, never really cared about grades till senior year.
1998 to 2002
Networking
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Metal, Electronic, Experimental
Companies
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Pure Form Solutions
- Maywood Park, Oregon US
- Owner
Aug 02 - Present -
Fast Signs
- Portland [Pearl], Oregon US
- Production
Oct 05 - Dec 05 -
Marcus & Millichap
- Portland, Oregon US
- Commercial Real Estate Broker
Jan 06 - Apr 06 -
NorWest Business Sales and Acquisitions
- Portland, Oregon US
- Chair warmer, Light switch operator, door opener
June 06 - July 06 -
COLOURlovers
- Portland, OR US
- Web Developer
Oct '06 - Present
Latest Blog Entries
- Sep 4, 2009 6:56 AM Feeling a bit nostalgic.....
- Jul 15, 2009 9:19 AM I think this exaplains things
- Nov 25, 2008 11:41 AM sdfkljdfklj
- Sep 16, 2008 4:22 PM Single life ...
- Dec 4, 2007 11:34 PM Just realized something
Blurbs
About me:
My Technical Blog [If you're into that kind of stuff]
Drum sessions [for those whom are about to jam, yes? --- these are unedited and I tend to screw up a lot, no poking fun at me!]
- I work for myself.
- I have a basset hound named Porter [after my favorite beer]
- I drive a car from the early 90's.
- I like Applebees, Quiznos, Subway, GYROS!!, Big Bertha's on Hawthorne, Foti's Deli on Burnside, Anoush Deli on Halsey, Black Butte Porter, Bacardi 151, Jagermeister, PBR, Widmer Hefeweizen, Miller light, Dark Chocolate, Honey Crisp Apples, Sleeping, Making Music, Going to shows, Downloading boat loads of illegal files, Going to the movies, the Beach, the Mountains, Canada, California, Europe [hopefully soon again].
- I like all sorts of cheese, especially goat cheese, and cream cheese - but NOT American [Plastic] cheese.
- I am also fond of very loud music.
- I don't like meat loaf, sushi, sea food, McDonald's, Nacho cheese, walnuts, Brazil nuts, or sea weed.
- I love Chipotle flavored things, Red wine, almonds, pasta, chicken, Rakija [homeland hooch], pecan pie, black licorice, onions, green / red / yellow peppers, black pepper, lettuce, cabbage, Kraft mac-n-cheese, Costco hot dogs, papa Murphy's take-n-bake, round table pizza, Izzy's salads, Onion rings with ranch dressing, fries with ranch dressing, chicken strips with ranch dressing, not wearing shoes.
- I have 4 Computers ... yeah, 4 ... and one insanely-huge monitor
I am very fond of the following beers, buy me some:
- Deschutes Brewery - Black Butte Porter
- Widmer Brothers - Hefeweizen
- Pabst Blue Ribbon
- Miller Genuine Draft
- McMenamins Brewery - Terminator Stout
- McMenamins Brewery - Black Rabbit Porter
- Stone Brewery - Arrogant Bastard Ale
- Ninkasi - Believer double red
- More to come ...
Comments
Nov 30 2009 6:46 AM
Jun 11 2009 1:00 AM
May 2 2009 9:07 PM
Apr 18 2009 12:04 AM
q. how did hitler tie his shoeS?
a. in little naziS
Apr 12 2009 12:44 AM
Apr 10 2009 1:33 AM
311 concert in eugene?
visit ninkasi in eugene?
Mar 4 2009 6:47 AM
Feb 24 2009 8:26 PM
you are a dirty nephite:
"and this church did multiply exceedingly because of iniquity, and because of the power of a satan who did get hold upon their hearts" FOURTH nephi 1:28
Feb 18 2009 6:37 AM
Happy birthday dude! Miss hanging out with you!
Feb 18 2009 4:54 AM
Feb 7 2009 9:14 PM
Feb 6 2009 7:52 AM
Dec 26 2008 8:13 PM
Dec 2 2008 5:54 AM
congratulations, America!
Nov 19 2008 9:40 PM
Nov 16 2008 11:31 PM
Oct 27 2008 2:02 PM
Oct 26 2008 8:10 PM
How have you been???
Florida sucks, as usual. I need to get away already!
Oct 17 2008 2:22 AM
Oct 16 2008 5:08 AM
Oct 15 2008 10:30 PM
Oct 15 2008 10:21 PM
Oct 15 2008 7:43 PM
The beach was nice and relaxing! The weather was beautiful, too. It must of known that I was coming. How was your weekend?
Oct 10 2008 8:15 AM
Sep 22 2008 8:57 PM