SelArom

About me:

Why don't I have any friends on myspace? Is it because I d0n'+ tALk LikE a l33T fUcKiNg L00$3R? Is it because I'm not a slutty bitch who puts slutty pictures (that I took at Glamour Shots, okay? fucking GLAMOUR SHOTS!) of my slutty body in slutty poses? Is it because I don't make my profile look like it was made by a blind 12 year old with a dark font against a dark background with a slutty bitch/shitty band/picture of death or something else that makes it FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO READ YOUR MINDLESS DRIVEL? Is it because I don't put a retarded music video that AUTOMATICALLY FUCKING PLAYS EVEN THOUGH NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHITTY TASTE IN MUSIC SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS NOT FUCKING HAVE IT PLAY AUTOMATICALLY? Is it because I don't write a boring blog everyday talking about where I went to eat with my loser friends or how my ex-girlfriend is such a bitch but I love her anyway or any of the other mindless shit nobody cares about? Is it because I don't add 364 people to my list just so I can feel important that i have 364 strangers that I will never talk to on my "friend list"? Is it because I don't want to accept you as a friend so you can post flyers for your shows on my comment section instead of actually FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING? Is it because I want to have an actual, meaningful conversation with somebody who actually has something to say instead of just talking about myself?

Truth be told, I WANT to meet new people. Interesting people... people that do not fit into the categories so spitefully outlined above. People that in fact, don't try to fit into ANY category other than the one they make for themselves. If you are such a person, please take the time to introduce yourself, as I would love to get to know you. But please do not send me blind friend requests without even taking the time to first at the very least send a message introducing yourself! How can I be your friend if I don't even know your name?