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The Cinema Snob
Parody / Rated R / Sketch Comedy
The Cinema Snob See NEW Videos at www.youtube.com/thecinemasnob

Male
27 years old
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 12/2/2009
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Help support the show! Visit the September 9th entry in my myspace blog to donate shitty movies to the Snob for a review!!

The Cinema Snob is a satirical series of reviews featuring a fictional character created and portrayed by Brad Jones.

The Cinema Snob LOVES himself some classics of arthouse cinema and goes to sleep at night dreaming of the films of Fellini, Kurosawa, Godard, and Bergman. But what happens when this pretentious snob is given the task of reviewing low budget exploitation flicks of the past?
Websiteyoutube.com/thecinemasnob

    The Cinema Snob's Interests
GeneralThe Cinema Snob enjoys sitting in his big comfortable chair, pouring a nice glass of Klinker Brick Wine, playing the lost classics of Beethoven, while randomly pointing his finger to a selection of the steller AFI 100 Greatest Movies list and popping in a sure-thing cinema classic.
MoviesThe Snob enjoys such classics as Citizen Kane, Belle De Jour, Gone with the Wind, Lawrence of Arabia, The Wizard of Oz, Being John Malkovich, Ghost World, The Searchers, The African Queen, The Grapes of Wrath, Gosford Park, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Nashville, Ben-Hur, An American in Paris, Shane, The Birth of a Nation, Doctor Zhivago, High Noon, Titanic, Sophie's Choice, The Last Picture Show
HeroesWell of course The Cinema Snob joins hands with other fellow pretentious snobs in rejoicing the likes of Terrence Malick, David Lean, Robert, Altman, Steven Soderbergh, Akira Kurosawa, Ingmar Bergman, Jean-Luc Godard, Steven Spielberg, Fellini, John Ford, Michael Cimino, Wong Kar-wai, Spike Jonze, Paul Thomas Anderson, Lars Von Trier, Gus Van Sant, etc

     The Cinema Snob's Details
Status:Engaged
Orientation:Straight
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate
Income:$150,000 to $250,000


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ZOMBIE 4: AFTER DEATH by The Cinema Snob
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ELSA FRAULEIN SS by The Cinema Snob
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SATAN'S CHILDREN reviewed by The Cinema Snob
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67. Alienator

66. Demented Death Farm Massacre

65. Brazilian Star Wars

64. Turkish Star Wars

63. Deep Throat Part II

62. Death Nurse

61. Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes

60. Zombie 6: Monster Hunter

59. Shriek of the Mutilated

58. War of the Wizards

57. Helga, She Wolf of Spilberg

56. Bruno Mattei's Terminator II

55. Nail Gun Massacre

54. American Commando 2: Hunting Express

53. Ninja of the Magnificence

52. Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent

51. Full Metal Ninja

50. Zombie Vs. Ninja

49. Strike of the Panther

48. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning

47. Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws

46. The Stewardesses 3-D

45. The Galaxy Invader

44. Tales from the Quadead Zone

43. Salo, Or The 120 Days of Sodom

42. Slugs

41. The Refrigerator

40. The Italian Stallion

39. Horror of the Zombies

38. Black Devil Doll From Hell

37. Day of the Panther

36. Savage Weekend

35. Frankenstein Island

34. Elsa Fraulein SS

33. Mother's Day

32. The Black Six

31. The Eerie Midnight Horror Show

30. Monkey with 72 Magic

29. Woodchipper Massacre

28. Blood of Ghastly Horror

27. Zombie 5: Killing Birds

26. Snuff

25. Ninja Untouchables

24. Zombie Lake

23. The Hand of Pleasure

22. Terror At Orgy Castle

21. Evil Come Evil Go

20. Blood Freak

19. Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger

18. Zombie 4: After Death

17. Horrifying Experiments of the SS Last Days

16. Satan's Children

15. Unhinged

14. Savage Vengeance

13. Don't Go Near The Park

12. Alucarda

11. Holocaust 2

10. Video Violence

9. Impulse

8. Brutes and Savages

7. Zero In and Scream

6. Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo

5. Sadomania

4. Crazy Fat Ethel II

3. Wanda, The Sadistic Hypnotist

2. Porno Holocaust

1. Burial Ground: Nights of Terror

Brad can also be heard as the co-host for the podcast "Radiodrome."


