About me: I may or may not be from planet Earth, who knows and honestly Who cares. Im Samir, I'm a mix between Spider-Man, DareDevil, & Flash & dont be fooled by my image, im an extremely intellectual person, and i love associating myself positive intellectualls like myself,Im a smart well rounded character living the life of a ghetto spanish nigga, Im a chiko, i DETEST money, i adore women, women seem to be my only addiction, nd my impala. Sex is the greatest passion in my life. Sex is my craft and I'm always trying to perfect it, nothing i do is more fulfilling than sexually pleasing women.
I hate society. I'm also unhappy about our youth having the wrong role models. Kids looking up to rappers and actors intsead of Martin Luther King, Ghandi, Obama, among other postive and influential role models. I dislike and don't associate myself with negative people
I love porn and MMA (Mixed Martial Arts). Sex, school, MMA & Porn seem to be only things keeping me sane. Also I almost love organic peanut butter as much as sex, I feel bad for ignorant people, i love to listen (honestly), I wish i cared more for what people thought of me cause i dont give a fuck what any one thinks of me. When i look at myself in the mirror i see the person i was destined to be.
I'm the life of the party everywhere i go & i always am the center of attention everywhere i go. I'm very intellectual, but my looks give the total opposite appearance, which i dont care. I used it as a tool, because if you, females, don't want to talk to me becuase you use my appearance as a source to measure my intellect and how i treat people, then your obviously someone with a narrow paradigm and i wouldn't even want to associate myself with you.
my favorite color is red,Love both my parents I'm very loyal to ma niggaz and i love em all 2 death.
I love myself.I may love myself a little too much i love myself so much i'm drug free believe it or not. i maintain a healthy lifestyleI wrote alot because i feel like im very misunderstood and if you read up to here, you are a loser....lol j.k.
I'm hilarious, confident, great sense of humor, smart, sexy, spontaneous, you'll never know what im going to do or say next, and if your a girl LET ME HIT IT!! J.K. but seriously and thats just a little about myself
Who I'd like to meet: .Sexually liberal & open minded women.
.Anyone that masterbates or watches more porn than me, cause that person doesnt exist.
.SPIDER-MAN.
.My future ex wife/baby momma.
.Aristotle, Plato, Socrates, Galileo.
.sex workers.
.Walter Mercado.
.Sigmund Freud.
.sexaholics.
.Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin.
.good lookin' smart kinky freeky women.
.women that love watching porn.
.anybody.
.MiLFs.
.everybody.
.Michael Jordan.
.Aventura.
.Vida Guerra <--I'll eat her ass suck her toes w.e.
.Halle Berry.
.ALL the porn chicks that i beat my meat to.
.Melissa Ford.
.J.LO.
.Latin women.
.Black women.
.all types of women, im not picky believe me.
.Garcelle Beauvis.
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