Roenn (like a boat)
"if it's any constellation, you are, a star."

Male
25 years old
MERCED, California
United States



Last Login: 8/29/2008
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    Roenn (like a boat)'s Interests
Generali'm generally interested in...

*bowling
*car-aoke
*candy (ESPECIALLY bubble gum)
*conversations
*cover songs
*denny's
*energy drinks
*gambling (blackjack, lotto tickets)
*left-handed people
*mixed martial arts
*nerdy fashion
*photography
*professional wrestling
*pool
*scrabble

Musicthe greatest song EVER is third eye blind's "semi-charmed life." i also enjoy the following bands/musicians in no particular order other than like, alphabetical...

*a heartwell ending
*brand new
*dashboard confessional
*harvey danger
*hit the lights
*new found glory
*nina gordon
*our lady peace
*placebo
*rise against
*scenes from a movie
*scissor sisters
*secondhand serenade
*she wants revenge
*taking back sunday
*white tie affair

Moviesif someone enjoys all of these movies, i'd call you weird... and then want to marry you.

*closer
*donnie darko
*forrest gump
*harold and kumar go to white castle
*high fidelity
*ninja scroll
*rent
*requiem for a dream
*rocky iv
*saw
*say anything...
*titanic
*unleashed
*you got served

Televisionmy parents were transparent. tv is my mommy now.

*amazing race
*america's next top model
*big brother
*bones
*dirt
*family guy
*house
*maury (during paternity tests)
*nip/tuck
*simpsons
*survivor
*ufc programming
*wwe programming
*vh1 (reality stuff, countdowns, et cetera)

Booksyou might see a pattern amongst these books and when/if you meet me, you’ll know what i’m thinking.

*3 seconds
*art of seduction
*bobby the brain- wrestling’s bad boy tells all
*blackjack the smart way
*definitive book of body language
*the game
*happiness is a serious problem
*how to make anyone fall in love with you
*likeability factor
*mystery method
*nick and norah’s infinite playlist
*obedience
*power of body language
*quarterlife crisis
*rich dad, poor dad

Heroesi tend to ‘heroize’ people i find attractive or wish i could be… or all three.

*chris carrabra
*christian cage
*gavin rossdale
*gwen stefani
*john cena
*john cusack
*john morrison
*jordan breen
*lyoto machida
*melina perez
*roenn boney
*roger huerta
*santino marella
*yushin okami


     Roenn (like a boat)'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Merced, California
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Mental Health Worker
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Roenn (like a boat)'s Schools
Merced College
Merced, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Major: Psycho-ology.
 

2001 to 2004
Merced High
Merced, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Major: General.
Clubs: Writer's Club.
 

1997 to 2001



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   Roenn (like a boat)'s Blurbs
About me:
hey yo yeah hi.

my name is roenn, my wrestling friends call me jewdas, my family calls me rj.

i’m a left handed, geminitic introvert… unless i’m introxicated (sic) in which case i would be a left handed, geminitic outrovert. i would write more but everything i could possibly write in my “about me” section can be read elsewhere. if this space page isn’t enough to satiate your roenn jewdas needs, here are other ways you can check in on me:

AOL INSTANT MESSENGER: The Jew Turn
EMAIL: TheJewTurn@hotmail.com
OKCUPID: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=roenn_your_life
YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/roenned

there, you’ve been officially invited to have me roenn your life. my work here is done, i can only show you the door, i can’t push you through it. heh.

..

