Photo of Rachel  Hurley

RachelandtheCity

Comments

Post a comment...
10 of 1155More

Badges

Rachel Hurley hasn't earned any badges yet... have you?

Interests

  • General



    View Rachel Hurley's profile on LinkedIn

    Currently working on my memoir The 40-Year-Old Vagina. Due for release in 2015.

     

    Profile Views: 74,643
     

     

    Member Since: 10/13/03
  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

    The Mad Ones
  • Heroes

    Nathaniel Newcomb

Blurbs

About me:

..





Rachel Hurley's Facebook profile



(Yes, this is supposed to be me on the cover)
(the result of the Memphis Assassin game circa 2005)

"This Craig guy, he looks familiar - do I know him?"

"Oh, god! Did you sleep with him?"

"Oh, please. He's wearing a Swatch."



Favorite first lines of songs:

"Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore"

"Don't use my broken heart, to pick up other girls"

"Love grows in me like a tumor, parasites bent on devouring its host..."

"You fucked it up/You should have quit/'Til circumstances had changed a bit"

"Ah the night...here it comes again"

"Cotton candy and a rotten mouth/You know you're so fucked up/You know I couldn't help but have it for you"

"I'm gonna make a mistake, I'm gonna do it on purpose"





"Truth will not make us rich, but it will make us free."

"So much of our lives is meaningless, a self-canceling vacillation and futility; we strive with the chaos about us and within; but we would believe all the while that there is something vital and significant in us, could we but decipher our own souls."

"To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, nor even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live, according to its dictates, a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity, and trust."


I blog about music stuffs for Ardent Studios here.

I'm the moderator for the Ardent Music Forum.

I host a bunch of radio shows on Breakthru Radio.

I write about music and other crap on Scenestars.net



rachel%20logo.jpg



"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me. "

"An intellectual is someone who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is someone who says a difficult thing in a simple way."


Read or listen to Me:

Breakthruradio.com Best of.jpg


"Watching American Idol reminds me of watching the MS Telethon when I was a kid - I really do wish the best for those retards."


"Sometimes, the most intelligent thing you can do is shut the hell up."

"Love came so easily, so early, I took it for granted."

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

"It's kind of stupid not to drink."

"I think we are all only here because no one will sleep with us."

"Oh crap, I'm drunk already."

"I'm a social drinker, but all of my friends are alcoholics..."

"Do it until you're done."

"Well. Now. I got a gold tooth. You know I'm hardcore. I'll show you a good time then I'll show you the door."



"I used to have a girlfriend and a wife, now all I have is a one-eyed, flea-bitten, wheezing cat."

"You should have taken better care of that pussy."

And back by popular demand...




"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for him to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life."

"Good for you."

"Well, I didn't choose yet."

Who I'd like to meet:

Someone who thinks their taste in music sucks...





"Show me a well-adjusted, successful man who wants to settle down and have kids and I'm not interested, but find me an alcoholic in his mid-thirties that still thinks his band might make it, and just tell me where I can show up and buy him dinner."

"Oprah! Even when she's irritated, she's lovable and intriguing. Oprah! Even when she's bossy and impatient and self-absorbed, she still wows you with her generosity of spirit and her openness and her warmth. I love fat Oprah. I love skinny Oprah. I love in-between Oprah. I love "I'm never dieting again!" Oprah. I love marathon-running Oprah. I love "screw marriage!" Oprah. I love "my little yapping doggies are my babies" Oprah. I love the whole Oprah franchise, with every one of the billions and billions of Oprahs served. I love the whole Oprah universe, with every one of the trillions and trillions of Oprahs that exist under the sun, to infinity and beyond!"

"Meet me at Club Douchebag."

"No. Club Douchebag has a velvet rope and a line."

"You'll be on the list, you won't have to wait."

"But I'll have to get clearance from a meathead, I don't like meatheads and I don't need/want their clearance."

"They will just let you through, besides everybody recognizes you, what are you worried about?"

"Worried about? I'm worried about meeting the people inside. The people inside are the people who stand in lines. I don't want to meet any line standers because they will just want me to go stand in a line with them somewhere else later on.."



"He told me he wanted to go downstairs. I told him I lived in a one story."

I'm not even kidding about deleting your flyer if you bust out my frames! Learn to resize Einstein. Also, no "Thanks for the add!" or glitter shit. Please be aware that reposts are an internal IQ Test. Carry on.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Memphis, TN
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Occupation: Scenestar
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • University Of Memphis

    • Memphis, TENNESSEE
    • Graduated: 1999
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Philosophy
    • Clubs: Beer Debating
    1992 to 1999

Companies

  • OnRamp Music Group

    • Memphis, Tennessee US
    • Partner
    05/2005

Networking

    • Music
    • Marketing
    • Other

    • Nightlife
    • Entertainment
    • Go-Go Dancer

Login

Forgot password?

Need an account? Sign up