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  • Jonathan Shaffer

  • 22 / Male
  • Boynton Beach, Florida, US
  • Last Login: 12/5/2009

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Interests

  • General

    .. Baking, Writting, Acting, Anime, Cosplay, Cooking, Sleeping, Drawing, Video Games, Voice Acting. Photobucket
    Name:Jonathan Lawrence Shaffer the 87th Esquire the 3rd.
    Birthdate:06/23/87
    Birthplace:FLORIDIA!!!!
    Current Location:FLORIDIA!!!!
    Hair Color:Auburn / dirty blonde, IM DIRTY!!!!
    Height:tall enuff. (5'7'')
    Weight:heavy enuff. (110lbs)
    Piercings:NO!
    Tatoos:NO!
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:NO!
    Overused Phraze:NO!
    FAVORITES
    Food:Lazagna
    Candy:KIT KAT MUH FUCKER
    Number:37
    Color:green
    Animal:LION (penguins also)
    Drink:COCOCOLA
    Alcohol Drink:COCOCOLA w/ RUM!!!!!!!
    Bagel:PLAIN w/ PLAIN i am boring.
    Letter:S
    Body Part on Opposite sex:BOOBS i wont lie. And eyes but mostly boobs.
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:COKE
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:I DONT CARE ANYMORE
    Strawberry or Watermelon:NECTURINE!!!
    Hot tea or Ice tea:COKE
    Chocolate or VanillaCOKE
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:COKE
    Kiss or Hug:COKE er.... either is hokaY!!!
    Dog or Cat:gato
    Rap or Punk:I dont like either so i say COKE
    Summer or Winter:SUMMer
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:Funny
    Love or Money:Love
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:NOW
    Most Missed Memory:11th grade
    Best phyiscal feature:six pack
    First Thought Waking Up:DAMN im sexy
    Goal for this year:to be sexy
    Best Friends:philip, chris, segal.
    Weakness:kryptonite and the sad puppy face.
    Fears:rabies, bad toast, being sat on by very fat people.
    Heritage:human
    Longest relationship:6 months
    HAVE YOU...
    Ever Drank:yes
    Ever Smoked:no
    Pot:no
    Ever been Drunk:sadly
    Ever been beaten up:once or twice
    Ever beaten someone up:ALL THE TIME
    Ever Shoplifted:yes
    Ever Skinny Dipped:yes most fun you can have in a pool being naked.
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:Yes.
    Been Dumped Lately:yes i have been dumped lately harumph!
    IN A GUY/GIRL
    Favorite Eye Color:Blue / green and by that i mean hazel.
    Favorite Hair Color:BRUNETTE
    Short or Long:medium to short usually.
    Height:same or shorter
    Style:option along with clothing.
    Looks or Personality:personality
    Hot or Cutewarm
    Drugs and Alcohol:NOOOO
    Muscular or Really Skinny:NOOOO
    RANDOMS
    Number of Regrets in the Past:13247008937098327543895746748095340985374958732409587345983... 7177y
    What country do you want to Visit:japan and or urth either.
    How do you want to Die:dead
    Been to the Mall Lately:YES w/ pamda bear. har har har
    Do you like Thunderstorms:YES i was born in one.
    Get along with your Parents:sure
    Health Freak:HELL NO
    Do you think your Attractive:I think im SESCKSY!!!
    Believe in Yourself:yes and genies.
    Want to go to College:IM IN COLLEGE BITCH!!!
    Do you Smoke:DO YOU LISTEN!?
    Do you Drink:every now and again. not often.
    Shower Daily:usually
    Been in Love:SURE.... >.>
    Do you Sing:I AM NOW!!!!
    Want to get Married:I DO
    Do you want Children:I HAVE CHILDREN.
    Have your future kids names planned out:The ones that arent born yes.
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:NOW or later. like the candy. its delicious i love now and laters. I think i'll get one now.
    Hate anyone:or later.... Alec Baldwin

    CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
  • Music

    .. Psycho Le Cemu, Dir En Grey, L'arc en Ceil, Noiz, Linkin Park, Snow Patrol, Sum 41, XJapan, Sex Machine Guns, Nobuo Uematsu, The Wallflowers, Jack Johnson, Lazlo Bane, American Hi Fi, Josh Groban, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, System of a Down, Akon, Gym Class Heroes, Dr. Dre, Ying Yang Twins, Kenny G, Michael Bolton, Brian Adams, Remy Zero, AFI, Story of the Year, Hoobastank, Skillet, John Leggend, Boyz to Men, Salt n Pepper, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is, HelloGoodbye, Motion City Soundtrack, Will Smith.
  • Movies

