Jacob
Jacob Tsypkin
I have not yet begun to fight! - John Paul Jones

Male
20 years old
MONTEREY, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 4/5/2009
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    Jacob's Interests
GeneralCrossFit, Weightlifting, Coaching, Music, Poetry, Reading, Learning, Martial Arts.
MusicPearl Jam, Goo Goo Dolls, Foo Fighters, Dave Matthews Band, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath, etc etc.
MoviesThe Boondock Saints, 300, Cinderella Man, Grandma's Boy, James Bond, the ORIGINAL Star Wars Trilogy, Office Space, Anchorman.
TelevisionThe Office, Conan O'Brien, Mythbusters.
BooksHis Darkest Materials by Phillip Pullman, Harry Potter (DAMN RIGHT) by J.K. Rowling, Redwall (hell yes, badgers with giant swords fucking things up) by Brian Jacques, The Immortals, Alanna The Lioness, Protector Of The Small, all by Tamora Pierce. The Connor Burke Mysteries (Sensei and Deshi) by John Donohue. Angry White Pyjamas by Robert Twigger.
HeroesI don't know.
Groups: Ultimate MMABay Area Wrestlersaifs london 2007

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     Jacob's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Monterey.
Body type:5' 6" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Occupation:Student



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   Jacob's Blurbs
About me:
Currently student at Sacramento City College. Live in Davis. Next year, who knows. I like CrossFit, I like lifting shit, I like throwing shit. I play music and write poetry (and the occasional short story). Anyone in the Monterey looking to do some CrossFit this summer, contact me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jacob Noam Tsypkin
Birthday:September 28th, 1988
Birthplace:Monterey, CA
Current Location:Davis, CA
Eye Color:Blue/green/grey
Hair Color:Blonde/brown
Height:5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Russian Jewish
The Shoes You Wore Today:My new hiking sandals (hell yeah, I wear a 6E).
Your Weakness:Inadequacy
Your Fears:Inadequacy
Your Perfect Pizza:Meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:200 lbs bodyweight by November 1st; Back squat 375, military press 185, deadlift 405
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Fuck you, Mike"
Thoughts First Waking Up:"Snooze button! SNOOZE BUTTON!!"
Your Best Physical Feature:My skull
Your Bedtime:Midnight-2 AM
Your Most Missed Memory:All the good times
Pepsi or Coke:Coke, but it has to be from a can or an old style glass bottle.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Ugh. Neither.
Single or Group Dates:Either.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:Cigars, pipe tobacco, not cigarettes - ew.
Do you Swear:Like a fucking sailor.
Do you Sing:Yes
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:Eventually
Do you want to get Married:Maybe
Do you belive in yourself:Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:Rarely
Do you think you are Attractive:No
Are you a Health Freak:I try
Do you get along with your Parents:No
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes
Do you play an Instrument:Guitar, bass, a little piano, vocals
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:A little bit of rum with a cigar
In the past month have you Smoked:See above
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Fuck yeah! Fuji's baby!
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
Ever been Drunk:Once. Never again.
Ever been called a Tease:No
Ever been Beaten up:Yes
Ever Shoplifted:No
How do you want to Die:Completely
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Coach of some kind.
What country would you most like to Visit:Too many to list. Italy, England, Ireland, Scotland, Thailand, Brazil, France, Greece...on and on and on.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Brown
Favourite Hair Color:Brown
Short or Long Hair:Long
Height:Mine or shorter.
Weight:Yes?
Best Clothing Style:Conservative
Number of Drugs they have taken:None
Number of CDs they own:What the fuck?
Number of Piercings:Few
Number of Tattoos:None
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Many

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
How to make a Jacob Noam Tsypkin
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
3 parts self-sufficiency
5 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
Who I'd like to meet:
.. Tsypkin Tsypkin@gmail.com I'd like to meet...people. Anyone interested in CrossFit, Olympic Weightlifting, etc, or if you have any questions about them, let me know.

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先生 Sensei Kevin Pereira





May 8 2009 5:05 PM









先生 Sensei Kevin Pereira





May 4 2009 2:30 PM

Something cool you can add to your already wonderful curriculum

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The Joint Venture





Apr 29 2009 4:22 AM

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Apr 5 2009 8:35 PM


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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Mike J





Feb 19 2009 6:12 AM

Feb 28th Show
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Dec 9 2008 4:24 PM

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Mike J





Nov 9 2008 1:15 AM

Thanks for coming thru and performing last night. I was really feelin your "Blues" piece and the heritage piece, (didn't catch the name).

Peace n blessings,

Mike J
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Mar 18 2008 5:20 AM

hey there how are things? your myspace is looking awesome! anyhow, i just grabbed some awesome new ringers from www.hottones.info for FREE! they have the coolest stuff!
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Feb 5 2008 11:50 PM

jacob... i miss ya!! i want to try to visit you soon... like in the next few weekends... that would be bomb!
Amanda





Nov 29 2007 5:58 AM

hey n00bface.... just wanted to say hi we had karate pictures the other day you should check them out anyway you should also visit and come spar me so i can kick oyour ass....jk i mean you can kick my ass..... actually i really will kick your ass
.assyla.





Nov 18 2007 4:18 AM

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Nov 17 2007 9:12 AM

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Nov 15 2007 12:48 PM

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Nov 6 2007 8:07 PM

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Nov 4 2007 4:02 PM

I think... you should get FTW (for the win) tattooed on your bicep. For reals.
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Nov 1 2007 4:02 AM

holy smokes you aint even going to believe me...i click'd this offer to receive a REAL bag & wallet from Coach 100% FREE and it truly came!! since i KNOW its for real now, i'm gunna go back real quick and get more to wrap up as gifts..you really should go grab a few as well LMFAO! isn't mine hot?



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Oct 26 2007 11:42 PM

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Oct 12 2007 8:06 AM

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Oct 8 2007 3:50 AM

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Oct 7 2007 7:51 PM

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Oct 3 2007 2:31 PM

Jackie





Sep 29 2007 12:19 AM

happy birthday
19 ya?
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