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-Rylan-

			"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy." Male 19 years old Inverness/Dumbledor (I hate Potter), Scotland United Kingdom Last Login: 5/29/2008
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General

THINGS. And plenty of them *wink* wait, that was quite filthy minded of you! Unless you were thinking of breasts. The blessed boastfulness breasts of Aphrodite the sex goddess. What? I don't know, don't ask. Just don't come crying to me when your world is empty of Aphrodite. I like art. Drawing, painting, shit smearing, etcetera. It's all good fun. You can do anything in art, totally limitless in potential. I mean... you could... have a giraffe having sex with a hippo if you wanted to! It's madness. I got DeviantArt, check it out. You know you want to :) It will blow your mind. My pistol not my art if You Don't Check MY FREAKING ART!!!!! :] ..
.. MY DEVIANT ART!

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Music

I like musicsh.
What can I say?

Movies

Filmsh are good too.
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Television

Books

Booksh are also good also, also.

Heroes

Conceited assholes are my heroes. Really? No, not really Oh? Yep, I could be telling lies.

-Rylan-'s Details

Status:	Engaged
Here for:	Dating, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Hobart
Body type:	Athletic
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Aquarius
Children:	I don't want kids
Occupation:	Porn Star and Psychic

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About me:
You will not believe the day I have had. So I'm not gonna bother tellin ya! Does it burn? Not knowing the amasing, exotic and supernatural things that have happened to me today? It sears inside your head like a nail fresh from a nail gun don't it!? Ask me an I'll tell ya.

I think it's safe to say that self-inflicted punch in the face usually helps... even if you can't remember why you did it in the first place. Man did I save that from being an awkward situation or what?

I speak for everyone when I say ripped jeans are cooler than non ripped jeans. But I only speak for myself when I say any cheese is tasty cheese. "Why is that relevant, wait why did you say that at all?!" did you say? I'm not sure... I'm starting to see the spiders again.

Sleep is for the weak.

Who I'd like to meet:
This. The Man. Phil Ken Sebben.

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Oh yeah, and a select few of 'the awesomes' that I know through myspace. Ask if it's you. Go ahead... if your not too scared to find out!

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-Rylan- has 88 friends.

Louis

Gord

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NoEmmy Piston

Stas

.'---CrazyTURK---'.

Liv

Dennis

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Jasmine

~Jen & Sometimes Jennifer~ ™

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Oioi Sazza'

