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Music
Van Halen Beatles Rolling Stones The Who AC/DC (Seen them 13 times or more) ZZ Top Judas Priest Sammy Hagar (Solo) KISS Billy Joel Beach Boys Queen Just to Name A Few!
Movies
Empire Falls (Duh! The Hungover Busboy is the best character is the whole movie!)
The Omen Movies The Star Wars Movies The Alien Movies The American Pie Movies Halloween I & II Blues Brothers Just to name a few!
Television
The Simpsons & The Sopranos, who needs anything else!!
Books
Empire Falls (Duh!)
Heroes
Anyone who survived the Holocaust! John Lennon (RIP) Jerry Goldsmith (RIP) Stephen Spielberg John Williams Jerry Lewis George Lucas Stephen King Just to name a few!!
Watch Tim's Demo Reel! Includes Empire Falls footage!
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I am a single father, educator, playwright, professional actor, stage director, stage special effects experimenter, theatrical producer and a all around nice guy!
I have experienced a lot in my short time here on earth but the most awesome experience that I have had so far is being daddy to my beautiful daughter Maggie!
For more Information please visit www.TimmyTime.org!
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Watch Tim's appearance as the Dad in Sandros Chille's Project Direct contest submission!
Who I'd like to meet: Van Halen! (I Already Met Sammy a couple of times!)
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr
Gary Oldman
Stephen King (Almost met him at the Empire Falls premiere! DOH!!)
Ace Frehley
The Rolling Stones
The Who (What's left of them anyway!)
Clive Barker
Robin Williams
Valerie Bertinelli
Matt Groenig (Creator of the Simpsons)
Johnny Depp
Tim Burton
Stephen Spielberg
George Lucas
Richard Donner
Jack Nicholson
Tom Savini (Famous Makeup Artist)
Harrison Ford
The Cast of The Sopranos
Wes Craven
John Carpenter
Rob Zombie
Motley Crue
Ozzy Osbourne
Sasha Baron-Cohen (Borat! Sexytime!)
Will Ferrell
Queen (The Band not the old lady!)
Quentin Tarentino
Bill Murray
Howard Stern
Fred Willard
Christopher Guest
Eugene Levy
Sarah Silverman
Kevin Smith
A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives.
The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings (BB's) and mixes them into their food.
Several days later the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he is pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she had put them in his food. Later the middle son comes to her and says that he is crapping BB's. Again, she says that it is ok.
That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says "Ma, you won't believe what happened". She says "I know, you're passing BB's". "No", he says. "I was out behind the barn jacking off and I shot the dog". the joke of the day...lmao
May 11, 2009 10:08 AM AN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! (IF YOU THINK I AM SEXY.) IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOU ARE CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOU ARE HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FREAKING ROCK
Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?
A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:
Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella
Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.
Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today.
I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4
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