Who I'd like to meet:
hm... who would i like to meet?

i’d like to meet someone who would benefit from having me in their life and, as well, most importantly, someone that benefits me when i have them in my life and, i will pretty much ROEjuvenate your life.

if i don’t know you and you send me a friend request, please send me a message. i’ll just usually assume it’s porn or whatever and not accept you if you don’t because, for one, you wouldn’t benefit with me on your page if you are porn.

you can’t win if you don’t play.

also, as if the opening statement was not enough to help you figure out if my friendship is right for you; i would like to meet you if you would like to do either of the following with me:

take care everyone and yeah, let’s be friends. (-:


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Roenn (like a boat)'s Friends Comments
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Kevin





Aug 27 2008 6:14 AM

HAHAHA ahh not them again! =D
Bre


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Aug 27 2008 4:18 AM

roemm like a boat...you are freaking stupid! lol cant wait to hang out again to see what other stupid and funny shit you come up with...
Kevin





Aug 26 2008 8:44 AM

New t.A.T.u. video... you're gonna enjoy this extended uncut version of it fo sho, altho I think the music in the regular version is a lot better than this... It also probably has the most fucked up ending of any of their videos I've seen... and as we know already, their videos get pretty fucked up!



Enjoy!

"Sofa King" Ace Davis





Aug 24 2008 1:38 AM

So, like, it's been a while since I commented up your page. So here I am. Hope all is well my left handed friend.
♥ Flor Escondida ♥





Aug 20 2008 6:24 PM

Roenn! I'm so sad that I did not get to see ya that last weekend :/ But to respond to your message, yeah, I don't think I'll be able to go to that rave :/ I'll be at a wedding. Getting married to Lance Bass :) Hah.

No, my ex co-worker/friend is getting married and I am like 99.78976% sure it's on that date, so yeah. I mean, I could always go from the rave to the wedding, but somehow I don't think it's appropriate to wear a sailor or school girl dress to a wedding, hmm...

We'll work it out. I'm sure we'll find another weekend that you can roenn :) We needz to eat food together! :D

I hope you're well Mr. Iglesias :D

Much love & hugs to you too! <3

♥ Mel :)
things can be in ones favor





Aug 20 2008 2:27 AM

lol i am so and indian and irish and french so =P ahhhhh not the juice in the can oh o someone save me. and yeah i started school im doing homework right now actually.
i got a busy busy schedule lol
ROWSDOWER!!





Aug 20 2008 1:17 AM

heck wallopin' yes. i haven't had internet. and will continue to not have internet.
BUT I HAVE FRIEEENNDS!!!!1
things can be in ones favor





Aug 20 2008 12:09 AM

eeeeewww bleu cheese is gross and did i say u can drink my german beer huh huh huh did i lol jk my saturday was good. sorry u got sick. cheeses and beer doesnt sound like the best mixture.. im still watchin my back from the cocoanuts
Hail to the Quinn





Aug 19 2008 7:29 PM

LOL.

I comeback from Paris and u kick
me off ur top freinds? You suck.

<3
\m/ Scotch \m/





Aug 19 2008 6:56 PM

You're right. We should, and market it exclusively to left handed people.
I'm in!
Devi





Aug 19 2008 6:05 PM

I was contemplating about myself and my pickiness.. and... I'm picky to the point that. well I should insert a conversation I had with my friend. I can't remember exactly what she asked but...:

"he floats my boat. *goofy grin*"
"doesn't he technically 'row' your boat?"
"haha.. yeah.. he totally Roes my boat"

hehe.. I want someone who can Roe my boat. hahahaha. am i picky enuf?? muahahahahaha ok.. I just thought you might find some amusement in that convo. lol.. i wasn't even thinking about (like a boat) when I said you float my boat.. heh heh
Devi





Aug 19 2008 5:15 PM

if i give you the lotto numbers now.. you'll stop talking to me!! is that all you want me for?? *dramatic sob* er. I don't have the thing with me. hmm... guess you'll have to wait longer. maybe i can bring it in december : p ha.. I should totally try to use them. hehehe hey! wouldn't that be awesome it that's how i got money to visit?? and here i was excited for a Roenn comment and it's about lotto numbers?? sheesh...

hope your workout and the such is fun!! : P
CODEMAN 5000





Aug 19 2008 6:41 AM

you have to lay back on the comments that you are sending me. You are the only one you have like three comments on a row on my page. people are going to think somethings up.
Dan





Aug 18 2008 5:03 AM

it started as a peace sign but ended up like that lol
♥AnIRoC™♥





Aug 17 2008 10:54 PM

Whatever :-p That fight didn't count.. I was freaking drunk.. Re-match u tell me when and where.. Sober this time!... sucka
Devi





Aug 16 2008 12:32 AM

I just wanted to send you this.. : *hug* ... december.... errr... i need a time machine.. or a get rich quick scheme...