    .. Superman The Movie, Superman II, Superman III, Superman IV: The Quest For Hope, Superman Returns, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, Batman Begins, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, Masked Rider First, Cromartie High School The Movie, Love Actually, Ghost Rider, Ultimate Avengers, Hitch, Resevoir Dogs, Snatch, Borat, Date Movie, Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 4, Transformers The Movie, Lost In Space, Galaxy Quest, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura 2, The Mask, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Powers 3: Goldmember, Blue Collar Comedy Tour Movie, Xmen, Xmen 2, Xmen 3, Karas, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
  • Television

    .. Smallville, Tenjho Tenge, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Naruto:Rebel Fighters, Who wants to be a superhero, Desert Punk, Lois and Clark: The new adventures of Superman, Utawarerumono, Bio Booster Armor Guyver, .hack//sign, .hack//roots, Cromartie High, Heroes, Rome, Deadwood, Dead Like Me, King of Queens.
  • Books

    .. Good Omens, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Superman Comics, X-Men Comics, stuff chris ferrin writes.
  • Heroes

    .. Superman, Clark Kent, Desert Punk, Xtina, Dez, Chuck Norris, Chris Ferrin, Superman, Pyro, Angel, Godzilla, Shaq, Sam Jackson, Jessica Diehr, Suzanne Summers, The Real Arnold Schwartzenegger (not a clone or robot), Venom, Silent Bob, and Jason David Frank.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Palm Beach, FL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: S.A.C.C. Counselor
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

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About me:

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Jonstreets back ALRIGHT!... er... SO HI! Jon here, you probably know me. BUT if you dont know me... IM JON! Im 20 years old and I work as an after care counselor at an elementary school. Im Hyper, and very dorky, and i like long walks on the beach, lions, inflatable matresses and I really like Giant Robots. <3 besides that, I am obsessed with anime, video games, transformers, and superman, i make that painfully obvious just hang out with me for 20 minutes you'll get the point. I sew, and I cook, and as a new developement im moderatly organized. Jeez im the worst guy ever right? lol. I am evedently good at baking cakes I just found out. I plan on becoming a teacher once im finished with college, either a high school english teacher, or a 3rd grade teacher, I've yet to decide for certain, but i'll keep you posted. Besides that pretty much what you see is what you get. If theres anything you wanna know, you can pretty much just go ahead and ask me. Im an open book. Well I'm outty. You stay classy... WORLD!
[Marital Status]Single...
[Shoe size]9 1/2
[Parents still together]Nope
[Siblings]Nope
[Pets]two cats
FAVORITES
[Color]Green
[Number]37
[Animal] Lion
[Drinks] Coke
[Soda] Coke
[Book] .hack//AI Buster
[Flower] Orchid
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Auburn
[Twirl your hair?] Twirls itself
[Have tattoos?] Nope
[Have Piercings?] Nope
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Nope
[Drink/Smoke?] Nope
[Like roller coasters?] Yep
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Nope
[Want more piercings?] Nope
[Like cleaning?] Moderately
[Write in cursive or print?] Print
[Own a web cam?] Occassionally
[Know how to drive?] Yep
[Own a cell phone?] Yep
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yep
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yep
[Considered a life of crime?] Nope
[Considered being a hooker?] Nope
[Lied to someone?] Yep
[Been in love?] Sure
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yep
[Been in lust?] Yep
[Used someone] Nope
[Been used?] Yep
[Been cheated on?] Yep
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yep
[Stolen anything?] Yep
[Held a gun] Yep
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Button Up T-Shirt, Pants
[Current mood] Hot.
&..39;[Current taste] 'Fritos
[What you currently smell like] Sweat
[Current hair] Same as always
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Sleeping
[Current cd in stereo] Silence
[Last book you read] No Clue
[Last movie you saw] Be Kind Rewind
[Last thing you ate] Fritos
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My Dad
[Do drugs?] Nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yep
Remember your first love?] Unfortunately.
[Still love him/her?] HELL NAW
[Read the newspaper?] On Occassion
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yep
[Believe in miracles?] Yep
[Do well in school?] On Occassion
[Wear hats] Yep
[Hate yourself?] Nope
[Have an obsession?] Yep
[Collect anything?] Cards
[Have a best friend?] Yep
[Close friends?] Yep
[Like your handwriting?] Yep
[Care about looks] Nope
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Girl in first grade named Jillian
[First kiss] First Girlfriend
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Nope
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I believe there are up to 6 the ones.
[Are you a tease?] Nope
[Too shy to make the first move?] Nope
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yep
[Bitch/Asshole] Yep
[sarcastic] Yep
[Angel] Nope
[Devil] Nope
[Shy] Nope
[Talkative] Yep

