+ My loving subjects, please allow me to introduce myself as your humble and oh-so-handsome ruler, Tauhid. [[That's TOW-heed not TOE-hid, iight??]]. Frankly speaking, I'm delusional. I think I have friends, but people actually only talk to me out of pity. I strongly believe that I shall rule the world someday, as I also strongly believe that I am extremely good-looking, well-spoken, intelligent and a resourceful leader, all which are completely untrue. I'm really concieted and I PMS more in one month than most women do in their entire lives. I have huge tits which many people love to grope, possibly because I'm the easiest hoe you'll ever find in your life and you know I'll let you if you wanna touchy ;] + I think I'm smart. Especially in math. Which is true, but only acedemically. If you meet me in real life I'll probably have you wondering why I'm not in a special ed program... or why you didn't get a piece of this raw hunk of man meat before ;] ...Anyways, my education is extremely important to me. I love the elation of comprehending the intrinsic complexities of life itself. And I love using big words trying to sound all shmart, hyuck-hyuck. It makes me feel better about being retarded.
+ I enjoy BALLIN'!!! But I really suck. I should go back to making out with my calculator. Enough about that.
+ My best friend since I was like 4 years old was Liza. OMG shes so freakin weird but damni love that girl. Then there's Ahsan, who used to be my number one undercover loverbrother from another mother until he beat me in the competition for World's Best Jaw(As endorsed by Maisa and Neharah). It's OK, I'll continue my flamingly homosexual relationship with him until he realzies that I'm playing him with a million other men such as Hasibul and Ashraf and a handful of women that won't be named here because I don't want to reveal that it was actually ME who might have given them their STDs. One woman who refused to have sexual relations with me even though it's my deepest desire for her to is Maisa Miriam Siddique. She has the paitence and beauty of twilight during a summer's day... espeically one during which her hair was "glisteneing in the sun". But seriously, she means so much to me and I wonder how she puts up with me... and why she won'tput out to me. One person whom I adore who would probably condemn me for all the sexual relations I listed above is Neharah Gill. I've only been friends with her for a year but it's like I've known her for my entire life. We're close like that --> ||. She's the one who makes it seem so easy to hold it all together. And then there's Priyanka Vashisht. But she doesn't matter that much.
+ SHOU'OUT TO ALL DEM OTHA HOES. I'm sorry I can't list you here right now. I'm just a "GIGOLO ALWAYS ON THE GO"...
Who I'd like to meet:
Take the quiz: Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you? White Ranger You are the White Ranger, you are Tommy. Your weapon is the Saba. You are the tiger and the falcon.
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