Surgeon General

Joe

MakingFaces

Filiz

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too the stars!x!	Jul 3 2008 4:01 PM is myspace dead? xxxxxxxxxxx
The Stumpmiester	Jun 23 2008 10:26 AM why are your comments so long? too much effort, you still not drinking?
Filiz	Jun 15 2008 7:59 AM hey Rylan! how are you? are you coming to bodrum this year?:)
NoEmmy Piston	Jun 3 2008 5:56 PM ^{can't say i blame you. haven't logged on this shit myself in a while. myspace is so arbitrary and mundane. -frowns- you have a bebo, what a dork. -pokes- kiyo is a girls name, kyo is a boys name. =D kiyo is girls. im not bullshitting you. your angry! ... sorry... dont gimme a death glare.... -hides from death glare- saved up cash? thats sweet. i dunno how much £340 is but i know its a lot once i translate it to american coin. haha. what did it take for you to figure how to save? stop spending time in pubs did ye? thats all it was i bet! now you can use your money to buy an albino hippo and have it eat people! cuz they tear people in half so fast... hippos are awesome... but fat.. so not so awesome... i am doing nothing in my land! its boring and the temperatures are leaning towards a new apocalypse. -sigh- i dont care im going to hell. join me? imma start a mini army and when we all go to hell well revolt and take over! unless one of the bastards does seomthing stupid, like get into heaven -glares at potential army- NONE OF YOU BETTER SELF SACRIFICE.}
Liv	Jun 1 2008 12:44 AM heyyy. sorry for the excessively late reply. i havn't got so much time for the ol' computer nowdays :( so true about english. and becuase its a mangle of different languages half the time you can make up your own words and noone notices haha have you read any middle english literature? every second word is made up lol haha yes!! and he fights with mentok! "That's called mindtaking baby!!" XD haha fucking hilarious. thrid seasons comes out here soon :D have you seen the IT crowd? that's my new favourite! yeh those damn bras. but rylan, remember that you are such a whore that you dont wear a bra and its cold in scotland so you can see your nipples from a few blocks away. that is why you are so popular hahahahha oh really? thats awesome about the tracks!! do you have a new name? is it similar material or completely different? one of my friends (bigger music nerd than me haha studies at the conservatorium) was telling me about his new project. lots of samples like industrial sites and tap dancing, mixed with complex melodic structures and gregorian chants. im so excited to hear it. when he shares it ill pass it on to you :) would you mind putting your tracks in our sharing folder on msn? that would be awesome :) and the opera is finally finished!! it was quite stressful when it was on but i had a ball. and i also found out i look ridiculous with black hair haha ill try out for some new roles soon :) anything else been happening in the life of rylan?? ps O\|K... thats awesome :D liv
Dennis	May 30 2008 8:30 AM i am working a lot and i am studying lots of different philsophers of different historical periods. and in english we do a lot of grammar work an a bit of phoentics. so we do a lotta diferent stuff and it hardly get annyoing or boring. but its still alotta work to do compared back to the times of school. but you can still go out on the weekends, ofcourse. oh, did I call you a waitress :-/ sorry for that, but yes, thats a mistake non native speakers tend to make somehow. so no more Mr. Scottish Pornstar from now on, you ve become chatse :-p haha yes, but keep in mind: its hard to get a job afterwards. i, for example, will probably end up as a english/ethics teacher in school or doing lousy jobs in a newspaper company or as a promoter for charitable companies, like someone I know who has studied phil.
Gord	May 24 2008 11:27 AM Hey bro, how's it going? I'm working my last shift at the ned-plagued mood tonight :D Should be back in Inver in a couple of weeks, just gotta sort out a flat first. Make sure you have a JD coke waiting for me! Heh. Is louie on myspace by the way? x
Catriona	May 19 2008 9:03 AM alright! man i feel likes it bin months since iv had a sesh! are u guys still getting that flat in edinburgh?! if so am coming armed with jack daniels! :D hows life? xxxx
NoEmmy Piston	Apr 30 2008 6:01 PM Rylan dude. i need a nickname for you again. kiyo doesnt fit and not just cuz the way i spelled it is for GIRLS =] so intentional to.... anyways.... yaya money! and food! is that what you said? lemme check. oh no saving money. bleh looooser i AM scared of the sun! its hot and bright!! and it BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS your accent frightens me i dunno whatchu said but if your pulling accents ill pull an accent... hmmm what accent do i know??? the japanese one? HAHAHA YES ryran yu dunt even compreshend ze probrem vith ze aycent. gahaha i can SAY it but i can spell em out. and NO! its warm under your bed. hahaha and i found your teddy bear!!!! -throws bear- now go get it! -POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE POKE-
