Tucker Max
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole."

Male
32 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 5/14/2008
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    Tucker Max's Interests
GeneralI am interested in myself. My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as: The Tucker Max Stories (www.tuckermax.com)

I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL

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ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST

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     Tucker Max's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago, IL
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Tucker Max's Schools
Duke University
Durham,North Carolina
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Law
 

1998 to 2001
University Of Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1995 to 1998
Blair Academy
Blairstown,New Jersey
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 1995



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   Tucker Max's Blurbs
About me:
Everything you need to know about me, you can find here: TuckerMax.com
Who I'd like to meet:
Just about any hot girl who wants to hook up with me, I want to meet. Email me and we'll set it up. But I'd be even more down to meet a girl who wants to do my laundry. I can find sex easily, but finding a girl who will do my wash is hard. Seriously ladies, I am not joking about this. If you are in Southern California or are willing to travel here, email me and we'll figure it out. I will repay you with witty banter, hot animal sex, a swift kick to the spine, or whatever turns you.

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Kris





May 14 2008 6:22 PM

Can't wait for the movie bro! Come back to South Florida.... Fake boobies everywhere!!!!
Brent





May 14 2008 7:58 PM

I lived my life by your morals before I even knew who you where."ServeBeer" helped me get through my sentence. You are a master!!
lordofbeer





May 14 2008 7:44 AM

I just ordered a Breathalyzer with anticipation of recreating your sushi-pants story.

I'm not welcome at my favorite sushi bar in Chicago anymore, but luckily there is another close by on Rush St.

You are the King!
Jeff [Stupid Motherfucker]





May 13 2008 7:28 PM

Tucker Max, man, I've read every story on your site. I've bought and read your book. I love your life, I wish mine could be half as awesome as your has turned out to be. I see myself turning into you as the days go by. You've sucessfully bred another little Tucker via your literature. I just wanted to let you know this, and I look up to you as my hero man. I hope you continue writing and doing more awesome shit in the future.
melanie





May 13 2008 12:16 PM

Read your book about a year ago! Think about it everytime I meet an asshole! Hahaha
JeremiahSB





May 13 2008 3:08 AM

Tucker--- You should have been at "Top of the Hill' tonight......fuckin; riot on a monday night. Some guy was going off about Gordon Wood while some chick was pissin in the dining room. Was a fun monday night in Chapel HOLE.
uh, thats a Hamid 'der Bob.


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May 12 2008 9:16 PM

how???

honestly, how can all this be true.

i gotta meet ya and shake ur hand.
BRUJA





May 12 2008 9:17 PM

i c u r finally online so can u tell me when the hell assholes finish first comes out?!! i read i hope they serve beer in hell and it was the greatest. novel.ever. btw u r hot. let me do your laundry lol
Andrew





May 12 2008 9:18 PM

Thanks for the add, Sir. I was actually wondering if the anal sex story will be making it into the film. Please God, tell me this classic will be in the movie. PLEASE.
♠Jordan♠


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May 12 2008 9:19 PM

really wish you could have been our grad speaker man. keep it real.
Damian Clarke





May 12 2008 9:20 PM

you are the man!
Sean2Fast


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May 12 2008 9:21 PM

HOW YOU DOIN?
.::AnAsTaSiA ::. [*{PreStOnS ♥ LoVeR}*]





May 12 2008 9:26 PM

so tucker... have you finally found a woman you can be with???? LOL!
love your book by the way. =]
nino(the golden eagle)





May 12 2008 9:28 PM

my life is devoted to drinking and degrading women.and its all thanx to you. you are the man andpeople suck
The Official Myspace of "Nerbz"





May 12 2008 9:30 PM

Whats Up Broskie!

J-
Eric





May 12 2008 9:30 PM

Dude, Great Book!
Jerud





May 12 2008 9:34 PM

Your the shit...But you already know that lol
rob





May 12 2008 10:17 PM

16 months in Iraq , 42 years old ,just divorced ! Hell yeah !!! Make room Tucker Max ! I had this Cunny sending me the most explicit sexually charged phone text you might imagine ! But my need to be true to all of my younger Buddies in Iraq compelled me to simply forward the text sex on to them. Thus creating the worlds first "CYBER-TRAIN" ! I t was run on a need to know basis , and why did the Cunny need to know ? She was being a Patriot , unknowingly ! I picked your book up the week before I left for Iraq in a bookstore I was shoppping at to pick up childrens books to read to my kids. It was divine intervention that your book caught my eye ! Needless to say , I read it in Iraq 3 times . I then passed it to every young soldier I could ! You already know my Battle buddy "Lord GOGGIMAI" , Remember " Its my Island!" China Bull
M!K3[PA is not a state!]





May 12 2008 7:40 PM

Wow never mind, there is an entire blog about it.
M!K3[PA is not a state!]





May 12 2008 6:50 PM

What the fuck is going on with the new book? I've heard you're coming out with a movie or some bullshit... You start shooting in July or something? Let me know if thats true, even though you probably won't, and I'm leaving this comment wasting my time like a douche bag.
PISANO





May 12 2008 5:47 PM

i just finished your book got it the other day and this is probably the only book i have read cover to cover and enjoyed reading, a bunch of my friends convinced me to read this and basically my whole school is reading this book your hilarious i love it and cant wait to read your next book!
Dave





May 12 2008 3:54 PM

Keep up the good work Tucker!
Couch Elf





May 12 2008 2:56 PM

is the new book this fall or next? i'm impatient here.
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May 12 2008 11:17 AM

fucking hero
Penny Lane





May 12 2008 9:34 AM

I had the ultimate Tucker-esque experience this weekend on the streets of PB, San Diego.

Just putting it out there.
Hit me up -- I think I can give you a run for your money. ;)
The ShitHouse Poet





May 12 2008 10:13 AM

Loved the Book.
Paul





May 11 2008 10:29 PM

ya just went on vacation/work trip. Had my first double double!!!! absolutely blew my mind those may be the best burger ever created
EpitaFh





May 11 2008 4:30 PM

so i followed ur advice and didnt buy a book all semseter at college and i got straight A's lol dead ass serious!!! luv u bro
Misfire





May 11 2008 12:07 AM

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Lord Goggimai





May 10 2008 4:05 PM

A random hot girl wants to fuck me tonight. Let me drink and read your book before I make my decision. Who says the Bible is good for nothing?
It's just CHEMISTRY baby!!~!!





May 9 2008 10:35 PM

.......................wow.....................!
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May 9 2008 8:38 PM

your book cracks my shit up :)
LUNA





May 9 2008 5:48 PM

I can't tell you how many times I laughed myself to tears reading your book. Can't wait for the movie :D

thanks for the add!
Paigely-Pooh





May 9 2008 12:15 PM

Boy Tucker, you must have it rough. I mean just look at all the people who refer to as "a God." That's quite the reputation to hold up. I must have missed the day in Sunday school they taught promiscuity and debauchery. Nevertheless, love your stories. Comedy I tell ya. Fucking comedy.
Brian





May 8 2008 3:13 PM

I intend to drown myself in booze tonight and pull a Tucker Max!!!
Tyler





May 8 2008 3:32 PM

Tucker Max = Legend
K LAN