(Yes, this is supposed to be me on the cover)
(the result of the Memphis Assassin game circa 2005)
"This Craig guy, he looks familiar - do I know him?"
"Oh, god! Did you sleep with him?"
"Oh, please. He's wearing a Swatch."
Favorite first lines of songs:
"Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore"
"Don't use my broken heart, to pick up other girls"
"Love grows in me like a tumor, parasites bent on devouring its host..."
"You fucked it up/You should have quit/'Til circumstances had changed a bit"
"Ah the night...here it comes again"
"Cotton candy and a rotten mouth/You know you're so fucked up/You know I couldn't help but have it for you"
"I'm gonna make a mistake, I'm gonna do it on purpose"
"Truth will not make us rich, but it will make us free."
"So much of our lives is meaningless, a self-canceling vacillation and futility; we strive with the chaos about us and within; but we would believe all the while that there is something vital and significant in us, could we but decipher our own souls."
"To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, nor even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live, according to its dictates, a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity, and trust."
"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me. "
"An intellectual is someone who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is someone who says a difficult thing in a simple way."
Read or listen to Me:
"Watching American Idol reminds me of watching the MS Telethon when I was a kid - I really do wish the best for those retards."
"Sometimes, the most intelligent thing you can do is shut the hell up."
"Love came so easily, so early, I took it for granted."
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
"It's kind of stupid not to drink."
"I think we are all only here because no one will sleep with us."
"Oh crap, I'm drunk already."
"I'm a social drinker, but all of my friends are alcoholics..."
"Do it until you're done."
"Well. Now. I got a gold tooth. You know I'm hardcore. I'll show you a good time then I'll show you the door."
"I used to have a girlfriend and a wife, now all I have is a one-eyed, flea-bitten, wheezing cat."
"You should have taken better care of that pussy."
And back by popular demand...
"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for him to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life."
"Good for you."
"Well, I didn't choose yet."
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Someone who thinks their taste in music sucks...
"Show me a well-adjusted, successful man who wants to settle down and have kids and I'm not interested, but find me an alcoholic in his mid-thirties that still thinks his band might make it, and just tell me where I can show up and buy him dinner."
"Oprah! Even when she's irritated, she's lovable and intriguing. Oprah! Even when she's bossy and impatient and self-absorbed, she still wows you with her generosity of spirit and her openness and her warmth. I love fat Oprah. I love skinny Oprah. I love in-between Oprah. I love "I'm never dieting again!" Oprah. I love marathon-running Oprah. I love "screw marriage!" Oprah. I love "my little yapping doggies are my babies" Oprah. I love the whole Oprah franchise, with every one of the billions and billions of Oprahs served. I love the whole Oprah universe, with every one of the trillions and trillions of Oprahs that exist under the sun, to infinity and beyond!"
"Meet me at Club Douchebag."
"No. Club Douchebag has a velvet rope and a line."
"You'll be on the list, you won't have to wait."
"But I'll have to get clearance from a meathead, I don't like meatheads and I don't need/want their clearance."
"They will just let you through, besides everybody recognizes you, what are you worried about?"
"Worried about? I'm worried about meeting the people inside. The people inside are the people who stand in lines. I don't want to meet any line standers because they will just want me to go stand in a line with them somewhere else later on.."
"He told me he wanted to go downstairs. I told him I lived in a one story."
I'm not even kidding about deleting your flyer if you bust out my frames! Learn to resize Einstein. Also, no "Thanks for the add!" or glitter shit. Please be aware that reposts are an internal IQ Test. Carry on.
Hey there! Just letting ya know, this evening (Fri), Organ Thief is playing a free outdoor show at Shangri-La Records on Madison, 6-7pm, then at 10:30pm at Murphy's, opening for Rainy Day Manual. Come join us for some mayhem & mursic. Peace!
Thank you for adding Six String Bryan to your Friends. I thank you. The Six String Jets thank you. My wife, my cats, and my baby girl thank you. Even my Momma thanks you. Thank you.
We are looking for people to go online and post Earthdance Austin info on all of your favorite blogs and forums. Tell all your friends and get this grassroots effort going.
This being the first year, it is harder to get the word out. Please send us your email address to get on the mailing lists, then send out those newsletters to everyone you know. If all of our friends on here did this we could get the word out to over a million people.
