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No, no... The OTHER Jason!

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  • No, no... The OTHER Jason!

  • 35 / Male
  • Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 11/9/2009

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Interests

  • General

    MY INTERESTS
    - MY BRI-CHEEEEESE!!!
    - BMX FLATLAND

    - DRAWING
    - MOTORCYCLES (BUT NOT CROTCH ROCKETS) I don't own one but that's ONLY because I KNOW I would do something stupid like dropping onto the expressway from an overpass doing 70 mph. It's best for all of you that I have as little power as possible.
    - OLD SCHOOL PINUP ART
    - LOWBROW ART
    - LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
    - A QUALITY TEQUILA OR WHISKEY
    - IMAGINATION
    - EXOPLORATIONS IN SARCASM
    - BACKSTROKING THRU THE ABSURD. CAMUS & KIERKEGAARD, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
    - POLITICS, SCIENCE, THEOLOGY AND PHILOSOPHY
    - ART, FOR WHAT THAT'S WORTH... MOST OF IT THESE DAYS IS SHITE.
    - FRIENDS
    - TECH.
    - HUMOR AND SATIRE
    - VIDEO GAMES LIKE RESIDENT EVIL 4, DEAD RISING, GUITAR HERO, AND OLD SCHOOL STAND UP STUFF LIKE DIG DUG OR CONGO BONGO AND ESPECIALLY MS. PAC-MAN WITH THE SPEED CHIP!

  • Music

    Sleaze rock like Zodiac Mindwarp, Monster Magnet, Nashville Pussy is the $hit! Goth Rock like the Sisters of Mercy, The Cult, Alien Sex Fiend...NO EMO! Rock should NEVER make you all sad-EMO. Rock should NEVER whine about how shitty your shitty life is 'cuz you ran outta happy pills. Real Rock is ALL sleaze, sex, booze, fightin' and reckless stupidity; Not putting on your mom's makeup and going to the bathroom and cryin' while you down 6 bottles of your grandma's kidney medicine with mouthwash and dance in circles in front of the mirror with your arms flailing in the air like some rabid squid! Curse EMO!!
    Also loved is New Wave, Metal, Hair Metal, Punk, 80's everything...well almost... and 60s garage, Bowie, and guitar GOD, Link Wray



    Some Vids:
    NASHVILLE PUSSY & MONSTER MAGNET

    ALIEN SEX FIEND & The CRAMPS

    DIVINYLS & PRIMAL SCREAM

  • Movies

    -If Trey Parker and Matt Stone had anything to do with it I own it. They are the last of the old gods, get them while they last!
    -SPINAL TAP!

    -Horror movies about zombies... They don't listen to reason, they don't know fear, they don't stop. Wooden stakes don't help, holy water is useless, ...you're just screwed.

    -Low Budget ULTRAviolence

    -Crap comedies

    -The Blues Brothers
    -Clerks
    -80's movies, you know the ones.

  • Television

    -The old Sledgehammer series from the 80's

    -The Munsters (Always liked them more than the Adams family)
    -Galaxy High School (Am I like the ONLY one who remembers this show?!?!)

    -Spectreman
    -Family Guy
    -South Park
    -Venture Brothers
    -Jackass
    ...and tons more...When i used to watch TV. These days it bores me, or simply sucks. Most of my TV viewing comes from DVDs and even then it's background noise.

  • Books

    -Science Fiction, especially from the 1940s
    -Political Humor
    -Zombie Stories
    -Snowcrash
    -Sonja Blue
    -Bloom County
    -Calvin & Hobbs
    -Really Old Books about things like manners and reasoning skills. I have some from the early 1900s and they are quite interesting.
    -Technical manuals about the properties of metals and manuals about welding and manuals from the '50s that show you how to build just about anything.
    -Books about American Modern (a design style similar to Deco, but less organic. Circa 1925-40. It spawned the "streamline." I always thought of American Modern as somewhere between Deco, which can sometimes get a little too busy, and Bauhaus which tends toward BASIC shapes and is usually a bit too bland for me.)

  • Heroes

    -Anyone who actually THINKS and puts forth the effort to be more than just the base-model animal sack of meat they were born into. People like...

    - JAMES T. KIRK: Because if he couldn't conquer it with smooth moves, he blew it the hell up!... While Piccard was so F'ing busy going on and on with diplomacy, he never even noticed that whomever he was preaching to was already gone; seduced or destroyed by Captain Kirk so that the episode could move the HELL on!! Piccard's spending an hour finding a diplomatic way to tell some alien they suck ass did little more than allow the phasers time to discharge from lack of use, often resulting in long drawn out 2-parters and occasionally causing major problems several seasons down the road. Shoulda', woulda', coulda', Piccard!...Way to have the guts to stop the problems BEFORE they got outta hand! Meanwhile, our beloved Captain Kirk could be seen, pants around his ankles, green ladies go-go dancing in the background, dual phasers glowing red from overuse, slain alien bodies raining down, showing us what space exploration is REALLY like!!! God save the Captain!!

    -MR. CHONG: I used this exact same tactic during my job interview. Needless to say, I got the job, but had to build a new desk for my boss. Thanks, Mr. Chong, for showing me how to make a proper impression in today's business environment.

    -CHAZ MICHAEL MICHAELS: A TRUE hero!

    -BROCK SAMSON FROM THE VENTURE BROS.

    -ERIC CARTMAN

    -REESE BOBBY: DADDY?!? Is that you?

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 11"
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Marketing Manager and Web Development Manager

Schools

  • Bishop Noll Institute School

    • Hammond, IN
    • Graduated: 1992
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Reckless Stupidity
    • Minor: Pro Staring
    • Clubs: Blue and Gold Vandals, Geek Squad, AAA Garbage Can Hitters of Indiana.
    1988 to 1992

Companies

  • A company

    • Chicago, IL US
    • Marketing and Web Development

Blurbs

About me:


1971 Plymouth Barracuda
1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!

Who I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEET
- Flatlanders, Especially in Chicago Area
- Other Artists
- ALL People From High School and Grade School
- Sleaze Bots
- Zombie Lovers
- Slum Lords
- Mayor McCheese

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