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All of the fine artists who have caused that first single tear to flow from my watery eye.

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chris

chris



Dec 3 2009 12:48 AM

Thanks for the add Brad. Seeing your reviews reminds of some of the most random films I could remember such as this one.
BIZARRE & NEEDS FETISHES

Jordi Ortega



Dec 2 2009 4:18 PM

One Winged Angel

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Nov 13 2009 8:31 PM

Lawrence

Lawrence Chicoine



Nov 7 2009 2:12 PM

Please check out my space.

Brett

Brett



Nov 5 2009 11:46 PM

The south park version of you, looks like an exact replica of you.
The Original Mexican Bob

Jimmy Laine



Oct 26 2009 3:39 AM

One Winged Angel

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Oct 8 2009 8:36 PM

The Original Mexican Bob

Jimmy Laine



Sep 21 2009 5:26 AM

Man...



SOO BAD!
The Wedding Photographer

Martin Henderson



Sep 12 2009 5:12 PM

Have a Great Weekend!!!!!! Got family pics, , check out my Blogs for more information


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Sep 10 2009 9:43 PM

Thanks for the add!  Hopefully one day, a shitty movie that we made will be ripped a new asshole by you!
Elohymn

Elohymn



Aug 31 2009 9:02 PM

Thanks for the add, I hope you're feeling better!  I just stumbled across your videos on Youtube and loved them, you're hilarious!  Keep up the great work and kudos to your Cinema Snob videos!  Welcome to my haunted corner of musical doom.

Cheers,
Elohymn.


 


Madam Melva

Madam Melva



Aug 31 2009 12:26 PM

Hey Brad, it's me again! Just to let you know you'll be getting 2 different DVDs in the mail. ONe is this Dracula double-feature my husband burned himself (good quality with some grindhouse trailers!). The other is the 80s movie "976-EVIL," directed by Robert England!

Wilhelm of Coal

William Bielski



Aug 30 2009 9:24 PM

Not too fond of FLCL?
As much as I personally love the show, staring at a strobe light for 2 hours kind of has a similar effect to watching the whole series.

It totally makes sense after the 5th time through though.

I really dig your stuff and keep up the outstanding satire.
Welcome to the Cypher Zone

Rafael Madera



Aug 26 2009 6:56 PM


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Dr. Psycho

Dr. Psycho



Aug 25 2009 3:49 PM

Hey Snob, ever heard of Winterbeast? You have to review that movie, it makes Monster Hunter look like a masterpiece of epic proportions.
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Aug 19 2009 5:58 PM

hey there Brad! How's it going? Can't wait till the next video! Anyone send you Zombi 7 links yet? If they do share!!! lol!
Jessica

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Aug 15 2009 1:18 AM





Ian

Ian



Aug 13 2009 2:41 AM

zombie 90:extreme pestilence. that is the actual dubbing i didn't do it. I'll try 2 mail u a copy
MR. DURANT

MR. DURANT



Aug 10 2009 12:44 AM

I got to figure somebody didn't like one of your videos because of the film or actor you mentioned so they got all in a tizzy about it. Still you are one of the reasons I watch youtube. You should do your own site.
Googopqp

Googopqp



Aug 9 2009 9:55 PM

Ur reviews kick ass, too bad those pussies over at YouTube couldn't handle them!
The Original Mexican Bob

Jimmy Laine



Aug 7 2009 12:56 PM

Nathaniel Guest A.K.A. D.Swift

Nathaniel Guest A.K.A. D.Swift



Aug 3 2009 11:11 PM

WTF! why would they suspend you? that shi is ridiculous,one of the only reasons I watch youtube at all other than to post vids of me drunkingly freestyling,is to be no more?f that man you gonna post ivds elsewhere?I always look forward to your vids.Damn it!
M.Seijin

M.Seijin



Aug 3 2009 12:34 AM

Well, YouTube Suspended you again. Jesus Fuckin' Christ, these people need to fuck off and leave you alone! I doubt you'll be able to fix this, I suggest making an offical website and posting videos there. Yeah! Then you can show sex scenes and not have to limit reviews to 10 min. What are you gonna do?
One Winged Angel

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