Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles
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22 歲
TALLAHASSEE, Florida
美國



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    Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles 的興趣
一般I like to print out pictures of Rose McGowan and put them in my wallet, telling all my friends that we're going steady.

I also make it a daily practice to brush my teeth in a circular motion. Like a choo-choo train.
音樂I kinda like Beyonce, but mostly because she's a very attractive woman. Her music kinda scares me, because it always sounds like she's angry at me.
電影My brother makes these stupid ninja movies. They're more atrociously retarded than an atrociously retarded person, but my brother smears his own crap on my pillow whenever I hurt his feelings. So I guess I have no choice but to say that Urban Ninja Dosage rocks!
電視This pretty much says it all.
書籍My favorite book used to be Superfudge, but there was this one day my dog decided to use it as a chew toy. I got so mad at her that I punched her really hard. Unfortunately, she died because I forgot my own strength, so I had to hide her in the kitchen of an orphanage.
偶像I've never seen a single episode of Heroes.

     Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles 的詳細資訊
狀態:單身
體型:171cm / 苗條 / 纖瘦
族裔:亞裔
星座:巨蟹座



Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles is amazed that Episode Seven (now on youtube) has the power to cure venereal diseases! 於 2008/5/14。
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   Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles 的自我介紹
關於我:
I'm 20 years old, I collect action figures, and I live with my parents. But that doesn't matter, because I'm a sensitive guy who plays guitar.

Girls go crazy for that, right?

I'm also a TV superstar. On the internet. Check out my awesome new show, Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles.

Episode Seven Part 01:


Episode Seven Part 02:


Episode Six:


Episode Four:


Episode Three:


Episode Two:


Episode One:


Pilot Episode:

我想認識:
People who don't have the clap. I will kill you if you give me the clap.

Also, I would really like to meet this guy one day.

 My Friend Space
  I have OVER 9000 friends.
Daniel
Lando
Urban Ninja Dosage
Racist Robot
Nathan and also Bryan
Stacy
Bill
Andrea
I have 8999 more friends than you



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   Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles 的好友空間 (前 4)
Awkward Asian Adolescent Chronicles 共有 196 位好友。
 Daniel 


 Lando 


 Urban Ninja Dosage 


 Racist Robot 





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Dr. Ninja

Dr. Ninja



2008/6/2 05:15

You really are the Great And Powerful DO!
btw.. i have a great idea for an episode..
STEVE LURKEL of Team Jaguar

STEVE LURKEL of Team Jaguar



2008/5/25 16:04

Fool, it was Saturday. Of course I was out.
Big, Fat, and Needing to Cross the Line!!

Big, Fat, and Needing to Cross the Line!!



2008/5/18 15:48

imaginations will only get you so far, confucius says
Big, Fat, and Needing to Cross the Line!!

Big, Fat, and Needing to Cross the Line!!



2008/5/11 23:57



We have the stairs now alls we need is the baby.
i am jack's broken ♥

i am jack's broken ♥
上線中!


2008/5/8 19:54



You've inspired me today.
STEVE LURKEL of Team Jaguar

STEVE LURKEL of Team Jaguar



2008/5/4 23:16

Stevo: that looks like a fucked up muppet
Me: i know!
Me: at first, daniel thought that that guy was a ventriloquist
Stevo: like grover ate elmo and shat him out
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
STEVE LURKEL of Team Jaguar

STEVE LURKEL of Team Jaguar



2008/5/4 18:06



HAAAAAY!
Dr. Ninja

Dr. Ninja



2008/5/2 16:03

-Im like the Thing getting butt raped by the Hulk while wearing a pink tutu... ("Hulk SMASH!")

-Im like Naruto without his Sexy Jutsu.

-Im like "Dancing With Wolves"... only.. Im Nutored. (sp?)

-I was slapped by Chuck Norris once... (????????)

