Being a Dad! Acting Writing Directing Producing Theatrical & Film Projects Movies Rock Concerts Watching Cool TV Shows Being At A Party With Cool People Just To Name A Few!
Music
Van Halen Beatles Rolling Stones The Who AC/DC (Seen them 13 times or more) ZZ Top Judas Priest Sammy Hagar (Solo) KISS Billy Joel Beach Boys Queen Just to Name A Few!
Movies
Empire Falls (Duh! The Hungover Busboy is the best character is the whole movie!)
The Omen Movies The Star Wars Movies The Alien Movies The American Pie Movies Halloween I & II Blues Brothers Just to name a few!
Television
The Simpsons & The Sopranos, who needs anything else!!
Books
Empire Falls (Duh!)
Heroes
Anyone who survived the Holocaust! John Lennon (RIP) Jerry Goldsmith (RIP) Stephen Spielberg John Williams Jerry Lewis George Lucas Stephen King Just to name a few!!
Tim Ryan's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Lisbon
Body type:
5' 9" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Catholic
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Professional Actor / Ed Tech III
Income:
Less than $30,000
Tim Ryan's Schools
Andover College
Portland, ME
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Computer Science
Clubs: National Honor Society
1986 to 1988
South Portland High School
South Portland, ME
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: College Prep
Watch Tim's Demo Reel! Includes Empire Falls footage!
Want to touch my Facehugger? Hee hee hee!!
I am a single father, educator, playwright, professional actor, stage director, stage special effects experimenter, theatrical producer and a all around nice guy!
I have experienced a lot in my short time here on earth but the most awesome experience that I have had so far is being daddy to my beautiful daughter Maggie!
For more Information please visit www.TimmyTime.org!
Myspace Graphics
Watch Tim's appearance as the Dad in Sandros Chille's Project Direct contest submission!
Who I'd like to meet: Van Halen! (I Already Met Sammy a couple of times!)
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr
Gary Oldman
Stephen King (Almost met him at the Empire Falls premiere! DOH!!)
Ace Frehley
The Rolling Stones
The Who (What's left of them anyway!)
Clive Barker
Robin Williams
Valerie Bertinelli
Matt Groenig (Creator of the Simpsons)
Johnny Depp
Tim Burton
Stephen Spielberg
George Lucas
Richard Donner
Jack Nicholson
Tom Savini (Famous Makeup Artist)
Harrison Ford
The Cast of The Sopranos
Wes Craven
John Carpenter
Rob Zombie
Motley Crue
Ozzy Osbourne
Sasha Baron-Cohen (Borat! Sexytime!)
Will Ferrell
Queen (The Band not the old lady!)
Quentin Tarentino
Bill Murray
Howard Stern
Fred Willard
Christopher Guest
Eugene Levy
Sarah Silverman
Kevin Smith
Peace Sunday, June 5, 1982, Rose Bowl, no nukes - nuclear disarmament - stop nuclear madness concert - NYC - Central Park - June 12, 1982, 1,000,000 person march and rally for Nuclear Freeze. Photography and presentation by Curtis Rainbow. 'Give Peace a Chance' music by Achim Schultz. Inspiration by Yoko Ono. Dedicated to John Lennon.
Hi Tim Ryan !!! Thanks for accepting my Friend Request !!! Paul the guy with the Dramarama Smile Page told me about u since I write Screenplays and Dance and Act.....I checked out ur Proflle !!..U seem like u are very busy in the Biz !!!.....I have a big Meeting with Artisan Films in the middle or October about my Screenplay " Snappy " !!!.....It's so nice to have u as a new Friend !!!!!...Check out my new Reality Show on You Tube Titled " Cici's Reality " !!!....All 6 Episodes or Videos for Season One are on my Profile Page !!!!..Have a Care Bear Day !!!!....Cici
hey Tim - thanks for your RSVP - we hope you can make it to Wardens in Lewiston this Saturday night! - Red Cross Sky will be opening the show at 9:00pm - John Koutny & Red Cross Sky
wow that sounds great!! Id like to see that. Let me know when it is. I never really tried facebook is it a good program? Im glad to hear youre doing good. Hows your daughter? Ya lets definitly play some online pool. Anyway take it easy! :)
Im not sure who wrote this but here is a poem for you: To all my favorite myspace mommies and daddies: Before I was a Mom I never learned the words to a lullaby. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Drooled on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple little grin. I never sat up for hours watching a baby sleep. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy. I had never known the warmth, The joy, The love, The heartache, The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom. Send this to someone who you think is a special Mom , I just did. And remember that behind every successful mother... Is a basket of dirty laundry" Now that you've read this send it to all your favorite myspace mommies, including me if you love me. It's always nice to be reminded that there are others out there who share the true joy of being a mommy and daddy!! :~)
A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives.
The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings (BB's) and mixes them into their food.
Several days later the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he is pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she had put them in his food. Later the middle son comes to her and says that he is crapping BB's. Again, she says that it is ok.
That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says "Ma, you won't believe what happened". She says "I know, you're passing BB's". "No", he says. "I was out behind the barn jacking off and I shot the dog". the joke of the day...lmao
May 11, 2009 10:08 AM AN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! (IF YOU THINK I AM SEXY.) IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOU ARE CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOU ARE HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FREAKING ROCK