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Who I'd like to meet:

Jason David Frank: MET BITCHES!!!! Tetsuya Nomura: Not Met. Kevin Sorbo: Met. Johnny Young Bosch: Met. Christopher Reeves: Cannot Meet :( Margot Kidder: Met. Yoshitaka Amano: Met. Nobuo Uematsu: Not Met. David Kay: Met. The Iron Sheik: Met (one crazy guy!) Tom Wellings: Not Met. Erica Durance: Not Met. Kristin Kreuk: Not Met. Michael Rosenbaum: Not Met.

Comments

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  • Sep 20 2009 6:48 PM

    i see ur sticking to that abandonment thing haha...
  • Sep 10 2009 3:30 AM

  • Aug 17 2009 2:39 PM

    YAAAY!
    I have hopes and dreams again!!
    OHCAWD MY MACARONI IS FOAMING!!
  • Aug 15 2009 2:49 PM

    I completely agree. Couldn't possibly get much lamer, actually.
  • Aug 13 2009 3:45 PM

    Is not weird!!
    lol, Jon I miss you!!!!
    I feel like. . I never see my twin. . EVAR! DX
  • Aug 10 2009 5:14 AM

    I love you.
    I realize it has been oodles of ages since I updated my dear old dad on my love for him.
    So here it is.
    =D
  • Jul 29 2009 5:57 AM

    oh ya, way late lol

    least you get to see zedd at jacon, thats a plus.
  • Jul 28 2009 11:53 PM

    Hey 2 questions! R u working summer camp. ANd what school do you work at?
  • Jul 16 2009 12:44 PM

    yo
  • Jul 13 2009 7:32 AM



    You know its just too epic.
  • Jun 26 2009 1:58 PM

    no problem.
    sry i didnt comment u back my myspace never tells me i have comments XP
    so how have u been?
  • Jun 23 2009 3:13 PM

    happy birthday! ^.^
  • Jun 18 2009 3:00 AM


  • Jun 16 2009 2:24 AM

    lol Well we'll try...but I would have to leave early cause I got to go pick Cody up at the airport.
    If we can't we'll try to go down sometime during the week.
  • Jun 14 2009 3:39 AM

    Miss you lots!!
  • Jun 12 2009 1:29 PM

    we didn't stop being friends, i think i created a new myspace and forgot to add everyone from my old one... *hug* i loves you... we have to hang out more!!!
  • Jun 8 2009 5:49 AM

    i will be in west palm at about 430 pm so when i call to see whats up pick up ya fuckin phone mate lol
  • Jun 5 2009 10:45 PM

    Yo ho! whats up?
  • Jun 4 2009 11:44 PM

    Ever wonder what it'd look like if you and Colin had a baby who grew up to be a porn star?
    He'd look like this guy.
    Photobucket
  • May 31 2009 11:56 PM

    Lawl! I know who Franco is..XP
    And dude..I dont care..Gackt is still one of the best singers ever! =D
  • May 31 2009 3:12 PM

    o.O..whaaa? Gackt is soooo NOT like him! ><
  • May 30 2009 3:14 PM

    How have you been??
    =D
    I've only watched 3 dramas so far but I want more! Haha!
    Hana Kimi was amazing..anything you suggest?
    I've seen Zettai Kareshi, which is based off the manga Absolute Boyfriend, and also Boys Before Flowers, which remains my number 1 favorite..it's in Korean. XD
  • May 30 2009 12:50 AM

    Jono!! Wats up??
    =D
    Here, I was told you like this show and maybe others??
    If so, we must talk about them!
    I'm turning into a drama nerd...><

  • May 28 2009 3:09 PM

    I LURV YOU!!!!!

  • May 26 2009 11:05 PM

    No i just got a job at the Boynton mall. I'm excited I start tomorrow