-I once played a Bum in Monopoly. By the end of teh game, not only did i owe him a hot ham sandwich... but I got Dirty Sanchez'd as well.

ok thats all for now. the last couple had nuthign to do with Half-a-friend-ism's, but i thought they would make you laugh...

~Sayonara Mah Half-A-Friend *slash* son *slash* Savior of All Things Black and Fluffy.
J's Ol' Lady (Golden Girl)

J's Ol' Lady (Golden Girl)



2008/5/2 00:34

thank you for my omelette, it was delicious!!
STEVE LURKEL of Team Jaguar

STEVE LURKEL of Team Jaguar



2008/5/1 02:32

If you wanna bump, let's go. 'Cause I ain't SCARED of yo muthafuckin' ass.

Aight, then. LATUH.
Dr. Ninja

Dr. Ninja



2008/4/21 00:13

i thought of more similies for my new name.

im like a minicon with out a transformer.

im like a power ranger who wants to form the one zoid but the other 4 are too busy fueding on Super Smash Bros.

im like the rest of your facial hair.

im like dvd in a dvd player with no power cord..

ok ill save the rest for some other time.
ali.atari [♥]

ali.atari [♥]



2008/4/10 01:49

Um. We're staying at La Quinta, wherever that is. But we'll be around all over. Supposed to hang out with Drew for a while, at least. But we'll be arriving around 7 or so.. and then we've got to get dinner with family.
Blah.


Friday is the day of the preview. I think it takes most of the day.

Really looking forward to visiting, though!
I'm the Doctor!

Doctor Who



2008/4/9 12:46

hahaha really? haha oh shit i think you are!!!
ali.atari [♥]

ali.atari [♥]



2008/4/7 16:53

Ahhh I was thinking about staying the weekend, but can't since I have work. Sadface. I would've loved to be in your show. Maybe another time.

Eh, at least I don't hate my job or anything. Working at a videogame shop rocks times ten.

I'll be in Thursday afternoon and leaving Friday night. Not too long. Oh well-- can you come out with Drew & co.
on Thursday?
Drew <Tally Boy>

Andrew Roberts



2008/4/7 06:40

i apologize in advance for what i have exposed you to.
other than that, how's it going?
ali.atari [♥]

ali.atari [♥]



2008/4/7 03:39

So I've been hearing way too much about this "Daniel" fellow from my boyfriend since he got home.

Apparently you two are way too much alike for comfort? No idea.

Anywho-- I'm coming to Tallahassee Thursday afternoon for the FSU preview thing. I expect to meet this guy.

=P
i am jack's broken ♥

i am jack's broken ♥
上線中!


2008/4/6 19:02

thank you for the birthday wishes. I hope my intestines stay intact today as well.
Jet

Jet Bottoms



2008/4/4 03:24

yep, where did we decide on again?
Jet

Jet Bottoms



2008/4/3 23:58

Oh danny boy, how art thou?
Dr. Ninja

Dr. Ninja



2008/3/31 00:06

yes../ i AM a half a friend now..
i am honored..
its like being an chocolate chip cookie that everybody tells is the friend but really they just want to eat them!!!!..
SAy Daniel... do YOU want to eat me?
Cuz its cool...


THATS What Half -a- Friends Are For..
(insert obligatory smiley face here)
Dr. Ninja

Dr. Ninja



2008/3/30 23:40

WWHSD?????

(What Would Han Solo Do?)

what about a top 9 1/2 ???
landon.

Landon Pickering



2008/3/30 17:22

so you hope i go to hell i see..
i, uh, can't say i wouldn't have a blast down there so i'll take that as a compliment.
don't forget, i borderline killed a man.
Daniel

Daniel



2008/3/30 17:13

Fair enough.
Racist Robot

Racist Robot



2008/3/30 17:10

I REALLY WANTED TO BE IN EPISODE SEVEN.

:(
Daniel

Daniel



2008/3/30 16:47

Why does Andrea get an animated .
gif and I don't?
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