Dennis	Apr 29 2008 5:20 PM haha yes indeed. you tend to get more religious and less nihilistic. and (besides that you are drowning in work that has to be made anyways) you also decide, concerning your personal opinions towards life, to become more busy to get more out of life than before. oh, and religious isnt meant in a christian way. lets just say you get more opend minded concerning the possability of spiritual, creating excistences. funny thing: i can choose lessons in animal- or sporting-ethics in the further semesters :-D In germany, also the written law tells us otherwise, most teachers that have studied philosophy are only able to teach ethics, a "minor" section of this discipline at schools. i even had ethics for 1 year, as far as I can remember. thats good. so you work as a waitress now? did nt you work at or tried to get a job concerning decorating interior buildings, where you wanted to collect ideas for rather artsy topics (art deco etc.)? aaah my english teacher told me bout Glasgow. i wanna visit Scotland once. together with Australia / NZ and Japan its on the top of my curiosity list.
Liv	Apr 29 2008 4:46 AM No problem at all Sir Harvey, I'm a little tardy myself :P Most definatly! I always read his books soooo slowly, purely because i want to fully appreciate its beauty. They truely are amazingly written. But yeh i agree on the English usually being retarded though XD it just a hybrid of everyone else's languages, the silly bits mushed together lol Uh, Rylan...Psychology and Harvey Birdman are the same thing.... Didn't you know that? XD But yes, the answer is yes. What other characters do you like? Actually, i had a dream last night. And it concerned you. And a voiceover. Very unusual. Do you wear fishnet stockings whilst at work? Because if you do i dont think i could help myself hahaha What have you been thinking of in terms of ideas? Art? Music? I miss your music :( Although i still have some tracks on my mp3 :) I'm not too bad though, second day back at school and already exhausted XD should be a busy term, but at least it should go quickly. Oh, and i'm in an opera XD performanaces start in 2 weeks. Should be fun. I still laugh when i think about it though..."I'm in an opera". I question the legality of it all.
Catriona	Apr 28 2008 5:04 AM haha cool, na weekends are boring at uni most ppl go home haha i did indeed :D:D xxx
Catriona	Apr 26 2008 10:48 AM hey home slice everythin alrite?! wats with the random txt last night? hope ur not in trouble! xxxx
Liv	Apr 21 2008 11:59 PM Lovecraft is fucking AMAZING. All his stuff is so well written. He's influenced so many people. And that's not even restrained to literature either. It's a whole Lovecraftian style. Pure genious. Do you have a favourite volume of omnibus? Myron Reducto and Mentok are awesome too hehe whhhoooo eeeeee whoooooo. I now have my dad addicted too XD Must be a scottish thing. Which made me think of something. You have an accent. That's fucking brilliant! I want to hear it :D Sure, Freud was innovative, I just don't agree with his theories. He was very intelligent and a great developer of Determinism, but when he uncovered issues such as child sexual abuse, but because of the whole tabboo in the cultural context of the time, he concealed the issue of abuse as the child having a fantasy and hence it being no problem. I don't know, I kinda find that a bit fucked. And the whole Oedipus thing is pretty icky too. Aww i'm glad to hear your feeling better. :) cause you were sick for aaaaages. It's ok though dude, you'll be on a street corner in no time at all hahaha anyways, what have you been busy with lately?
NoEmmy Piston	Apr 19 2008 9:39 PM ^{pshh i have all of radiohead ALL of it!!!! xD =O you're not moving till september? -gasp- poor you. i think? no poor you? are you happy? haha i dont know my head kind of hurts ive been staring at the screen approx. 6 hours. ouch. why are you bored!!! go have fun! go go do it! ive lockerd myself in my room. =[ because its really hot outside and my skin is blistering! i must hide form the sun so i dont blister!!! its really sad, californian whos allergic to the sun. thats like an eskimo allergic to the snow. haha. imagine... how cool... i want to meet an eskimo now.. thats allergic to the snow. ok ok BYE -POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE- haha ive TOTALLY been under your bed like a week now and you havent even noticed! BWAHAHAHAHA -btw i have a crappy evil laugh, its probably sound like that. BWAHAHA- xD}
Dennis	Apr 18 2008 5:19 AM no prob! the internet is a slow place to be concerning conatcts etc. yes, he is a teacher, but sadly not mine for this semester. i will have an introductional course we re we read a mxture of the most important thinkers and i have a special course for Aristoteles and his ethics, where he describes what is good to do when interacting with other people, but (what special for this period) not in form of ideals, but by looking at human behaviour in the real life. you need more enthusiasm? i think i know what you mean. 2007 where i hardly did anything than small jobs and trying to get back to University i became a pretty lazy and comfortable person too. but didnt you start a job development. you actually should be pretty busy and enthusiastic at this point.