>^.
^<
Got that steelo





Aug 15 2008 8:13 AM

hey yeah man. everything is good.
so the fight night was that bad...
well you dont need to send me that
then. so how have you been?

oh yeah. i might be heading up to
merced for a week maybe this coming
week. so ill hit you up if i go. you take care of yourself man. peace.
The Sinister Left Hand





Aug 15 2008 1:43 AM

Thanks for the add Roenn! TSLH thinks you have an awesome name.
♥ Brooke





Aug 14 2008 2:44 PM

Yes girls sweat...amazing isn't it?...Ya it's been a while since I talked to you and that grappling tournament in merced is this saturday. No pics yet I was making homeade salsa and let me tell you if you make a large quantity like I did it's some work. Well I hope you're also having a great week. TTYL.
CODEMAN 5000





Aug 14 2008 7:40 AM

my life sucks right now. im hella full amd I cant even sleep. oh and I had to finish my food already.
THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!1
Devi





Aug 12 2008 4:14 PM

did hearing my voice again trigger this energy?? jk. oh man.. i don't remember the voicemail!! is that bad! I was soooo tired. I was acting a bit loopy wasn't i.. hehe. I re uploaded more of the pictures.... I'm all curious to know which pic it is. : P Hope you're having a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>^.^< Dr.
Masseus
Dan





Aug 12 2008 9:15 AM

lol yeah...seriously so real crew....i mean...wtf
things can be in ones favor





Aug 12 2008 4:52 AM

lol that would be so cooool i will so watch.
who is this wheirdo retardo girl
Andrea





Aug 12 2008 1:25 AM

you got to re-sign for it?
wth is that even legal.Lol
it shouldnt be!
youre taking all my tax money

nawttt
anyways, yeah GO!! =)

ps whats yer number cause my phone got stolen and when i got it back, everything was deleted
Andrea





Aug 12 2008 1:14 AM

hehe nice display name;D
long time no talk, its actually been a month or so.
how have you been? whats new?

oh and no, not the rock that wrestler..
the rock is a venue where bands play
CrystalDino


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Aug 12 2008 12:24 AM

Hey Jewdas! :)

Well, that's good that your working out again.
:)
CODEMAN 5000





Aug 11 2008 9:24 PM

Yaaaaaaaaaaa yatzee and beer tonight my house WWWWWAAAAAHHHHHOOOOO FUN

TEXT FOR DETAILS
Devi





Aug 11 2008 5:45 PM

I.... am sooo tired. I blame you.. just so you know.. : P I knew if i tried to sleep the full 7 hours I wanted I would be continually interrupted by phone calls. that is what woke my up early in the first place. errr

so I thought of a more amusing note than the drunken have your way with me note...

of course... still drunkenly passed out.. the note would read:

Do you like me?
yes (box)
no (box)
maybe (box)
actions speak louder than words (box)
where is the note that is supposed to be here?!?!?! (box)

hahaha. i'm so silly. its.. the exhaustion ( again... your fault)

j/k..... I hope you have a good sleep!!!! ha! I dreamed of cuddling.. as if I couldn't fit it into the conversation one more time.... now it's in my dreams. I should so go back to sleep just for more *cuddling* ahh!! i'm doing my exhausted style rambling....

Take care!! don't forget to jog... : P

~Tasha
Zackariot! All you can do now... is PRAY!





Aug 11 2008 12:22 AM

torch put results on UGWA page... 140? wow, what were you bafore?
and ya, uh, the matches were all god, they will be up when over dan meu gets em up, heh. Things on my end are goin good.
School starts on the 25th, did you get your unemployment check yet?
Devi





Aug 10 2008 11:54 PM