I like to print out pictures of Rose McGowan and put them in my wallet, telling all my friends that we're going steady.
I also make it a daily practice to brush my teeth in a circular motion. Like a choo-choo train.
Music
I kinda like Beyonce, but mostly because she's a very attractive woman. Her music kinda scares me, because it always sounds like she's angry at me.
Movies
My brother makes these stupid ninja movies. They're more atrociously retarded than an atrociously retarded person, but my brother smears his own crap on my pillow whenever I hurt his feelings. So I guess I have no choice but to say that Urban Ninja Dosage rocks!
My favorite book used to be Superfudge, but there was this one day my dog decided to use it as a chew toy. I got so mad at her that I punched her really hard. Unfortunately, she died because I forgot my own strength, so I had to hide her in the kitchen of an orphanage.
About me: I'm 20 years old, I collect action figures, and I live with my parents. But that doesn't matter, because I'm a sensitive guy who plays guitar.
Girls go crazy for that, right?
I'm also a TV superstar. On the internet. Check out my awesome new show, Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles.
Episode Seven Part 01:
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Episode One:
Pilot Episode:
Who I'd like to meet: People who don't have the clap. I will kill you if you give me the clap.
Also, I would really like to meet this guy one day.
Stevo: that looks like a fucked up muppet Me: i know! Me: at first, daniel thought that that guy was a ventriloquist Stevo: like grover ate elmo and shat him out Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Um. We're staying at La Quinta, wherever that is. But we'll be around all over. Supposed to hang out with Drew for a while, at least. But we'll be arriving around 7 or so.. and then we've got to get dinner with family. Blah.
Friday is the day of the preview. I think it takes most of the day.
yes../ i AM a half a friend now.. i am honored.. its like being an chocolate chip cookie that everybody tells is the friend but really they just want to eat them!!!!.. SAy Daniel... do YOU want to eat me? Cuz its cool...
THATS What Half -a- Friends Are For.. (insert obligatory smiley face here)
so you hope i go to hell i see.. i, uh, can't say i wouldn't have a blast down there so i'll take that as a compliment. don't forget, i borderline killed a man.
I guess I should have been paying attention to what was going on outside my window. Hydras are no laughing matter. neither are raptors for that matter. especially sneaky vain ones that have to bogart other people's time in the photo booth. Soooo inconsiderate. all this aside, do you know that they just discovered that raptors had feathers.!
there is a subtle, yet brilliant, change in his expression on the second page. I had to read it twice to pick it up, but it carries the entire storyline.