too the stars!x!	Apr 17 2008 4:59 AM hey there cheeky how are you?? the popes ahaunting me :( xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Liv	Apr 13 2008 9:04 PM Quite indeed! Someone should be a writer...speaking of which, have you seen or read Naked Lunch? It's fucking genious...and of course completely crazy. Think typewriters, heroin and 3foot cockroaches. And i have to say, thanks to you, i am totally hooked on Harvey Birdman, it's quite chronic :D Unfortunatly they only have the first season out here. Phil Ken Sebben quotes all round! The "Ha ha. Freudian" made me die. Gherkins as a phallic symbol hahahaha. My english teacher is a psycho-analytically obsessed asshole, everything is related to phallicism and the Oedipus complex. To express my hate for him (we've fought over philosophical matters from day 1), ive adopted considering everything in a Freudian manner; such as Phil and his gherkins :D are you feeling any better? are you exploring male prostitution like you mentioned? haha
NoEmmy Piston	Apr 13 2008 6:58 PM ^{AHHHHHH radiohead! i love radiohead! ahahaha ok ok im done being a fan im officially done now...}
NoEmmy Piston	Apr 13 2008 6:56 PM ^{=O i want cheese!!!!!!! lol cheese.... and hell the fuck yes ripped jeans are awesome except for the store bought ripped jeans wtf is up with those shits? the cool part about ripped jeans is the story of WHY their ripped. not "some poor taiwanese boy shredded these so i could pay a buttload." eh im bored xD}
NoEmmy Piston	Apr 13 2008 3:44 PM ^{sorry i havent responded =] the waether is so bad now =[ its like a billion degrees!!! ok not that much but still. i'm melting and withering to nothing!! and black hair attracts more light! i miss blonde =[ soooo whatchyu up to? WHAT? tell me!!!! it better be fun... eh i dont have much to say now. =/ so bye bye -poke-}
Dennis	Apr 11 2008 5:07 AM my studying gonna start next week :-D philosophy and anglistik (english language, history and culture). yesterday i met one of my tutors, the first real philosopher I ever saw in person. a very friendly, relaxed and gay (in the old non-homo meaning) person! cool your coming to Hessen. the coolest places in Frankfurt are probably the "zeil gallery" shopping mile and the Nachtleben Club. good concerts from time to time :-D i hope i can show them to you!
NoEmmy Piston	Apr 8 2008 5:11 PM ^{I've been here, in my house, sleeping. Pshh where have you been? Insults? Aha I am mean huh? Lol i do it cuz i care, bastard. You're gaining weight? Ewwww. No one likes a fat balding Scot dude, no ONE. Aha if you get fat I'm sooo poking yer blubber, then quiting the fan club. Pshh the fans will revolt! Aha your mum will to. xD If they're not blinded by your reflecting scalp first. ARE you balding? OH I'm buying you a wig. Or I'll make you one, out of poodle hair. You can wear the white and black for and call yourself Don King -google that if you don't get the reference cuz i'm too lazy to do it myself, you non-boxing person!- and my eyes are that huge. lol xD I'ma bug eyed bastard! i am an IGUANA. [ahaha do they even have bug-eyes? guppy fish is better ne? but their stupid. ah w/e thinking hurts me head.] -POKEITY POKE-}
Nice for Flowers (NEW SONG UP!)	Apr 1 2008 4:17 AM He moved to London to become a pilot! We still see him often and have a great laugh but he's not up in Aberdeen enough to write songs and play gigs, so we've had to carry on without him. Why? Did u know Josh? x
J Murda	Mar 31 2008 9:41 AM i'm doing pretty great. actually getting some art shows! woo! workin my butt off. how about rylan? i'll next day air that slap on out. :P
Catriona	Mar 31 2008 6:58 AM oh yea its sooo cool eh i havnt seen that flim yet. we watch final fantasy 4 on it was a rubbish film but blue ray makes such a difference naice! :D xxx
Catriona	Mar 30 2008 2:22 PM lol yes the glass is half full :D oh yea damn ur good memory lol hows about a shot and a drink :D yeas! but i might forget. hope u have a good night with beer dvd and bear lol xxx
NoEmmy Piston	Mar 30 2008 12:54 PM ^{chicken scratch! c'mon! it's people with really shoddy writing and it looks like shit and you cant really read it half of the time! its a stupid expression but thats what it means =O hijacking starbucks!! chyes!!! laughes evilly. if we hijack one why are we paying for drinks.... SOMEONE NEEDS SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP -coughMEcough- but mainly you, i assume hijacking means free so YAY free drinks and if it doesnt we'll beat the crap out of one of the starbucks guys, and by WE i mean YOU =] oh terminator look alitke... i saw the REAL ONE OMG OMG OMG Arnold SchwahfawejgniowergmiER that one ahah i hate his damn long name but i saw him and he is HUMONGOMAMMOTHABLE i dunno what that means but it sounds big so yeah aha it was a long time ago tho' back when he was still big from terminator and not a flabby politician -POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE- taller version than me? -GASP- it's my doppelganger! oh crap my doppelganger! ahaha did you attack her? DID YOU! i bet you did! and then she beat the crap out of you i betcha!!! nah nevermind if im wrong i dont have the cash to pay up i retract my bet. DAMMIT YAY non-dying livingness! you should celebrate by killing your liver, proper way to enjoy the livingness...thingermajiger...thing...object...whatever. -POKITY POKE POKE POKER-}
NoEmmy Piston	Mar 30 2008 12:37 PM ^{that last cmmt was SOO long myspace cut it after how....}
Catriona	Mar 29 2008 4:39 PM yea tis good! :D am going home 4th of april for 2 weeks :D so save ur moneys so we can all go out on following thursday n i get my bursary that day so drinks on me! :D (Well maybe just one drink lol) xxx
NoEmmy Piston	Mar 29 2008 4:31 PM SLAP
NoEmmy Piston	Mar 29 2008 4:29 PM ^{i forgot... are you still dying? ARE YOU!!! hope not...}
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