Bands and Performers, Please add us to your top friends and put up the poster, let everyone know you are performing at Earthdance Austin and that you want them to come out and support you.
We are working on the new newsletter now. If we sell 500 tickets before July 15th, we can have Kevens (headline for Burning Man) and Ky- Mani Marley. We need your help in order to get this done though.
Give Peace a Dance my friends and do something great for our local charities.
Tickets are still on sale for $75 until July 15th.
This includes 3 days of camping, 60+ bands, Eco Friendly Workshops, Healthy Living Workshops, dj's, live PA's, Fire performers, KIDZ Village, Belly Dancers, Drum Circles, Artists Village, great food and much much more.
We have Fire, Feathers, Garters, and Lace... and Several Women... You'll Want to embrace. ;) Save the date and Step Right Up! Don't Be Shy, The Memphis Belles Carnivale has arrived!! We invite you to be Dazzled by our Burlesque Beauties and Wowed by our Sultry Sideshow - July 18th at The Hi-Tone!!
TEASER: The Belles have something up their garters!
Yorumlar
5 Kas 2009 03:26
Have a amazed day!
23 Eki 2009 02:21
22 Eki 2009 23:21
The Perfect Vessels this Friday October 23 at Swanky's Taco Shop
10 PM / FREE!
22 Eyl 2009 19:10
11 Eyl 2009 14:45
23 Ağu 2009 23:50
10 Ağu 2009 12:29
Thanks for the add!
23 Tem 2009 12:09
Double Shovel * http://www.myspace.com/armasecreta
The Perfect Vessels * http://www.myspace.com/theperfectvessels
This Friday July 24
The Buccaneer Lounge - 1368 Monroe - Memphis, TN
10 PM / $5
17 Tem 2009 23:33
17 Tem 2009 19:21
15 Tem 2009 22:47
Courtney Marie Andrews
"Painters Hands and a Seventh Son"
http://www.last.fm/music/Courtney+Marie+Andrews/Painters+Hands+and+a+Seventh+Son
13 Tem 2009 22:06
Don't forget to be happy today!
9 Tem 2009 08:23
You are one of my 8 Myspace friends within 50 miles of Memphis.
I hope you have a big mouth as you are my only advertising.
That's all.
stanhope
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/58988
5 Tem 2009 18:21
2 Tem 2009 05:18
cheers!
29 Haz 2009 21:42
Cheers!
28 Haz 2009 16:54
28 Haz 2009 15:10
27 Haz 2009 16:14
This being the first year, it is harder to get the word out. Please send us your email address to get on the mailing lists, then send out those newsletters to everyone you know. If all of our friends on here did this we could get the word out to over a million people.
Bands and Performers, Please add us to your top friends and put up the poster, let everyone know you are performing at Earthdance Austin and that you want them to come out and support you.
We are working on the new newsletter now. If we sell 500 tickets before July 15th, we can have Kevens (headline for Burning Man) and Ky- Mani Marley. We need your help in order to get this done though.
Give Peace a Dance my friends and do something great for our local charities.
Tickets are still on sale for $75 until July 15th.
This includes 3 days of camping, 60+ bands, Eco Friendly Workshops, Healthy Living Workshops, dj's, live PA's, Fire performers, KIDZ Village, Belly Dancers, Drum Circles, Artists Village, great food and much much more.
http://www.earthdanceaustin.org ( GET YOUR TICKETS HERE)
Thank You so much,
Darla
25 Haz 2009 03:51
19 Haz 2009 17:34
Arma Secreta * http://www.myspace.com/armasecreta
The Perfect Vessels * http://www.myspace.com/theperfectvessels
J.D. Reager & the Cold Blooded Three * http://www.myspace.com/jdreager
This Friday June 19
Nocturnal (former Antenna Club) 1588 Madison
10 PM / $5
19 Haz 2009 16:58
TEASER: The Belles have something up their garters!
26 May 2009 17:33
25 May 2009 19:28
We've lost our Cat.
Last seen 5/22 at Madison & Tucker in Midtown, Memphis.
Distinguishing Features
Color: Black Sex: Male
large, solid black, male, who has been fixed and micro-chipped.
If you see Zebo
please email Katelyn at KatBuford@gmail.com
13 May 2009 18:20