YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SUCKAS, AFTER 9 YEARS WE ARE STILL HERE. WE'VE HAD SHIT TALKED, SHIT STALKED, SHIT DONE, SHIT THROWN, SHIT BROKEN, SHIT CAUGHT ON FIRE, SHIT STOLEN, SHIT JUST PLAIN RIPPED OFF, SHIT STARTED, SHIT ON A SHINGLE, SHIT ON A STICK, SHIT ON JOHNNY'S DICK, STUPID ASS "YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR NAME" SHIT FROM OTHER BANDS CALLED THE DRUNKS... AND THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT, JEALOUS SHIT, BORING SHIT, STUPID SHIT, THEM 3 DAY HANGOVER SHITS, CRAZY BITCH SHIT, MEXICAN FOOD SHIT, TOO DRUNK TO TELL IF I'M SPELLIN SHIT RIGHT ANYMORE SHIT, SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT... HEY!! BUT LOOK OUT, ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW SHIT?!? WE'VE GOT IT, AND WE WILL BRING IT.. WE'VE GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE AND WE'VE PAID OUR DUES... HOW ABOUT YOU?? SUCKA!!!
THIS AIN'T NO FASHION SHOW, IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' ROCK SHOW!!
So here it is. The event to end all events. We've got birthdays! We've got birthday suits! We've got Lone Star beer ya'll! We've got some killer kickass music! A new side project from the likes of us and Lastman is debuting this evening. It's called Ten Ton Hammer and it is HEAVY! Bring yer devil horns and a thirst for the greatest invention known to man...beer! Oh, and rock and roll! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!! -Aaron "Dusty" Gringo (el Jefe)
Thanks for being our friend! All our Houston-area friends we need your help to win the Battle of the Bands @ Fitzgerald's on June 28th! Comment us back and have a badass weekend ..m/
okay! cool i'll try and make it out!! love to see yall again!! i know, dude we getting old, but better!! hey you take care and hope to see you soon too!! peace and grease!
cool! i'll try relly hard to be there.....let me know where. wow! your oldest just finished high school!! damn! man, next thing you know you'll be called grandpa!! lol! jk.. man, no really i hope that doesn't happen that soon. that's awesome! is he going to be going to college??
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