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Roenn (like a boat)'s Interests
General
i'm generally interested in...
*bowling
*car-aoke
*candy (ESPECIALLY bubble gum)
*conversations
*cover songs
*denny's
*energy drinks
*gambling (blackjack, lotto tickets)
*left-handed people
*mixed martial arts
*nerdy fashion
*photography
*professional wrestling
*pool
*scrabble
Music
the greatest song EVER is third eye blind's "semi-charmed life." i also enjoy the following bands/musicians in no particular order other than like, alphabetical...
*a heartwell ending
*brand new
*dashboard confessional
*harvey danger
*hit the lights
*new found glory
*nina gordon
*our lady peace
*placebo
*rise against
*scenes from a movie
*scissor sisters
*secondhand serenade
*she wants revenge
*taking back sunday
*white tie affair
Movies
if someone enjoys all of these movies, i'd call you weird... and then want to marry you.
*closer
*donnie darko
*forrest gump
*harold and kumar go to white castle
*high fidelity
*ninja scroll
*rent
*requiem for a dream
*rocky iv
*saw
*say anything...
*titanic
*unleashed
*you got served
Television
my parents were transparent. tv is my mommy now.
*amazing race
*america's next top model
*big brother
*bones
*dirt
*family guy
*house
*maury (during paternity tests)
*nip/tuck
*simpsons
*survivor
*ufc programming
*wwe programming
*vh1 (reality stuff, countdowns, et cetera)
Books
you might see a pattern amongst these books and when/if you meet me, you’ll know what i’m thinking.
*3 seconds
*art of seduction
*bobby the brain- wrestling’s bad boy tells all
*blackjack the smart way
*definitive book of body language
*the game
*happiness is a serious problem
*how to make anyone fall in love with you
*likeability factor
*mystery method
*nick and norah’s infinite playlist
*obedience
*power of body language
*quarterlife crisis
*rich dad, poor dad
Heroes
i tend to ‘heroize’ people i find attractive or wish i could be… or all three.
Merced College
Merced, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Major: Psycho-ology.
2001 to 2004
Merced High
Merced, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Major: General.
Clubs: Writer's Club.
1997 to 2001
Roenn (like a boat) is under the impression that gumby is acceptable for a late 80's early 90's themed party. right? of course. gumby is timeless. have a great weekend everyone...
my name is roenn, my wrestling friends call me jewdas, my family calls me rj.
i’m a left handed, geminitic introvert… unless i’m introxicated (sic) in which case i would be a left handed, geminitic outrovert. i would write more but everything i could possibly write in my “about me” section can be read elsewhere. if this space page isn’t enough to satiate your roenn jewdas needs, here are other ways you can check in on me:
there, you’ve been officially invited to have me roenn your life. my work here is done, i can only show you the door, i can’t push you through it. heh.
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Who I'd like to meet: hm... who would i like to meet?
i’d like to meet someone who would benefit from having me in their life and, as well, most importantly, someone that benefits me when i have them in my life and, i will pretty much ROEjuvenate your life.
if i don’t know you and you send me a friend request, please send me a message. i’ll just usually assume it’s porn or whatever and not accept you if you don’t because, for one, you wouldn’t benefit with me on your page if you are porn.
you can’t win if you don’t play.
also, as if the opening statement was not enough to help you figure out if my friendship is right for you; i would like to meet you if you would like to do either of the following with me:
take care everyone and yeah, let’s be friends. (-:
New t.A.T.u. video... you're gonna enjoy this extended uncut version of it fo sho, altho I think the music in the regular version is a lot better than this... It also probably has the most fucked up ending of any of their videos I've seen... and as we know already, their videos get pretty fucked up!
Roenn! I'm so sad that I did not get to see ya that last weekend :/ But to respond to your message, yeah, I don't think I'll be able to go to that rave :/ I'll be at a wedding. Getting married to Lance Bass :) Hah.
No, my ex co-worker/friend is getting married and I am like 99.78976% sure it's on that date, so yeah. I mean, I could always go from the rave to the wedding, but somehow I don't think it's appropriate to wear a sailor or school girl dress to a wedding, hmm...
We'll work it out. I'm sure we'll find another weekend that you can roenn :) We needz to eat food together! :D
lol i am so and indian and irish and french so =P ahhhhh not the juice in the can oh o someone save me. and yeah i started school im doing homework right now actually. i got a busy busy schedule lol
eeeeewww bleu cheese is gross and did i say u can drink my german beer huh huh huh did i lol jk my saturday was good. sorry u got sick. cheeses and beer doesnt sound like the best mixture.. im still watchin my back from the cocoanuts
I was contemplating about myself and my pickiness.. and... I'm picky to the point that. well I should insert a conversation I had with my friend. I can't remember exactly what she asked but...:
"he floats my boat. *goofy grin*" "doesn't he technically 'row' your boat?" "haha.. yeah.. he totally Roes my boat"
hehe.. I want someone who can Roe my boat. hahahaha. am i picky enuf?? muahahahahaha ok.. I just thought you might find some amusement in that convo. lol.. i wasn't even thinking about (like a boat) when I said you float my boat.. heh heh
if i give you the lotto numbers now.. you'll stop talking to me!! is that all you want me for?? *dramatic sob* er. I don't have the thing with me. hmm... guess you'll have to wait longer. maybe i can bring it in december : p ha.. I should totally try to use them. hehehe hey! wouldn't that be awesome it that's how i got money to visit?? and here i was excited for a Roenn comment and it's about lotto numbers?? sheesh...
you have to lay back on the comments that you are sending me. You are the only one you have like three comments on a row on my page. people are going to think somethings up.
Yes girls sweat...amazing isn't it?...Ya it's been a while since I talked to you and that grappling tournament in merced is this saturday. No pics yet I was making homeade salsa and let me tell you if you make a large quantity like I did it's some work. Well I hope you're also having a great week. TTYL.
did hearing my voice again trigger this energy?? jk. oh man.. i don't remember the voicemail!! is that bad! I was soooo tired. I was acting a bit loopy wasn't i.. hehe. I re uploaded more of the pictures.... I'm all curious to know which pic it is. : P Hope you're having a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I.... am sooo tired. I blame you.. just so you know.. : P I knew if i tried to sleep the full 7 hours I wanted I would be continually interrupted by phone calls. that is what woke my up early in the first place. errr
so I thought of a more amusing note than the drunken have your way with me note...
of course... still drunkenly passed out.. the note would read:
Do you like me? yes (box) no (box) maybe (box) actions speak louder than words (box) where is the note that is supposed to be here?!?!?! (box)
hahaha. i'm so silly. its.. the exhaustion ( again... your fault)
j/k..... I hope you have a good sleep!!!! ha! I dreamed of cuddling.. as if I couldn't fit it into the conversation one more time.... now it's in my dreams. I should so go back to sleep just for more *cuddling* ahh!! i'm doing my exhausted style rambling....
torch put results on UGWA page... 140? wow, what were you bafore? and ya, uh, the matches were all god, they will be up when over dan meu gets em up, heh. Things on my end are goin good. School starts on the 25th, did you get your unemployment check yet?