The Relocated Midwesterner
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Posted at 5:15 AM Jan 14 view more
andrew davis
- BROOKLYN, US
- Last Login: 1/26/2010
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Music Player
Interests
General
booze and women in no particular orderMusic
Alice Donut, Ed Hall, Jesus Lizard, Joe South, Jerry Reed, The Kinks, The Rolling Stones, Primus, Ten Benson, THe Country Teasers, THe Butthole Surfers, Cows, Run Westy Run, Merle Haggard, NoMeansNo, Television, Stooges, Joan Jett, The Carter Family, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Fugazi, Big Black, The Residents, Dwarves, Steel Pole Bathtub, Melvins, Unsane, Tom Waits, Fu Manchu, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Pogues, Slint, Palace (Will Oldham), Bad Livers, Supersuckers, Hammerhead, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Ween, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Waylon Jennings, David Allen Coe, Cab Calloway, Fear, VoiVod,Frank Zappa, Heroine Sheiks, Kita, Mule, Flatlanders, Chowchilla, Mr. Clean, The Eyeball Gang, High Horses, The Hellacious Cunts, Spikedriver, Jon Wayne (the band not the dead actor), .. width="425" height="350">......>Movies
Dr. Strangelove, Dead Alive, Entrails of a Virgin, Happiness, Vernon Florida, The Bad News Bears (the first one you dolts), Withnail and I, After Hours, Brazil, Team America, Smokefire, Icchi the Killer, Zombie, Yellowbeard, Buffalo 66, All cartoons by Don Hertzfeldt, Royal tenenbahms, Mirrormask, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old version), Strange Brew, Caddyshack, Adaptation, Blues Brothers, Meatballs, Dead Alive, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Blood Feast, Ed Wood, Ms. 45, Bad Luetenant, The First Three Muppet Movies, The Jerk, The Book of Morman Vol. 1, Airplane, Kentucky Fried Movie, Dark Crystal, Requiem for a Dream, Parents, Audition, Gremlins, Magic, 2001, Trainspotting, Koyaanisqatsi, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Office Space, Smokey and the Bandit, Barfly, Borat, Repo Man, Slap shot, Death Race 2000, .. width="425" height="350">......>Television
South Park, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Family Guy, Nearly all of the sunday lineup of Adult Swim, The Office (U.K. and U.S.), Wondershowzin, World's Most Dangerous Animals, World's Stupidest people, Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, The Goodies, The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse, Judge Joe Brown, Family Feud (the Richard Karn yearsBooks
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Any type of creepy true crime stuff, The complete works of Ed Gein, The Bible, Modern Drunkard, Fight club, American Psycho, John Wayne Gacy's tears of a clown, Art works with boobies, Still Life of a Woodpecker, Zen and hte Art of Motorcycle Maitenence,Heroes
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Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Iowa City, Iowa
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 1" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: bartender
Schools
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Iowa City High School
- Iowa City, IA
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: drinking
- Minor: smoking
- Clubs: seal clubbing
1988 to 1991
Networking
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Dry/black humor. Get it?
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I have that super bland midwestern accent the kids like
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I will act in your movie if your movie is not terrible
Zombies
Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 20, 2009 9:03 AM nearly birthday time
- May 27, 2009 7:54 AM dont want to talk about it
- Nov 30, 2008 9:14 PM My life could not be better
- Dec 13, 2007 6:22 AM The Goonies Dick Joke
- Jan 18, 2007 10:31 AM The Wacky Adventures of Creepy Sally and Bobby Diapers Vol. 3 - Bloody Hell
Blurbs
About me:
Displaced Iowan in Brooklyn. Aspiring filmmaker/writer. Accomplished musician. Downtrodden Bartender. Oh yes and I only have 9 1/2 toes.Who I'd like to meet:
Some of the people most of the time, most of the people none of the time.
Comments
Aug 7 2009 3:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 15 2009 2:45 PM
guess it's art eh?
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Nov 8 2008 5:23 PM
COME LISTEN TO OUR DEBUT SONG AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!!
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do you still have the same number after that guy smashed your phone? Or are you ignoring my texts?
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