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Sierra wrote this for me, and it's amazing, so amazing it gets to be in BOLD!
Written by Ike Fucking Turner (aka tiny sierra.)
Once upon a time there was an amazing girl named Sarah. Sarah moved to a small drug-infested city and took a job as a telemarketer.
that's where she met me. I gave her jolly rancher lolly pops and we were fast friends. Sarah is always funny and always comming up with fun things to do. for example:
Across the room office hangman.
as dirty as you can get at work word association.
how much can we make sierra spit on her computer screen without the boss noticing?
And, how far can we push our co-workers before they laugh on a call?
that last one was a personal favorite.
Good things about sarah:
Sarah can cook amazing things. Like coconut sticky rice, and home made chicken soup. she also likes doing dishes and you can be fairly certain that her house will smell faintly of bleach on a sunday afternoon (which makes you feel clean and germ free.) sarcar is the queen of the random non-sequeter, you're never quite sure what you're going to get with her.
Bad things about sarah:
She refuses to dye her own hair.
she is not afraid of the things most people are afraid of and is afraid of the things most people are not, and thus is hard to predict and/or prank/scare.
she's totally hot and wont believe you if you tell her so.
she still doesnt love her breasts enough.
she's hard to convince that getting drunk and running around naked is, in fact, a good plan.
i still love her anyway.
she's also incredibly hard to write about.
let's just say she's my favorite little sister extraordinare and often i'm taken aback at how wonderful she really is.
I call the steps to assemble things "destructions" for a very important reason.
I'm only accident prone with other people's things...sorry about that sideview mirror Mindy!
If you can verbally abuse a boy until he cries, you've won the bitchlympics
