About me:

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(Yes, this is supposed to be me on the cover)
(the result of the Memphis Assassin game circa 2005)

"This Craig guy, he looks familiar - do I know him?"

"Oh, god! Did you sleep with him?"

"Oh, please. He's wearing a Swatch."



Favorite first lines of songs:

"Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore"

"Don't use my broken heart, to pick up other girls"

"Love grows in me like a tumor, parasites bent on devouring its host..."

"You fucked it up/You should have quit/'Til circumstances had changed a bit"

"Ah the night...here it comes again"

"Cotton candy and a rotten mouth/You know you're so fucked up/You know I couldn't help but have it for you"

"I'm gonna make a mistake, I'm gonna do it on purpose"





"Truth will not make us rich, but it will make us free."

"So much of our lives is meaningless, a self-canceling vacillation and futility; we strive with the chaos about us and within; but we would believe all the while that there is something vital and significant in us, could we but decipher our own souls."

"To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, nor even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live, according to its dictates, a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity, and trust."


I blog about music stuffs for Ardent Studios here.

I'm the moderator for the Ardent Music Forum.

I host a bunch of radio shows on Breakthru Radio.

I write about music and other crap on Scenestars.net







"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me. "

"An intellectual is someone who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is someone who says a difficult thing in a simple way."


Read or listen to Me:




"Watching American Idol reminds me of watching the MS Telethon when I was a kid - I really do wish the best for those retards."


"Sometimes, the most intelligent thing you can do is shut the hell up."

"Love came so easily, so early, I took it for granted."

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

"It's kind of stupid not to drink."

"I think we are all only here because no one will sleep with us."

"Oh crap, I'm drunk already."

"I'm a social drinker, but all of my friends are alcoholics..."

"Do it until you're done."

"Well. Now. I got a gold tooth. You know I'm hardcore. I'll show you a good time then I'll show you the door."



"I used to have a girlfriend and a wife, now all I have is a one-eyed, flea-bitten, wheezing cat."

"You should have taken better care of that pussy."

And back by popular demand...




"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for him to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life."

"Good for you."

"Well, I didn't choose yet."